Hey guys! Um- Since the most unlikely ships in my mind are Leo anybody other than a fangirl I'll probably be doing a lot of those. If you want to suggest other ideas things Like Thalico (which I will do just not know cuz I just did Thaleo.) and other weird romances please do so cuz I'm currently stumped. I know Percy someone who's not annabeth fics are crazy too so I may do some Perlypso. 'Wish me luck dear readers! Thank you epic person who suggested Rico! This sent of a bunch of sparks of inspiration but I'll do it next anyway.

Apollo wanted to slap himself.

He had standards!

But she was SO pretty...

No!

It was WRONG! So Wrong.

She was his ORACLE!

But the prettiest one yet.

Still.

His sister would be SO disgusted.

But what did he care?

Artemis was his little sister!

So why did he care?

Because she was SMART.

He was a bit, um, lacking in the brain department.

He would never have to worry about that with Rachel. She would do all the thinking for him.

What am I doing? Thapollo makes more sense...