Okay ladies and Germs I know I havn't updated in a while and it will still be a bit longer until you get the next chapter, so for those of you who are dieing for something to read I have typed up the following poem which is actually a work of my Great Uncle Joe's. Naruto will be Reciting it for us...

*Naruto* "Do I have to?"

*Me* Yes here it is. And don't whine, besides you like an audience anyway...

*Naruto* fine...

This is a work of fanfiction and the author does not claim ownership of any characters belong to "Masashi Kishimoto"

*Naruto* gez, when it's said like that, it makes it sound I'm like a slave

*Me* technically speaking we all have a higher force to answer to...

Anyway, without futher ado I give you….

…..The Day After Christmas

Twas the Day after Christmas and all through the town,

The cars were all driving around and AROUND;

Searching in vain for a revered parking place,

or to squeeze that van into some tiny space.

Brining back to the store toys that were broke,

Planes that won't fly and boats that don't float;

The dresses too small and the sweaters too large,

And gifts you can't use from Uncle Fred and Aunt Marge.

Gone are the smiles and glad salutations;

Replaced with scowls of acute aggravation.

Arms filled with boxes and bags,

Hearts filled with frustration for lost tickets and tags.

Store clerks weary of waiting on customers,

while keeping an eye out for shoplifters and rustlers.

The return merchandise line is getting soooo long,

And "Joy to the World" is yesterday's song.

The once dreamt of white Christmas is now darkened slush,

And rosy cheeked children hear "Shut-up and Hush".

Name calling runs rampant like "Stupid and Stooge";

Once lovers of Christmas have now become Scrooge.

The normally calm now fly into rages,

And for a size "C" battery a small war engages.

Madder than mad and crazed as can be,

-why, someone is returning a used Christmas tree.

Pushing and shoving and to make matters worse,

On everyone's mind is "Dammit, let ME go first!"

And someone exclaimed as they stormed out the door…

"I'll sure never shop at that place anymore!"