Hey people! Me again! This is a CALL ME MAYBE parody with a Percy Jackson Twist. You may think some lines are repeated but its part of the song. Each paragraph suits the person who's singing it and the last two paragraphs are by me. Me as in I wrote it from my Point Of View.

UPDATE AFTER TWO YEARS:
A very nice person called Nocturnea suggested this- a video for this story. To honor her wonderful request, yes, I am going to make a video. And it's gonna come out very soon. Cheers!

To everyone who reviewed: THANK YOU SO MUCH. Cookies to y'all :)

Call Me Maybe Parody

Percy:

I threw a dish at the bell

Don't ask why I cannot tell

It created gongs as it fell

And now there's a lot of noise

Nico:

I trade a soul for a soul

Happy meals and toys for a ghoul

And now their breath's really foul

But they're not going away

Piper:

Your glare was scaring

Green lights horns were blaring

Wind spirits glowing and glaring

Why do you think you're flying, scary?

Jason:

Hey, I just shocked you

And now you're crazy

But there's Dionysus

So ask him, maybe?

Leo:

It's hard to look right

At you, gianty

But here's a mirror

So see for yourself!

Conner:

Hey, I just saw her

And she is crazy

But there's a wiper

So hit her, maybe?

Annabeth:

And all the monsters

Are trying to eat me

But I have my dagger

So the problem is solved!

Pollux:

You took your road with the car,

I took some wine in the bar

You got me Bordeaux so far,

But still it's not enough

Travis:

I prank, and stall and I steal

Have fistfights and it is real

I didn't know I would be caught,

But now I'm on the run

Piper:

Your hair was flowing

Headlights, music blaring

Street lights, oh so flaring

How do you feel while dancing, baby?

Thalia:

Hey, I just shot you

And now you are dead

But here is Charon

So plead with him, maybe.

Will:

It is not hard to,

Look at the sun,

But my dad's Apollo,

So that's why, maybe.

Clarisse:

Hey, I just kicked you

And now you're crying

But you won't get comfort

'Cause I'm Clarisse

Chris:

And all the other fools,

Try to fight her,

But they are stupid,

'Cause she's made of iron!

Thalia:

After you went to Lupa,

I cried just so bad

My search went so bad

I missed you so, so bad

Annabeth:

Before you were by my side

I felt so lonely

And you should know that

I just felt so, so sad

Leo:

It's hard to not laugh

At you, ugly

But if turn around

Then I'll laugh heartily!

Grace Siblings:

Hey, we just shocked you

And now you're crazy

And there's Dionysus

But he won't help, sadly.

Stolls:

And all the teachers,

Try to chase us,

But here's an exit,

So let's run for it, maybe?

Me (GoddessOfSweetness-Me):

Before you read this songfic

I was just posting it

I was just posting it

I posted it right now!

Before you came to this fic

You were just sitting

Reading some fanfics

And getting bored, maybe?

So, how was it? I had fun writing it so I want LOTS of reviews!

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