Rule #1:

No matter what, you NEVER tell M'gann she can't cook.

(I once tried that, you know, "M'gann, you may be hot, but you can't cook at all." I ended up having to hide out in Antarctica so Supey wouldn't find me.)

Rule #2:

Roy's, Artemis', and Ollie's bow and arrows are off limits.

(Hehe, that was a good one. Imagine this, Artemis, Red Arrow, and Green Arrow showing up to fight baddies with pink bow and arrows, all of them covered with 'My Little Pony' stickers and girly things. I had to hide in Australia for that one.)

Rule #3:

No watching horror movies.

(Team+candy+horror movie= Night all of us cuddled together on the couch. Nuff said.)

Rule #4:

No carjacking the Batmobile. This is for you, Wally, and you, Robin.

(Pssh, the Bat's just pissed 'cause we got more fun out of that machine. That thing's almost as fast as me!)

Rule #5:

No bringing in more stray animals!

(Don't think that one's for me. Only stray animal I've ever brought in was a Kaldur! Get it? 'Cause he's Atlantean! A fish? No... Nobody?... You suck.)

Rule #6:

Do not speak in a language that is not English.

(Imagine walking in on a group of teens, the black kid speaking a tongue that reminds you of Chinese mixed with some more languages, the green girl speaking Martian, the youngest speaking Romani, the ginger speaking Spanish, the blonde chick some kind of Old World language, and the clone looking around wondering what was happening. I can't even remember why we were all arguing, but I will never forget Black Canary's face.)

Rule #7:

Never; and I mean NEVER!; try to give M'gann, Conner, Kaldur, or Robin, the 'talk'.

(Never. Again.)

Rule #8:

Do not enter into politics.

(I don't know how, but on one of our missions, I was kidnapped by the townspeople. One thing happened, then the other, and soon enough, I was put into a position where I had to chose between killing the dictator and taking his spot, or being shred to pieces by the man civillians. Luckily, the League saved me from that disaster.)

Rule #9:

Do not give Wally any candy.

(... ... ... ... ... Still don't see why not.)

Rule #10:

No Ms. Universe.

(... ... Why not?!)

Rule #11:

Do not try to sneak into the Olympics.

(Oh, that was a fun one. Somehow, I ended up running for Puerto Rico, Robin competing in gymnastics for Russia, Kaldur swimming for Switzerland, Artemis competing in Judo for Vietnam, and Conner wrestling with Kazakhstan. We are not allowed to visit Japan or North Korea anymore.)

Rule #12:

Do not try to teach your teammates anything. Especially science.

(I tried to explain to M'gann some simple chemistry. I ended up with some black gunk in my hair and a crying martian.)

Rule #13:

Do not paint the Batmobile pink. Or Batman's cape. Or Batman's cowl. You know, life would be easier if you just don't try to piss off the Bat.

(He he... So worth it.)

Rule #14:

Do not ask M'gann if she believes in fairies, then say that she killed a fairy by not answering.

(That was all Rob. Poor M'gann was crying all day after that.)

Rule #15:

You have to follow all these rules. No matter what.

(As if that will ever happen.)