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"'Mione, I really like you. Would you do me the honor of being my girlfriend?" He asked. His platinum blonde hair reflecting in the light. His usually gray eyes are now pools of molten silver. His plump pink lips look so yummy, they make me lick mine in wanting.

"Um..." I began to stutter,"I um, Errr, I uhhh, um, my, the answer is-Oomph!"

Ouch. That really hurt! Wait! Was I Just dreaming about Malfoy? Ewwwww! Grossssss! That's just plain nasty! He's my enemy, so why am I dreaming about him. Probably because you like him, The voice in the back of my head said. Maybe you should shut the fuck up! I growled in response. The voice coward back in fear and I grunted triumphantly. This bed is so lumpy! What the Hell kind of dip Shit couldn't put a bed together right. I began to began to complain. I remebered I put my wand somewhere so I began to reach for it. I got! I thought. So I grab it and it instanly hardened in my hand, making me shiver. That's not my wand, yet it's poking the Hell outta me!

Ok. I'm confused. Why is it so Fucking cold? What the Hell is sticking me in my butt? And why is it so dark? Last time I checked, I was in the bed with Neville. Wait... WHAT?! I quickly scrambled out of the bed, somewhat intrigued because whatever was poking my butt was pretty long, but also somewhat disgusted because if you haven't noticed Neville is not attractive. No disgusted is not the word, slightly replused is what I should've said.

"What's wrong babe?" A slightly deep voice asks, making me stop dead stop dead in my tracks. A shiver runs down my back as I realize who it was.

"Oh... Nothing," I reply. How I end up back here?

"Oh ok," He says, obviously satifisfied by my answer. Obviously he's not the brightest knife in the drawer.

I spaced just then, thinking about how this could've happened. I slap my forehead in realization. "Ow," I say, rubbing my tender spot. "I'm Ok!" I assure him.

"Good wouldn't you to get hurt on the day of your party," He responds.

"Oh right that is today! I totally forgot," I reply.

"Are you ready for our date," he ask, nervously.

"Yeah," I say unenthuasiastically. Why don't go you go and ask BRITTANY to be your date. My subconscious snarls. The thought makes me sigh.

"Well I'm going to go get changed!" I say, smiling a huge but fake smile and fake excitement.

"Ok babe. Meet me in the great hall in like an hour?" He asks.

"Yeah," I say. "Luna! Lunaaaa! Luna!" I say thoroughly annoyed. "Get your pretty little arse up before I have to hurt you!"

"Whhhaaaaattttt?" She questions, in a whiny voice.

"Ggggeeeettt uuuupppp!" I say, kinda from a low whiny whisper to a loud and high pitched scream.

"Fine! Fine fine fine! Uuuuugghh!" She replies, highly irritated. "I see ya later baby," she says to Josh, sweetly, giving him a quick peck on the lips as she got out from under the covers.

"See ya later babe," Josh says to her, giving her bum a nice little slap on the bum.

She giggles slightly as her face darkens a few shades.

"Lets go!" I say, grabbing the crook of her elbow.

"Bye," She says, waving, wiggling her fingers seductively, looking like a love sick puppy.

"Bye Sweetie," Josh replies.

She blows him kiss and he pretends to catch it, bringing it to his lips.

BLEHH! My subconscious thinks and I totally agree! WAAAYYYYY too much lovey dovey crap in my face. Nasty!

"Bye Babe! See ya in an hour," I say to Jared.

"See ya," he replies back. He then points at Luna and at Josh and makes a gagging noise, making giggle.

"Bye," I call aloud to the rest of the boys in their dormitories.

I heard abunch of 'See ya later's and 'Bye's but one ignorant fool said, "FINALLY THEY'RE LEAVING! I CAN GET SOME PEACE AND QUEIT AND GET SOME FUDGING SLEEP!'!

Ignorant arse! But nevermind him. I gotta date to get ready for in an hour anyway. I then all but dragged Luna to the Gryffindor dorms. When we made it inside, I turned to Luna and asked,"How was he?"

"Who, Josh?" She asks.

"Noooo, Jared! Yes Josh! Who else would I be talking about?" I say sarcastically.

She gives me the look that says 'Really?!' and then she shrugs. But the face lit up with excitement.

"He's amazing! He does thing with his ton-" She squeals.

"Eeeewwwww! TMI! I just wanted to know if he was good," I interrupt.

"Why?" She questions.

"Because Josh and Jared are identical twins!" I say to her, shaking my head suggestively.

"So?" She says back, shaking her head, mimicking my head movements.

I slap my forehead in frustration. "If Josh is good, Jared should be just as good, if not better," I explain to her.

"Ohhhhhh," she says, her face lighting up with realization. "Well Josh is really big so I reckon Jared will, too."

"Good to know," I reply.

We got dressed and got all dolled up for our dates. We walked down to the great hall and saw Harry and Ron.

"Harry! Ron!" I yelled, waving at them. They both looked at me like I was stupid and waved back at me awkwardly. All I could do is laugh at them. Luna and I sat down next to them at the table while we waited for Josh and Jared.

"So you guys ready for my party later?" I ask.

"Hell yeah!" Harry and Ron say in unison.

"Great! Do you have your costumes?"

"Oh Bloody Hell!" Ron swears.

"Damn it!" Harry says.

"Thought so. You guys can go to Hogsmeade, get your costumes, and then help me set up," I say.

"Ok," Ron agrees, stuffing his face with food.

As I think happily about how my day is going to go, my subconscious keeps thinking about this Brittany chick. I start looking around the room trying to distract myself when I lock eyes with the one person I don't need to looking at. MALFOY! Luckily somebody called my name and snapped me back into reality.

"Sorry we're late," Jared pants.

"Were you running?" I ask.

"Well yeah," Josh says.

"Oh," Luna says.

"Damn you guys look good," Jared says.

"Thank you," We reply.

"Let me get good look. Give me a twirl," Jared says.

So I get up and he takes my hand and spins me slowly.

I was wearing a scrunchy mini dress that was black, the bottom of the dress- the rim- is silver, but it barely passes my butt. I absolutely love this dress anyway. And I'm wearing some small silver hoops and silver bangles. On my feet are some glittery silver stilettos.

Jared whistles in approval and I just laugh.

"Well lets go, Miladies," Josh says nobly, bowing. It just makes me giggle.

The date was marvelous! We went to a museum, and looked at muggle artifacts. I loved every second of it. Then we disapparated, and went to America. We had lunch at this restaurant called the Olive Garden. The breadsticks were amazing! Sadly, it all had to end.

I kissed Jared goodbye and thanked him for the best date ever!

"See you guys at the party," I call out to them as Luna and I walk away.

"See ya!" They call back.

"You ready Luna?" I ask.

"Yup. Or at least I am as ready as I'll ever be," She states.

"Don't be nervous. Ok?" I say to her.

She shakes her head yes and smiles.

I smile back and then I grab her arm, pulling her in the direction of the Room of Requirement.

"It looks amazing you guys," I say to Harry, Ron, Luna, and Wyatt.

"No prob." Wyatt says.

"Ditto," say the rest.

"Touché," I say. Hey, that rhymes! Touché I say! Hahaha!

"Really 'Mione?" Wyatt questions comically.

I roll my eyes and stick my tongue out at them, giggling. Then reality hits me! Did I really just say my thoughts out loud?

"Yes. Yes you did and you should probably stop talking to yourself. Aloud at least," Ron chuckles. My face enflames with embarrassment.

"Shut up," I say, giggling. "Well everybody go and get ready."

"Ok. See ya later," they all say.

After everybody except for Luna and I, left, I called for our costumes.

"Accio costumes," I call out. "Oh and Luna."

"Yes?"

"Meet in the back room around… lets say midnight, so when it's time to change our second costumes, we'll be ready."

"Ok... Wait you didn't buy two costumes."

"I know I didn't. I'm going to make another one of the angel costumes and I'm going to wear the replica."

"Oooohhhhh. Ok!" She says, shrugging her shoulders.

"Good. Now lets get started on your hair and make-up." I say.

I had just finished putting on my make-up when there was a knock at the door.

"Yes?" I asked as I opened the door.

"Hey," Harry says.

"Oh. Hey!" I say.

"Wow 'Mione. You look great." He says.

"Thanks. You do, too." I say.

He was a Ninja. The Ninja Morphsuit has red and grey ninja warrior detail over black and is made of thin, breathable stretchy spandex that covers your entire body including hands, face and feet. He looked so cute. All the black made his emerald green eyes stand out and he didn't cover his face yet, so his hair was perfectly messy.

"Well since you're here early, you can come and help me." I say grabbing his arm, pulling him into the room.

"Okay?" He says, a little confused. Then he looked me up and down. His cheeks then turned a deep shade of crimson. I was wearing my make-up and my hair was styled perfectly but the rest of me wasn't done. I was only in the bra of my costume and a lacy thong. And that's why he's blushing furiously.

"Oops... Oh well!" I say, shrugging my shoulders. "You probably would've seen me just like this by the end of the night anyway. I guess you just got the preview."

He just stared at me, mouth agape and everything. He was all but drooling.

"Take a picture. It'll last longer," I teased.

He just blushed even harder, if that's even possible, and continuously open and closed his mouth.

"You look like a fish," I teased some more as I closed his mouth myself. "Now can you do me a favor and grab my knee high socks? Thanks love! Oh and can you grab my black platform shoes while you're at it? Thanks."

He sighed but did as I asked. While he was gone I got dressed. I put the jacket on and had just finished putting my skirt on when he came back.

"Thanks a bunch Harry," I say, whilst planting a kiss on cheek. Again he blushed but it's not as intense as it was before.

I finished getting dressed and looked at myself in the mirror. I smile appreciatively at my reflection and then I go to Luna and see if she's finished.

"Luna, Sweetie. You done yet?" I ask.

"No. I need your help," She admits.

I bring her the tux corset and I make her step into it and pull it up, to make sure she doesn't mess up her hair. After I tied the back of the corset, I handed her the nude seamless tights and her black princess heels. I put some more of my Bloody Sunset lip gloss on her lips, and reapplied the black eyeliner and silver eye shadow and mascara. I gave her the cane and put the top hat on her head.

"Stand up," I say. She does as she is told and I almost cried.

"See I look ugly. I can't pull this off. You're getting ready to cry and I don't want to disapp-" She began to whine.

"Luna. Shut up and stop whining. Whining will get you nowhere. And I almost cried because you look so beautiful. And if you don't believe me, HARRY!" I yelled. "Get in here... please?"

"Whatcha ne-" Harry began. "Damn. Luna i-i-is that you?"

"Yeah," she said, dejected.

"You look Sexy as Hell!"

"Really?"

"Hell yeah!"

"See! Told ya!" I gloat. "Well I gotta finish some stuff for the party soooooo... come on."

They both got up and followed me.

"Harry, can you please get some of the Firewhiskey set up? And Luna can you set up the pole for later on tonight?"

"Sure," They said.

"Great. If you need me I will be casting a spell that sets the age limit for everything." And with that I walked to the door.

I muttered a spell that makes sure no one under 13 can get in. I did the same thing on the Firewhiskey to make sure no one under 15 can drink it and the same the same for the pole. This party going to be awesome.

I went to a mirror once again and I transfigured crest in the middle of the bra from whatever it is to the Hogwarts crest. I also fixed my make-up. I reapplied my eyeliner, put some mascara on, reapplied my bronze eye shadow, and I put on some red lipstick on and went over it with clear lip gloss to make my lips shine.

And now everything is finally done. It's almost 8:30 and the party start at 9:00.

"Wow!" I say, as I walk around, getting a good look at the decorations. "We did a great job. Everybody is going to talk about this party for a very long time. Thank you."

"You're welcome 'Mione," Harry says.

"Welcome," Luna says.

"Well I think we deserve a little something, something, for all of our hard work." I say. I pull out a bottle of Firewhiskey and three shot glasses. I pour the Firewhiskey into the glasses and give them to Harry and Luna.

"To us and all of our hard work," I say holding my glass out. "Cheers!"

"Cheers!" They say back.

We clinked our shots together and then we downed them, fast and easy.

Now it's a little after 8 and the bass is - as the American's say- off the chain. There's a knock at the door and I get up to get it when I remembered something.

"Luna," I exclaimed, "Come here."

"Yeah?" She asked, once she was next to me.

I muttered two spells on the both of us.

"One spell to make sure we don't break our necks in these heels,' I explain, looking at our heels suggestively. "Another to make sure our make-up doesn't get messed up."

"Thanks," She says.

"Welcome," I call as I walked over to the door.

I fixed my bra real quick and then I opened the door to see a lot of kids.

"WHO'S READY TO PARTY!" I scream.

"ME!" The crowd roared back.

"ALRIGHT THEN LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" I hollered.

"WOOHOO!" The crowd exclaimed.

"WELL COME ON!" I yelled, getting out of the way.

They came running in and all I could do was laugh.

Somebody wrapped their arms around my waist and started my neck.

I moaned slightly.

"Oh god Babe," I said turning around.

"You don't know what you're doing to me in that sexy little costume of yours," a deep, husky voice says, and I turn stiff.

That's when he looked me in the eyes and I almost died.

Bloody Fuck!

Holy Shit!

Damn it!

MALFOY!

This is chapter is 2,682 words long, making it my longest chapter! That's not even including my author's notes! WOOHOO! Boo Yah! Now down to business.

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