"Yokai"=Normal talk
"Yokai"=Character thinking
"Yokai"=Character Yelling/Summon Talking
"Yokai"=Demon Talk
"Yokai"=Jutsu Name

Hello and welcome to my remake of my story, Naruto Ninja Special: Fox Trapped by Yokai Gakuen, (Naruto: Chronicles of the Yokai Lords) I am starting the story from a new vantage point rarely taken when rewrites of Lazy Hermit's Naruto: Fox at Yokai Gakuen. I am starting from the beginning of the entire Naruto series and will be following it through to the end of the series from there. How for those who are wondering what took me so long, i had to repost the damn thing after my laptop crashed and i had the first 3 chapters done but then my laptop died on me and i was forced to get a new computer, losing all that hard work in the process. So Read and Review to push me into keeping this story going and enjoy, but if you do not review, I'll have Hidan visit you while you sleep.

(Hidan) DAMN FUCKING RIGHT, I'LL USE YOU AS A SACRIFICE TO HASHIN SAMA!
(Author) Hidan, no swearing, or I'll have to kill you
(Hidan) HAHAHAHAH I'M IMMORTAL, NO ONE CAN KILL ME MOTHER FUCKERS
(Author ) Hidan, do you really wanna piss me off?
(Hidan) YOU THINK YOU FUCKING SCARE ME YOU COCK SUCKING BLASPHEMOUS FOOL! HELL I BET YOUR KID S A WHORE S CHILD (Author) ...
(Dragon-tickmark-:) you do realize... thats my niece you're talking about right Hidan chan
(Hidan goes pale in realization) ooohhhhh shiiii...
(Dragon) EAT THIS! NINPO OUGI: MISATO CURRY SHIKI NO MAI (launches a tsunami of pulsing radioactive green curry at Hidan)
(Hidan) screams in pain as his body is dissolved slowly molecule by molecule till nothing is left (Looks to Dragon) I think you mayyyyyy have overdone it...
(Dragon grins and shakes his head and responds chipper) Nahhhhh we could have had Asuka force feed him it!
(Author pales at a distant memory and curls into fetal position) Make the pain go away mommy. I don't' want to visit uncle Zilla...*1
(Dragon sweat drops embarrassed) Ooookkkk then well while he's reliving trauma Read and Review... OR FACE THE CURRY OF DOOOOOOOOM (Laughs maniacally making all small animals in the area drop dead)

Evening had fallen on Konohagakure no Sato, and all was quiet in the time of peace. People were walking home for dinner and everyone was content with their role in life. Everyone but a strange man standing on top of the statue of Konoha's greatest Ninja, the Hokage Monument. Far from content, he was boiling with unrelenting hatred towards Konoha. He had left the village as a shame, beaten and make a mockery of, but now he was back. The time would be right soon, and he would take what he wanted from this miserable village. All he had to do, was bide his time and wait. After all with the Sharingan how could he possibly lose? He was Madara Uchiha, and by his hand Konoha WOULD be destroyed.

In order for him to succeed however, he would first have to acquire the Kyuubi no Yoko. Grinning under his mask, Madara moved into position, he prepared to make his ambush, not knowing that someone else was there waiting to ambush him and a certain person was watching from afar amused by the man's stupid antics.

Far outside the Village, in a small hidden hut, another major event in history was unfolding before the heavens eyes. Sitting on the floor was a legend among ninjas. Spiky blond hair, and a piercing blue eyes, a white coat adorned with orange flames, Minato Namikaze sat waiting as his wife Kushina, went into labor. Something that quite frankly scared the unholy shite out of the man. Around him the special Anbu guards could only sympathize with the man they were sure would die at his wife's hands. "AAAAHHHHH DAMN IT MINATO IT HURTS! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS FOR THIS KNOWWHATIMEAN! "Namikaze Uzumaki Kushina screamed at her husband.

Minato unfortunately well aware of what his wife did to men when she was angry and backed off for a second, falling clear out of his chair onto his head. Before returning to Kushina's side he could not help but think. 'Why the fuck did we not use contraception...' Nara Shikaku was right, women are Medikidose.*2 "I'm here for you dear, Dammit Biwako i hate seeing Kushina like this can't you do-"

THWACK. Biwako smacked Minato on his cheek and yelled at him. "Dammit you mean are so weak, crying over every little thing," Sarutobi Biwako demanded of the Yondaime Hokage. "B-but she looks like she's in so much pain i want to do something to help her," This just got him struck again by the irritable wife of the Third Hokage.

At that moment however, a loud bang was heard as a black cloaked figure was launched through the wall while shouting a resounding "OH FUCK!" Everyone present sweatdropped as one Madara Uchiha came flying through the wall. "Ma ma Madara-san did you think you could avoid us forever?" The cloaked figure asked, a feminine but stern voice ringing throughout the room as she stalked toward her prey. At her voice two more cloaked figures appeared.

the taller of the two was a wearing a pure white robe, their face concealed behind its hood only exposing the fact that the person had glowing white eyes and a shit eating grin. The other and shorter of the two, was a long haired midget with long white hair and sunglasses covering his eyes, his wrinkled face showed his age greatly... "Gah why are the San Yami Shukun*3 here?" Madara demanded angered that the three of them had appeared. Mentally he was cursing up a storm however; the three of them together were as powerful as the Kyuubi!

The female chose this moment to throw off her cloak to reveal her appearance, shocking everyone present sans the other two dark lords. Her long pink hair flowed to her mid-back framing her slender face, and her emerald colored eyes sparkling in contrast to her pale alabaster skin. Her generous B cup breasts were clearly visible against the dress she wore, however, so was her belly, swollen in the late phases of pregnancy.

Madara was no fool in any way. He knew he was no match for the 3 powerful beings before him. However seeing the woman's condition made him get cocky and write a check with his mouth his ass refused to cash for him.

Smirking under his hideous orange mask he shot a taunt at her. "Oh ho, so you're pregnant, well that will make you an easy kill then you pathetic daughter of a slut..." Madara said with an evil leer. Unfortunately for him, this was instantly met with a punch that shattered the floor as the mysterious woman's fist flew through Madara, though Madara's visible eye was visibly wide at the sight of the entire wall behind him dissolving into powder, despite her fist was nowhere near it.

"Dammit Akasha!" The midget cried out in shock at her display. "There are others here remember don't go all out like that!" The midget shouted, his hands glowing creating a force field between where Akasha had struck and the Konoha Nin, who were currently bug eyed at the display of raw strength she possessed. Akasha could have sworn she even heard the blond mutter something along the lines of, "Oh great now there's two of my Kaa-chan...".

'I have to watch out for that woman, despite her condition she is by no means a slouch.' Madara thought as he phased through the barrier and grabbed Kushina. However before he could grab her he was met by Minato's fist straight into his stomach launching him away from the Hokage's wife. Looking over at Biwako he nodded to her to help Kushina deliver their child while he held this bastard off. 'Time to show this bastard why I'm the Kiiroi Senko'*4 Minato thought as he pulled out one of his legendary kunai.

Reacting quickly, Minato rushed the former Uchiha Monarch intent on taking him down as swiftly as possible. Quickly flipping through some hand seals he released a jutsu he had learned from a wandering young lady who had taken a fancy to his Hirashin. 'Saru, Nezumi, Inu, Hebi, Oushi, Saru, Oma, Ryuu,' Minato thought as he remembered the hand signs he had been shown.

"Futon: Tenryu no Hoko!" the blond roared as he released a massive stream of concentrated air straight at Madara who quickly flipped through his own hand signs to avoid getting sliced and diced. Powerful in the fire element he may be, but he doubted it would be wise to fight fire with fire so to speak this time around.

"Suiton: Suijinheki!" he cried out, blasting out a large wall of water to intercept the tornado assault that was coming towards him. In an instant the water collided with the twister, only for the water to be shoved aside by the raw force of the jutsu. However Madara noted with glee that the Suiton he had used did the job as it redirected the attack to fly over him. 'Yare yare, that was certainly a strange jutsu, Futon elements don't end in the ryuu handsign.' The masked ninja thought as he prepared his next attack.

Deciding that handling Minato at close range was best, Madara shot forward intent on taking down his foe as quickly as he could. The blond kage saw him rushing towards him and instantly launched a special kunai at the masked madman. However to his shock, the kunai phased right though the man's' stomach as though he were not there, allowing Madara to get right in front of him and get a grip grab ahold of the shirt that he had on. with a triumphant smirk Madara activated his eye to trap the Fourth Hokage in an alternate dimension while thinking to himself, 'I win fool.'

He had no sooner thought this then Minato vanished from his grip and appeared behind him with a kunai in hand intent on slitting his throat. Thinking quickly Madara ducked and kicked Minato in the chest to get him to back away. "You really are something you know that, Namikaze?" Madara drawled boredly at Minato. "First you unleash a powerful wind attack i have never heard of before at me that i was barely able to deflect in my weakened state, then you actually managed to avoid me. Impressive indeed."

Minato could feel he was losing strength, and fast. This man's jutsu was simply unreal. However he would not allow that to stop him, he had to win to protect his family. Just as they were about to rush each other they heard crying, telling them that his son had been brought into this world. 'Least one thing has gone right tonight,' Minato thought as he turned away from Madara for a split second. Unfortunately, it was that split second that the Uchiha took advantage of. Warping away he appeared where Kushina and Biwako was and, in a flash sliced the Sarutobi Matriarch in half with no regret, causing her blood to spill all over Kushina and the newly born boy.

"Biwako! Kushina screamed out in terror. She had been friends for many years with the elderly lady and seeing her murdered so mercilessly was terrifying to her. Disappearing from view Madara reappeared before Minato with the bundle holding his son in his right arm, a kunai pointed at the boys neck in his left. "Surrender Kiiroi Senko, or your son will live to be only a minute old." Madara smirked calmly. However he was soon thwarted as Minato used Hirashin to warp behind him with his son now in his arms. "Not bad, not bad but how will you deal with this?"

Confused Minato looked at Madara only to hear a hissing sound he was all too familiar with. Looking down he was terrified to see that the blanket his son was wrapped in was covered in exploding tags. No sooner then he noticed, then did the tags explode, sending rocks and dust flying everywhere. The next few seconds were held in fear. When the smoke finally cleared, there was no sign of either of them, signifying Minato had managed to get them away in time. Madara shrugged then turned and grabbed Kushina. "Now is the time for my plan to come to fruition." He toned flatly before beginning to warp away, Kushina in tow.

"Fuhai stop him!" Akasha screamed as she ran towards her only to double over in pain as her water broke. 'Dammit not now, why now of all times!' The female swore. She loved the fact she was gonna be a mother, despite her husband being a cheating S.O.B. but she could not but want to swear at her still unborn child for inheriting her impatience. Struggling to force herself up, she stood and saw Madara warp away, taking Kushina before their very eyes..

"Well now it seems that that pest got away..." The man with the glowing eyes chuckled. "Managing to stand up Akasha glared at him. "This is no time for your jokes we have to track him down and now!" Wobbling slightly and wincing in pain as she was giving birth, she mentally swore she would end this now. And she had to deal with him now.

It was just then that Minato reappeared in the room in his patented flash of yellow. Looking around he noticed his wife missing, two of the three mysterious figures who had appeared helping the pregnant female of the group. Walking over he changed to his 'Kage Mode'. "Ok i want some answers, who are you and why are you here. You got three seconds before i signal my Anbu to arrest you and send you to be tortured." They had been hunting Madara down for way too long for her to get sidetracked now. However they needn't worry as Tohou Fuhai grinned and casually flipped him the bird while letting loose a bit of his Yokai.

Needless to say Minato got the message was as he shook in his boots. 'Don't ask, and do NOT fuck with us.' With a sigh the blonde Hokage shook his head and walked away from the trio. Akasha looked over to where Minato had gone and saw the man had a serious look on his face as he put his son into the cradle across from the room. "Be safe Naruto." The blonde Hokage whispered before giving the Anbu some quick instructions and then hirashining away to where Madara was.

Groaning, the Dark Lords saw him leave and followed them, Fuhai Touhou leading the way, using his youjutsu to detect where Madara had taken Kushina. They would have to act fast as Akasha needed to deliver her child soon, before they got to the prick. The only thoughts that the Anbu could think as they watched all this happen was, 'what the hell!?' Finally one Anbu, known as Tenzo vocalized what everyone was thinking, "What the bloody blue bijuu balls was that?" Making everyone present look at him like he'd grown a second head. "What? Was it something I said?"

Speaking of the former Uchiha, Madara had warped to a large craggy valley, where, unknown to all but a few, was where the last great battle between the Senju and the Uchiha had occurred before the founding of Konohagakure. "Well now Kushina, i finally have you, and now i will unleash the Kyuubi for my revenge upon that damn village." The older man crowed.

Kushina could only growl in pain as the man made his move, her body still too weak due to just birthing. Slapping his hand onto the seal on Kushina's stomach, he activated the contract seal he had and with an evil laughed called out, "Come forth and do my bidding Kyuubi No Yoko!'" Kushina could only scream in sheer pain as the seal holding back the mighty nine tailed demon lord was forcefully shattered. Kyuubi's chakra formed a cloak around her pouring out like a great tide until with a thunderous roar the great fox materialized standing behind Madara and roared primal, under the Sharingan's powerful genjutsu.

Smirking behind his mask he was surprised to see Kushina was still alive from the extraction. "Well well, aren't you a survivor, no matter i will simply have the beast that was sealed inside you kill you." The Kyuubi shot its tail forward on piercing Kushina through her heart, but then two things happened. The first was that Minato appeared and warped Kushina away, and the second which scared Madara to no end was Akasha appearing and grabbing Kyuubi's tail, throwing it over the mountains even further from the village.

"You will not get away this time Madara teme, i will personally see to the end of you!" Akasha roared. Madara noticed with much surprise that Akasha now sported a flat belly, something she had not had 20 minutes ago. 'Dear god what kind of woman is she? She actually gave birth while giving chase to me, if that does not say anything about her determination at the least i don't know what does.' The Uchiha founder thought with a chuckle.

Only a vampire like her could give birth to her child on the run. Akasha heard his chuckle and gave one of her own. "I would not be laughing if i were you, after all now i am no longer carrying my daughter with me." Madara simply glared before smugly replying. "Yes and now i can capture her and use her to kill you and your worthless family, but not before i kill her in front of you first." He was confident he could beat the Vampiress after all, he had Kyuubi on his side. Akasha was just barely stronger than Three Tailed. Unfortunately he forgot the old proverb. "Hell hath no fury like a mother scorned," and boy, had he just scorned her.

Everything stopped just then due to the UNGODLY level of killing intent coming off the pink haired woman, even the Kyuubi in its Genjutsu controlled state managed to regain enough control to say one sentence, "You're so beyond fucked Uchiha." Madara was inclined to agree with the demon as an aura burst forth from Akasha, an aura so powerful that even the Juubi would have been shitting itself in fear. "Madara, you just crossed the line, and now I'm going to show you EXACTLY why i am leader of the Three Dark Lords!" Akasha roared before punching the ground at the Uchiha's feet creating a monster crater into the ground, destroying everything in a mile radius.

As irony had it, both Madara and Minato were forced to warp out the way, Madara obviously was scared for his life for the first time in years. Unfortunately, he then noticed that Minato had warped right behind him, fully intent on killing him, and quickly at that. Madara quickly let the fourth Hokage's attack phase through him before he grabbed at the blond and started to suck him in, only for the man to vanish in a flash of yellow light.

'Hirashin huh, I'll have to be much faster about trying to suck him in then,' Minato meanwhile was having a serious thought himself. 'So he can use space time ninjutsu, as expected of Madara, I'll have to be clever about how i attack, he clearly has to become solid to attack, while phasing attacks through him in between strikes." Both men's thoughts were interrupted as Akasha appeared in front of Madara and swung an axe kick at his face. "That won't..." Madara was cut off as the kick connected in front of him and sent the Uchiha Monarch flying into the Kyuubi's kneecap making the beast stumble from the impact.

'How the hell did she kick me, i know i managed to phase well before the attack!' Madara cursed as he stood up shakily. Minato took that chance and appeared five feet away from Madara and threw a special Kunai towards his head. Madara saw the kunai coming however, and it passed right through his head while he ran at Minato intent on catching him before he could Hirashin away. Madara made contact with Minato as the Kunai began to sail through his head.

'I win' Madara smirked. Unfortunately Minato again disappeared, but Madara unfortunately got to find out exactly where he went as the man cried out, "Rasengan!" Madara once again found himself face first as the sphere of chakra buried itself in his back. In a deathly whisper Minato spoke three words that made Madara afraid of him, if for just a second. "Hirashin Ippo Ni" kicking Madara onto his feet he then slammed his hand into the rogue ninja's chest, activating a contract seal. "The Kyuubi is no longer under your control Madara!"

Madara jumped back and looked at his bleeding arm. It was a solid hit no doubt about that. "Well well, so you have several other Jutsu under your arsenal then i thought. No matter, i will have the Kyuubi someday to complete my master plan, and i will not fail again." With that Madara departed, and the Kyuubi gave one glance before opening its mouth and charging towards the village. "Damn!" Minato swore. Akasha put her hand on the man's head. Don't worry Kiroi Senka; I'll help you handle this, after all this is partially my fault."

Minato was confused about why she said that but then she felt an earthquake shaking the entire area." Looking down Akasha started to cry as Fuhai and the mysterious exorcist figure appeared. "Mikogami, make sure Moka gets home once this is all over, Fuhai, put up a protective barrier around as much of the village as you can" Minato looked at the woman in confusion.

"I have a powerful beast's blood sealed inside of me and i am going to let it loose to fight that bastard, you will have to find a way to seal the fox, but i should be able to buy you some time." Minato nodded before warping to where he had brought Kushina, taking Fuhai, Mikogami, and the newborn Moka with him. 'Sorry you won't get to know your mom, Moka, but if we are to survive this must be done." Little did she know that two figures were watching, one of which gave a maniacal grin as he decided to allow his descendant to unleash her "True Heritage" while taking the power of said 'beast' away..

Focusing all over her strength Akasha began summoning her full power. However she noticed that it was not there. Instead she could feel the spirits of everyone she had ever drained the blood out of inside her. It was odd yet, comforting, as though she should have had this power all along. Channeling this strange new power into her arm, she began to transform it using the vampire's forbidden skill. Imagine her surprise when her arm burst into bloody chunks, and eight black wings made of blood and darkness took its place, blood red eyes and insane smiles moving along the surface of the strange appendages. 'The hell is this?' Akasha thought. 'The transformation skill should have formed three solid black bat wings as sharp as razor wire, not this!'

As quickly as she had that thought memories that were not her own flooded her mind, showering her with ages of history she never knew. In moments it was over but Akasha understood everything. Her people, her powers, and her duty to remind the world why you never fucked with the damned. Walking forward Akasha strode towards the great demon fully intent on destroying it personally a shit eating grin across her face. "Sorry Fox-san but i cannot let you destroy these people so i will have to end your life personally."

Now the Kyuubi was many things, but it had rarely ever encountered someone with this much power, and to be human... 'what is she? even a powerful vampire like her is rarely as strong as the San- NO IT CAN'T BE!' The Kyuubi realized with a shock as he realized whose child she was. Growling the beast opened its mouth and started to summon a ball of pure black energy, filled with his full malice and hate, and was ready to shoot the attack against Akasha. 'It ends here you witch!' The fox thought and without a second hesitation, the Kyuubi attempted to fire the attack, only for two things to occur. The first of course was the Fourth Hokage to appear on Gamabunta's head while the toad chief buried its knife deep into the Kyuubi's spine. The second was for the massive ball of pure evil energy to get flicked by Akasha casually and get launched into the stratosphere like it was a beach ball.

"you will not destroy this village Kyuubi no Kitsune!" The toad chief cried. The fourth Hokage then looked down at the demon trapped underneath Gamabunta's knife. A look of sadness in his eyes the fourth hokage weaved several hand signs making himself and the demon fox vanish, the only sign that they had been there was a Kyuubi shaped crater and Gamabunta holding his bloodstained knife into the ground. "Tch damn Gaki thinks he can take the fox on himself, hes always so impulsive."

Akasha could only nod as she felt a strange tug, and melted into the shadows of the night. Looking where the woman once was, Gamabunta could not help but shudder. 'After all these centuries i still am not used to that shit, i need a drink.' With that thought the Toad Boss dismissed himself to return home and get smashed.

In a familiar flash of yellow, Minato appeared next to Kushina, who was holding young Naruto in her arms. Taking a moment to glance over his shoulder, he noticed, with a little amusement that the Kyuubi was now on its back, and that Akasha was beating the unholy piss out of the fox's face, though how the hell she had gotten here he had no fucking clue. Nor did he honestly give two shits.

The fact she had what looked like giant wings growing out where her right arm should be was just plain creepy. "Kushina, hime, i can stop the fox, but I'm afraid that you will have to take care of Naruto yourself." Kushina looked in shock at her husband and could not say anything. Even Akasha stopped pounding the tar from the Kyuubi with her new found power to see what the Yellow Flash was doing.

"Minato...why are you saying this?" Kushina asked her husband softly. Minato looked sadly at Kushina before picking up Naruto. "If we are to beat the Kyuubi, i will have to use the Shiki Fuuin on the Kyuubi and seal part of it into myself, then i will use the Hakke no Fuuin Shiki to seal the other part into Naruto." he spoke quietly to his wife. Akasha looked over to the fox with a deadpan look. Grabbing the fox's ear she whispered to it, she could feel her power waning and fast but she was willing to bet the fox was scared shitless enough to listen.

Didn't hurt the two of them were old drinking buddies but he was a pain when he was pissed, nough said. "Listen i know you are pissed that u were controlled and all, but let yourself be sealed, but make it as realistic as possible." The Kyuubi was confused by this, Akasha glanced over to where Kushina was yelling at Minato telling him not to sacrifice his life just to make their son a Jinchuricki, and should let her seal the fox into her again before she died.

Talking quickly she whispered instructions to the fox on what it was to do once she was sealed in Naruto. She had a feeling that things would not be good for Naruto growing up, and her own condition would make it she barely lasted a few more decades at best. Nodding subtly the fox roared and launched Akasha off of itself before launching itself at Minato.

'Heheh that woman has not changed in 500 years I'm surprised though, after all i thought HE would never lift the curse on the banished part of his family even if it was just one person.' The Kyuubi thought as it charged at them. Minato however was quicker then the fox and went through several hand signs. "Shiki Fujin" Minato cried out.

The effect was instantaneous as the jutsu took effect, the air grew colder to the point where everyone in the area could see their breath, and to those who were the target of the jutsu or close to death, which was Kushina's case. Kushina knew that the former Third Hokage, along with several Anbu would try and stop Minato, so with what little strength she could muster, she created a gigantic spherical barrier around them, keeping the Kyuubi to escape being sealed, and from Sarutobi and the others from interfering with Minato's plan.

She still could not believe she was going through with this however. Looking over to the ever so feared Kyuubi, she saw the fox glancing over at the pink haired woman who had been helping Minato. She could have sworn she had seen the woman whisper something to the Kyuubi when she and Minato had just been arguing, not knowing how right she was. Looking over to the Kyuubi, Minato sent the hand of the death god out to the fox and grabbed ahold of its soul. Mentally cursing the Kyuubi looked over to Kushina to see her wobbling away slowly.

Growling angrily the demon fox lashed out to kill her for "tricking" it into allowing itself into this mess only for a glowing gold barrier to form in front of her. "*Fuuin: Kin no Daibutsu" Came a voice the Akasha knew all too well. Standing not two feet away from where Minato was stood Toho Fuhai, a grin on his face while his left hand was pointed to the space in front of him, while his other hand held Ichi Ichi Paradise, which he was reading while nonchalantly holding the seal in place. This caused MInato, Kushina, Akasha, and even the Kyuubi to sweatdrop at the sight.

"Ma ma Akasha chan, how do keep getting yourself into these messes?" The man teased her, knowing all too well what her body was more than likely suffering from the effect of the disease eating at her body right now. That and one did not go and give birth to a child while chasing a ninja who was easily ranked triple S rank and not have her body suffer from severe backlash afterwards.

Kushina and Minato could only look at this conversation going on and wonder what the hell was going on. However Minato noticed that the Kyuubi was distracted and launched the final part of Shiki Fuuin at the Kyuubi while it was looking away. The fox stood no chance as the shinigami's arm ripped out part of the Kyuubi's chakra and sealed it inside of Minato. Coughing hard Minato fell to his knees and shuddered at the feeling of the mass of chakra that had been sealed inside of his body. 'D-damn i cannot believe how dense this chakra is..." Minato mentally swore before he saw the kyuubi getting back up and and growling angrily.

Toho shook his head at this sight. "Hes a persistent one thats for sure..." Suddenly Kyuubi was blasted into the ground as a beam of pure black energy struck it in the back. "gladius atri lux" a hollow voice rung out, as the beam dug in deeper and deeper, burying itself into the fox's backside. Everyone could not believe what had happen but Toho saw this and could not help but mutter in awe, "Ruihai" before returning to his porn as though nothing happened. He knew that the being was not anywhere nearby, or the blast would have been much bigger, more then likely blasting the entire land of fire to nothingness.

Minato could only shake his head in awe, while Kushina's eyes were wide as sake saucers at the site. "W-what was that!" Kushina stammered. Akasha had mercifully passed out due to pain and the exhaustion she was suffering, but for everyone else they could not help but feel they had just witnessed what could be an act of god. Well except Toho who was to into his Ichi Ichi and giggling like a schoolgirl. Though had anyone been paying attention to the death god they would have seen that it was in the process of picking up its jaw.

'Sweet Kami why can't that man hold back some?' The shinigami thought. "Then again the fact he didn't sink the Continent like he did Danu Talas is a miracle in and of itself.' the Shinigami added with a sweatdrop. That incident had left him with so much paperwork he was STILL backed up with it WITH SHADOW CLONES NO LESS, and that had been damn near a millenia ago!

Once everyone had managed to regain their bearings, (or change pages in their porn, depending on the person) They all looked at each other and could not wonder what to do. Kyuubi had half a mind to kill the infant they planned on sealing it in, but then odds were that damnable meddler would strike again. "Foolish Human," the great demon growled at Minato as he recalled what Akasha had said to him. "do me a favor... FUCKING SEAL ME ALREADY!" At this point he just didn't give a flying fuck anymore and wanted this night over with so he could sleep.

Minato stumbled and looked at the fox confused. He had no idea whatsoever what he had gotten himself into but he obliged and quickly cast the last sealing jutsu. "Hakke no Fuin Shiki!" Minato cried, In brilliant flash of light the demon fox vanished. Grunting Minato managed to limp back to where Kushina where he saw she was laying unmoving, her eyes open in shock. The sight of his lover dead was to much and be broke down into tears as the shinigami devoured his soul and vanished. Thus the Nine Tailed Fox and Minato Namikaze perished. Little did he know that plans had been put into motion and he was a mere pawn. Or that his wife was safe at the moment being carried by a certain pervert away from prying eyes.

Tohou walked slowly through the forest to where he was to meet up with Mikogami, two figures slung across the back. When he has heard the fox's decree to just seal it, he had acted and knocked Kushina out before creating an illusory body for the Fourth to see. He had then grabbed Akasha and got the fuck out of there while everyone was blinded by the flashy sealing jutsu. Now he just had to get these two to the meeting point where Mikogami was waiting.

He was only a mile away from his destination when a mysterious figure stepped in front of him. "Give me the woman and i will let you pass, old demon." The man said, his tone flat and emotionless. Touhou frowned but noticed there was no actual malice to his tone. "Oh and why should I?' Touhou retorted, his pipe angled from his mouth as he grinned. "Simple, I wish to protect her till she is well enough to be with her child again, that is all." The man responded.

Touhou frowned but after debating with himself for a few moments put one of the unconscious figures on the ground and continued towards where he was to meet with that damnable priest. "You hurt her and i have no doubt that you will be made to suffer, just remember that." Tohou warned before speeding away. Once the midget dark lord had vanished the man approached the unconscious woman was. 'Soon i will get what i truly seek, and no one shall stop me.' The man thought as the moon pierced the treetops illuminating a single sharingan visible under his hood and mask.

Jutsus used this Chapter Fuuton: Tenryuu no Hoko(Wind Style: Heavenly Dragon's Roar). S Rank Ninjutsu: Releases a massive concentrated twister of air that can cut and tear through nearly anything. (Credit to Fairy Tail i don't own this attack)
Suiton: Suijinheki: (Water Style: Water Encampment Wall) A Class Ninjutsu: User releases a huge amount of water from their mouth and forms a dense wall of chakra laced water to block an attack Gladius Atri Lux: (Lit. Sword of Black Light) OC's technique that allows him to slam a beam of dark energy into a person from anywhere in the world. Good for dealing with massive targets or armies from a distance.

Ok that is finally fucking done. I had to rewrite this THREE TIMES! First time i lost my flash drive, second time my laptop died. Hopefully this time i don't suffer computer issues lol. I feel i put a lot of effort revising the original chapter i posted months ago so i hope everyone likes chapter is not that great but hey its a start and its better then some of my earlier works. Just so everyone knows, in Canon Rosario it is implied that Akasha went into labor during the fight against Alucard. So it stands to reason had Alucard been sealed later on that Akasha would have been forced to birth during the battle so do not flame me for that. I dislike flamers who attack for little more reason then me going by the assumed facts given by the timeframe in Canon. And secondly its FANFICTION. I CAN WRITE WHAT I WILL GOT IT?
(Dragon) Oh look who finally snapped out of his fetal position coma have fun?
(author glares) Do you want me to hurt you?
(Dragon Grins) Oh and what will you do? hmmmm?
(Author deadpans) Do you want Tsukuyomi?
(Dragon) you're not a loser Uchiha!
(Author blinks then grins) No your right im not, sooooo (Author snaps and Dragon is teleported to a world where all the Naruto Characters are male, gay and fight with show tunes) DON'T MESS WITH THE KING SUCKA NOW READ AND REVIEW OR ELSE I SHALL MAKE YOU SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS HIM. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA