Finding Family

Summary: I just want say 'thank you' to Lucillia for letting me borrow her idea from 'Family Reunion Extended Version'. Female Naruto. During the Wave Mission, family begins finding their way to Konoha to form the Uzumaki clan once again. But unlike other Konoha clans, this clan is filled with insanity. Also, there is a very slight crossover with Hellsing.

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Naruto. I really wished that I did, but sadly I do not.

"Talking"

Flasback

'Thinking'

"Biju speaking"

'Biju thinking'

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Naruto Uzumaki was an eleven year old girl, but she was different from other girls that were her own age. Naruto was not a fan girl, but do make note that Naruto would commit Seppuku (suicide) before she would ever become like them. Naruto was tall for her age and was very thin, even though she could usually eat twenty large bowls of miso ramen for almost every meal. Naruto also has two main hobbies, gardening (she has a good size garden on the roof of her own apartment complex which she was finally able to buy last year) and fuinjutsu (art of sealing).

Just about two years ago, Naruto had created her very own weapon, with the use of two pairs of gloves and over 10,000 feet of ninja wire. At the ends of each finger, Naruto had sewn a different type of storage seal on the ends. After, she was done, she put 500 feet of ninja wire in each seal and Naruto can use her Chakra to unseal most of the wire, while leaving about a foot of it inside of the seal. Then she uses her Chakra to guide the wire to go wherever she wants it to go and it can cut through anything if she wanted it to.

Naruto practiced using it until she had mastered it and that was how she became friends with Team 9, even though Rock Lee and Guy –sensei still scares her senseless. She even pulled out that twenty food pole out of Neji Hyuga's ass by defeating him during a spar. So now Neji only acts like an asshole to anyone outside his small circle of friends. Tenten became fast friends with Naruto after she showed Tenten how her gloves worked. Rock Lee had declared Naruto as his new eternal rival, with thanks from Neji, and taken to challenging her almost all the time that he sees her in silly games. So far its 19 to 18 in Naruto's favor.

Might Guy taught her how to walk on trees and water using Chakra to help her with her Chakra control. Guy is turning out to be a way better sensei than Kakashi, who is only teaching Team 7 teamwork. Which is useless as Sakura hates Naruto with a passion and only follows Sasuke around like a lost puppy, always asking for dates and being turned down. Sasuke believes hat everyone is beneath him and that they are just scum and everything should be handed to him on a silver plate and always thinks about killing his older brother and probably kill his own teammates just to get a chance at it. Kakashi –sensei is always three hours late and always reading horribly written porn and is just a lazy ass.

Another trick that Naruto learned to do with fuinjutsu (art of sealing), was to put seals on bandages and wrap them around her chest, making it look as if she has a flat chest instead of being well endowed in the chest. So if someone believes that Naruto is a boy, she wouldn't correct them, but she would never say that she was a boy. It was the perfect prank.

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'It's a good thing that I created that seal, which will prevent Uchiha from copying my Justus. Its so worth getting it tattooed on my ass,' Naruto thought to herself as she watch Sasuke Uchiha out of the corner of her eye. She can clearly see him thinking about his newly awaken Sharingan. 'I should give the seal to Team 9, in case and to the other teams while I'm at it.'

Team 7 now was traveling back home in Konoha with two extra guests with them. Zabuza Momochi and Haku. It was due to Naruto's quick thinking that saved them both from being killed by Kakashi and just in time to see that Gato had double –crossed Zabuza and Haku. Naruto is planning to adopt them into her clan, which they already agreed to.

As they were almost to Konoha, Zabuza suddenly asked a question, "Naruto –san, what were your parents' names?"

Kakashi perked up as well as Sasuke and Sakura as they were curious, too, because Naruto never told them her parents' names either, now that they think about it.

Naruto answered as she got 'a far away' look in her eyes, "I don't know my father's name as Hokage –jiji said that he would tell me once I made chunin, so I could protect myself from my father's enemies. But I do know my mother's name; it was Kushina Uzumaki, the Red –Hot Blooded Habanero."

The dots connected in Kakashi's mind to who her father was and he was kicking himself mentally for not seeing it earlier. Naruto was her sensei's child. Sasuke, on the other hand, remembered how his mother used to talk about her best friend, Kushina Uzumaki, before she was killed by his older brother. Sakura just thought that the name sounded familiar, but could not place where she had heard it before.

Zabuza nodded as Haku asked, "That means that you are the new Uzumaki Clan Head, right Naruto –Sama?"

"I guess so," Naruto replied as she realized that Haku was right. Naruto began to wonder if there was any more Uzumakis around.

"That baka has a clan!?" Sakura screeched as she could not believe what she was hearing.

Zabuza glared at the pink haired girl as he decided that a history lesson was in need. "The Uzumaki clan came from Uzushigakure (Whirlpool Country), which they also ruled. See that spiral that is on your headbands in the middle of your leaf that is the symbol of Uzushiogakure. Since Konoha and Uzushio have an eternal alliance, they sent a member of their ruling family to Konoha to be a Konoha Nin. The Uzumaki clan was feared and well known for their seals, long life, and having huge amounts of Chakra and its density. But about half of the Uzumaki clan was wiped out when Iwa, Kumo, and Kiri decided to join forces and attack them. Even then they lost most of their forces to the Uzumaki clan, before Whirlpool was destroyed. That attack led to The Third Great Shinobi War."

Sakura and Sasuke were both wide –eyed at eh information that they had received. It put Naruto in a whole new light, except for Sasuke as he thought that the Uzumaki clan was weak if they got destroyed.

Kakashi decided to speak up, "So now the members of the Uzumaki clan is scattered to the four corners of the world. And they dropped their clan name in order to live a somewhat safe life and to remain hidden from their enemies."

Zabuza smirked under his bandages as he added, "Well, they would remain scattered until they learn about a new Clan Head being found."

Kakashi actually looked away from his porn and stared at Zabuza questionably when he asked, "Are you trying to say that the rest of the Uzumaki clan would come to Konoha if they learn about Naruto?"

Zabuza nodded and then explained, "The one and only thing that an Uzumaki is more loyal to than their village is their family and Clan Head. Hehe, I just remembered one Guy, a fellow swordsman, who's mother was an Uzumaki, herself, said that he never wants to be related to me ever. And now, we are family. I can't wait to see his face when he finds this out!"

Zabuza began laughing like a mad man, while Naruto and Haku shared a look and rolled their eyes at Zabuza's behavior. Sakura and Sasuke, on the other hand, looked ready to run for their lives.

They were close to the North Gate, where a small group of people that were probably waiting for them. When Sakura rounded on Naruto angrily and demanded, "Is your clan filled with crazies, Naruto!?"

"Yes, do you have a problem with it, Sakura –san?" Naruto asked as she smiled at Sakura, who back away from Naruto, shaking her head negatively in fear.

The smile looked to be a kind, caring smile. Well, if you ignore the Grim Reaper in all of his bony glory in the background, leaning on his Death Scythe and holding an hour glass in his left hand, showing that the sand was almost gone, which meant that their time among the living was almost up. And the Grim Reaper seemed to be smiling at the person that it was facing.

This was a new technique called, 'Smile of Nightmares no Jutsu' that Naruto created, when she was inspired from the dreaded Sunset Jutsu of the Green Beasts of Konoha.

"Hey gaki (brat), what was that technique that you just used? T&I would love to have it," A huge tall man with scars on his face asked. He was wearing a brown trench coat.

"This is Ibiki Morino, Head of the T&I department," Sarutobi introduced the man. Zabuza and Haku lost all color in their faces when they heard that name.

"Its called 'Smile of Nightmares no Jutsu'. I created it after witnessing the Sunset Jutsu." Both the Hokage and Ibiki flinched as they remembered that jutsu. "I can teach it to you later on, once everything is settled, Ibiki –san."

Ibiki nodded as he can't wait to get his hands on it. He knows that jutsu will crack prisoners faster than anything if they could see Death itself.

"I take it that you have requested to have these two and the Demon Brothers adopted into the Uzumaki clan, Naru –chan?" The Third Hokage asked as to make sure that was correct.

"Hai, Hokage –jiji –sama," Naruto replied immediately.

Sarutobi nodded and then said, "Very well. Naruto, come with me and we will have the proper paperwork filled out. And Ibiki here can make sure that these two are not a danger to Konoha. I want the mission report on my desk tomorrow morning, first thing, Kakashi."

With that everyone went their separate ways.

AN: I hope that you all like this story. Please review and tell me what you all think of it. Have a nice day, everyone. Also, any personal Justus that I created can be used by any other authors.

Jutsu list

'Smile of Nightmares no Jutsu'- It's a jutsu based on the Sunset Jutsu of Lee's and Guy's. Instead of a sunset, it shows the Grim Reaper and that its waiting for the person that the caster is looking to die soon. It's a S –rank genjutsu as there is no known of dispelling it.