One day Chidori came over to SEES. She pointed at Maiko's casket.

"Is that the girl who killed Junpei?"

"Yeah!" John pulled out his sword. "And what do you want with her?"

"This." Then Chidori gave her life to Maiko and revived her. At first, nothing happened, but then Maiko opened her eyes.

"Huh? Where am I?"

"Home," said Chidori. "And thanks for killing that annoying prick Junpei." Chidori's voice started to get airy as she lost strength.

Maiko started to cry and said "No problem. He was an ass. Thanks Chidori."

Chidori smiled as she passed away.

"Maiko!" John wept and ran up to hug her.

She hugged back and said "John! I'll never leave you again, John. I love you."

"Me too, Maiko. Me too." Then, years later when they were both old enough, John and Maiko got married and had two beautiful children.

The End

What's a shitty story without a dues ex machine revival at the end, eh? I think this was the perfect way to end this story, honestly, but what do you think? I'd love to hear your thoughts on this story, whether it made you laugh or not. Either way, I'm done here for now, but I'll see you next fanfiction.