This is officially my 2nd story. First avenger 1 though, so proud :3. Ill update if I get aaat least 2 followers or reviews. Anyways enjoy it. I own nothing [yet]

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"Stephanie just stop, please, for me" my best friend Bucky begged me from behind his bedroom door which I locked him out of. As I dressed myself in some of his smaller cloths I found deep deep deep in his closet. (SHUT IT I know I'm tiny. Blame the depression)

"That's why I'm doing this in the first place Bucky, I can't have you being an idiot and getting yourself killed while I'm stuck out here all alone" I said as I unlocked the door. He just ran a hand through his hair and helped me cut my hair in a bob.

"I really like that long hair of yours too." he said messing with my new cut.

"Me too but how else am I gonna get in? No normal guy I know has long blond hair" I said fixing my new cut in a somewhat presentable style in the mirror.

"Yeah yeah I know already. Don't you think your gonna get caught. Even I can tell a guy from a girl" Bucky said raising his hands up in the air while he sat on the edge of his bed.

"I won't get caught. Your just jealous that I might beat you and get a better rank then you" I said as I tied my shoes.

"Of course I am. But I still don't see why you couldn't just be a nurse like your momma instead of doing all this." Bucky said moving his hand at all of me.

"You know that I would love to be Bucky but, I'd rather die by the enemy then be molested by wounded soldiers. And you know momma never wanted me to follow in her foot steps" She said as she put on her hat and went her way to the door.

"Yeah alright stay safe ok it's dangerous for a lady to be out this late by herself" He joked.

"I'd never sir. But as you see I'm no lady" I said in my fake guy voice.

"Very Funny doll. I forgot how to laugh" I heard Bucky yell as I shut the front door.

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"Lot of men dying out there" someone said as they read the paper.

"Yeah, kind of makes you want to rethink this huh?" another man replied.

"Steven Rogers" the man in charge of enrollment called out.

"Nope" said 'man' replied and walked up to the podium. Ready to find out if 'he' was going to be shipped out this time.

He was reading through my files and started to question me.

The balding man (who I will name Mr) in charged looked at when he finished. He took in my short height, skinny arms, girly hands, my long health problems list, and then that I was still wearing my t-shirt. His hand moved forward reaching for the denial stamp.

"Please give me a chance" I begged not really wanna leave my best friend die without me even trying to get in.

"Your liable on your asthma alone. Trust me I'm saving you." the man said stamping my paperwork with the stamp i've grown to hate.

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"Stephanie Rogers, for the love of - Come on I promise. He's a good friend he'll be nice" Bucky said as he knocked on my door. I sighed and opened it for him, letting him in.

"Last time you promised me that he turned out to be a fat-head (stupid/foolish person) who was also active duty." (a sexually promiscuous boy) I said shuddering slightly remembering his over exploratious hands. Bucky gave an appreciative whistle at my outfit and gave me a small spin.

"You clean up good Rogers. If you weren't like my sister I would've snatched you up by now"

"As much as I'd like to be barefoot and pregnant in our kitchen. I'd rather date a Stark, and now I'm gone with the wind." (run off with money) I said and hurried to the door with his wallet. It took him a minute to catch me just a foot away from the car. So close.

"Very funny Miss, come on get in." he said as he retrieved his wallet and held the door for me. I gave him a mock bow but before we went in a kind old couple came up to us. The Jones I believe they lived on a floor above us.

"What a lovely couple aren't they Bill?" the old lady said to her husband who nodded as he lit a cigar.

"How long have you sugars rationed?" (going steady) He asked in a voice that made you want to buy him a big teddy bear just because.

Me and Bucky shared an embarrassed glance at each other before quickly looking away. Bucky cleared his throat to speak.
"Actually we are not dating we are simply friends"

The couple shared a disapproving glance before excusing themselves and left hurriedly. I rubbed my temple as I felt my head ach come back full force.

"Don't worry bout it Steph, times are different. It's ok to have opposite sex friends now a days they're just fuddy duddy." (old fashioned) he said as he started the car. I gave him a smile and looked out the window to the spring Brooklyn night. Wish I brought my sketch book. Would've been a nice scenery to draw.

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Gilmore Hodge

If she could describe him in 3 words this is what she'd say.

Rude, Impatient, and a sexual brute

Just like her Hispanic friend Maria Acosta (recently married at 24) taught her in school. No meh gusta. That means I don't like.

He kept laying his hands on her inner thigh no matter how many times she pushed it off, and made very lewd jokes. He was disgusting. Bucky's date instead was eating out of both their hands like a good dumb Dora (stupid female). Gosh this date is a flat tire (disappointing date). At the moment Hodge's arm was draped over my shoulders as I glared holes in Bucky's head.

We walked to the Stark booth and I won't doubt this but Howard sure was a Sheik (man with sex appeal) I know I joked about him with Bucky because of his track record. But now actually looking at him made me feel kind of bad for it. He threw me a wink which made me blush, and Hodge tighten his hold on my frail shoulders. Owww

Once the car flew up I was amazed. That sure was spiffy. I was a tad disappointed that it fell though :(. But I laughed at his joke anyways

I saw an enlistment both and lightly lifted Hodges arm off me. "I'm gonna go powder my nose I'll be right back." he reluctedly let me go and I saw Bucky trailing behind me. Dammn

I pretended not to notice but made my way over anyways. Right in front of it I quickly turned toward him. He stepped back a bit stunned but quickly composed himself.

"What are you doing? I get you a date and your gonna leave like that. How many times are you gonna try Steph? I'm scared that some day they'll find you out and I won't be able to help you." He admitted going a bit puppy eyed on me. Which I responded with a sad smile.

"I know Bucky. But you know I know the dangers. I'm doing this for you, for me, for the whole country. I'm trying to make the most of it before I'm stuck being some guys house wife" I said at I removed my hat giving him sad puppy eyes. I heard him sigh and run a hand along his face. I knew I won.

"Don't do anything stupid till I get back." he said looking at me worriedly and gave me a hug and handed me his brown leather jacket.

"How can I? Your taking all the stupid with you?" I said giving him a smile and put on his jacket, unaware I was being watched by someone else.

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While I unbuttoned the first button to the jacket I saw a nurse come in and whisper to the doctor. I saw the doctor shoot me a quick look then told me to stay as he left in a hurry. I looked up at the poster about it being illegal to falsify your enlistment form, I quickly started to pack up when another man came in making me stop my haste

"So… you want to go overseas? -Kill some Nazis?" he asked me looking at his clip board.

"Excuse me?"

"Dr. Abraham Erskine. I represent the Strategic Scientific Reserve"

"Steve Rogers" I said in my guy voice shaking his hand as he looked at me with an eyebrow raised.

"Where are you from?" I asked confused with his accent.

"Queens. 73rd Street and Utopia Parkway." he said looking me over. "Before that, Germany" he added. He looked up at my curious face expression. "This troubles you?"

"No"

"Where are you from Ms. Rogers? Hmm?

"Is it New Haven? Or Paramus?"
"Five exams in five different cities." he asked looking at me with a smile.

"That might not be the right file. And it's Mr." I said in my defense and he waved me off.

"No, it's not the exams I'm interested in. It's the five tries.
But you didn't answer my question," he said giving me his full attention before repeating his question.

"Do you want to kill some Nazis?"

"Is this a test?" I asked confused.

Erskine looked around before simply saying "Yes"

"I don't want to kill anyone." I admitted. "I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from." I said giving him a stern look.

"Well, there are already so many big men fighting this war." he said making me said.

"Maybe what we need now is a girl's touch, huh" he said raising my hope and made me smile.

"I can offer you a chance." he said getting up as I quickly started to follow him quickly responding.

"I'll take it"

"Good"

"So where is this girl from… actually?"

"Brooklyn"

He stamped my folder and patted my shoulder. "Congratulations Solider" he said and walked away as I stared in amazement at what just happened.

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I was the shortest. In our line I was tiny. I was looking around and suddenly.

"Recruits, attention!" a woman's voice ordered making me stand strait.

"Gentlemen, I am Agent Carter" she introduced in a strong British accent. "I supervise all operations in this division."

Then I heard a voice that I learned to loathed to hear make a joke. "What's with the accent Queen Victoria?" getting very few laughs

"Thought I was signing up for the US army" Hodge said as Ms. Carter's face gave no expression as she walked calmly toward him.

"What's you name solider"

"Gilmore Hodge, your majesty" I resisted the urge to glare.

"Step forward Hodge! Put you right foot forward" She ordered with a bit of spit fire.

"Hm. We gonna wrassle." he asked as he did what he was told. "Cause I know a few moves that I'll know you'll like." he suggested before she popped him a good one knocking him to the ground.

"Agent Carter!" another mans voice yelled normally. Well as normal as you can in the army without being mad.

"Colonel Phillips" she said in a bit of shock.

"I can see that your breaking in the candidates. That's good!" he congratulated before laying his eyes on Hodge on the ground.

"Get your ass out of that dirt and stand on that line and stand at attention till someone comes and tells you what to do."

"Yes, sir" he said getting up and sniffed. Ha

"General Patton has said that wars are fought by weapons but they are won by men."

"We are going to win this war because we have the best ...men" he said looking at me before continuing on.

"And because their gonna get better… …much better."

"The Strategic Scientific Reserve is an Allied effort made up of the best minds in the free world." he said as I quickly thought of Dr. Erskine and Stark.

"Our goal is to create the best army in history. But every army starts with one man. At the end of the week, we will choose that man. He will be the first in a new breed of super solider. And they will personally escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of hell."

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I really hate boot camp. I don't think Hodge realized that I was his date a week ago. He seemed to forget about me and at the same time make my life a living hell. He stumps me in our training every time since I messed up on the rope wall thing. I personally think is because he's angry at Peggy getting him good in his mouth. But out of everything I really really hate the running we do.

"Pick up the pace ladies!" our tireless Sargent ordered as I was getting a tad left behind.

"Let's go, Let's go! Double time" He ordered. Double time? I couldn't even making it regularly.
"Come on! Faster, faster!" he rushed us as I resisted the urge to fall and instead pushed my burning limbs a tad further.

"Move, move!"

"Squad, halt!" they all stopped in front of a poll as I slowed my pace to relax a bit as I made my way over their.

"That flag means we're only at the halfway point!" he said pointing at said flag that was at least 15 feet high. I put my hands down as I took deep breaths.

"First man to bring it to me gets a ride back with Agent Carter!" just after he said that all the men ran to the poll like savages.

"If that's all you got the army's in trouble!" just as Hodge started to climb up the pole. "Get up there Hodge. Come on get up there!" the Sargent ordered just as Hodge slipped off.

"Nobody's got that flag in 17
years!" he said proudly. "Now fall back into line! Come on, fall in!"

"Let's go! Get back into formation!" he ordered just as I got to the pole.

"Rogers! I said, Fall in!" he yelled as I started to undo the pole so that it fell over. I gave him the flag and hoped into the jeep. ready for rest.

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I take it back. Running isn't so bad anymore. It's pushups. My arms are gonna break of like twigs on a fall day.

"GRENADE!"

Before I knew it I used my body to cover the Grenade. I was waiting for the pain of getting blown up but nothing. After a few seconds I opened my eyes to see all the guys looking at me in shock.

"Is this a test?" I asked as the colonial said nothing but walked away. Only Erskine and Peggy gave me a smile as I sat there confused as hell.

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Dr. Erskine took my shot and bid me a good day. I was alone in the cabin since Colonel Phillips ordered everyone to sleep in another cabin so nothing happened to me. I almost smiled when Ms. Carter came in with a kind almost relived smile.

"Ah Rogers. Just who I was looking for."

"Ms. Carter" she said her male voice cracking in surprise.

"Enough Ms. Rogers I'm well aware of your secret." Carter said with a smile as I starred at her in surprise.

"How?"

"Earlier today, I noticed that your voice cracked very much like a while ago, and it turned very feminism. Also I can tell when there another woman in my camp." Carter said as I gulped.

"I'm glad actually. I haven't seen another girl in such a long time. And I really need to talk." she said with a grin holding up a glass of wine she brought with a fresh ice cream cone for me. I took the cone with a smile and gestured for her to sit on the bed across from mine. Which she gladly took.

We talked for an hour or so about anything that came to our minds. "… I did it so he wouldn't be alone you know. He's the closest thing I have to family and I couldn't stand the thought of losing him."

Peggy nodded and even shared her story with me. I think honestly she had too many drinks but I listened anyways.

"My father was killed in the first war when I was very young. I was fortunate enough to have my aunt who helped mum to raise me in America. They were both strong headed woman who like to say their idea's. I was very close to doing what your doing but then I saw a young girl who was playing army with a fair amount of boys. She was commanding in a inspirational way I couldn't resist thinking of a way to do the same."

"The same day I met Dr. Erskine and Howard Stark-" she stopped and looked at my faint blush and gave me a secretive smile and continued on with her story.
"-at a convention. They gave me a chance and in a year I became supervisor of the division."

"That's great Peggy" I congratulated as we both looked at the clock

12:12AM

"I'll see you in the morning Rogers" she said in her formal military and walked out a tad tipsy.
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