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Arnold Shortman is moving back to Hillwood with Stella Shortman and Miles Shortman next month. June 6th
- Gerald Johanssen and 23 others like this –
Gerald Johanssen: Inbox me details now!
Gerald Johanssen: Hurry up man!
Lila Sawyer: That's ever so wonderful news Arnold.
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I will host a welcome home party!
Phoebe Heyerdahl: It will be fantastic to have you back.
Sid Gifaldi: Will you make it back in time for the Frog Catching Tournament next month?
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Lil Sawyer - Arnold Shortman Will your cousin be coming to visit when you get back? :) June 7th
Gerald Johanssen: You're one sick puppy Lila!
Arnold Shortman: I guess I could organise it...
Lila Sawyer: Oh, you're ever so kind!
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Phoebe Heyerdahl - Helga Pataki Are you okay? Nobody's seen you all week, we're getting worried! June 13th
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: If this is about what I said to you about your 'interesting' choice of t-shirt last week then I'm sorry, OK?
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Uh, Rhonda... I don't think it has anything to do with you...
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd - Thaddeus Gammelthorpe Don't think I didn't see you hiding in the bushes behind my front door you creep! June 14th
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: I wouldn't have to hide if you'd just let me in my sweet
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: In your dreams weirdo!
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Lila Sawyer What an ever so lovely day! June 15th
Stinky Peterson: Hey Miss Lila, would you like to go see a movie with me this afternoon?
Lila Sawyer: I'm ever so certain that sounds like a date Stinky – and I've already told you you're just not that oh-so-special someone I'm looking for
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd I think I'm crying, another amazing poem Helga Pataki June 15th
Helga Pataki: Rhonda!
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Helga you should stop being so embarrassed by your talents..
Eugene Horowitz: Speaking of your poetry Helga, I think you should consider entering that upcoming competition!
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Eugene Horowitz was at Hillwood Hospital with Helga Pataki and Phoebe Heyerdahl June 15th
Phoebe Heyerdahl: You really shouldn't have pushed that poetry competition thing...
Helga Pataki: Sorry Eugene... I didn't think the punch would actually break your arm
Eugene Horowitz: No problem Helga... I'm Okay!
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd Girls only Pool Party today, so excited! June 16th
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Helga and I will be there soon.
Nadine Robinson: Can't wait!
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Phoebe Heyerdahl and Helga Pataki were tagged in Rhonda Wellington Lloyd's album Pool Party June 17th
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Wolfgang: Damn Pataki! Look what you been hiding underneath those baggy clothes.. Whoo!
Helga Pataki: Shut it Wolfgang!
Gerald Johanssen: Lookin' fine Phoebe ;)
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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe - Helga Pataki Don't you even THINK of telling anybody what you saw in my closet! June 17th
Harold Berman: OOOH.. HELGA AND CURLY, SITTIN IN A CLOSET
Helga Pataki: Shut up Harold! Curly, my lips are sealed, believe me - I totally understand.
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Is this a joke?
Helga Pataki: Nope, in fact... I'm going to help you!
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: You are?
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Gerald Johanssen - Helga Pataki I'm curious Pataki, what on earth did you see at Curly's house? June 17th
Helga Pataki: None of your business hair boy!
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Helga Pataki - Rhonda Wellington Lloyd Meet me at sunset on the school rooftop June 19th
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Why the rooftop?
Helga Pataki: I do my best work on rooftops...
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd is in a relationship with Thaddeus Gammelthorpe June 19th
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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Thanks Pataki
Helga Pataki: You deserved it, you twisted little freak.
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Thanks Helga :)
Gerald Johanssen: I was so not prepared for this.
Stinky Peterson: Willikers!
Nadine Robinson: I KNEW it!
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd has created an event Arnold's Welcome Home Party!
Date: July 1st
Location: Lloyd Mansion
Time: 7:30PM - late
Gerald Johanssen, Phoebe Heyerdahl, Sid Gifaldi and 10 others are listed as attending.
Lorenzo Lopez is listed as maybe.
Helga Pataki is listed as not attending.
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Phoebe Heyerdahl - Helga Pataki Why are you listed as not attending for Arnold's party? June 20th
Helga Pataki: Got other things to do.
Gerald Johanssen: Oh yeah like what?
Helga Pataki: None of your business!
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Helga Pataki and Arnold Shortman were tagged in Rhonda Wellington Lloyd's photo from the album Fifth Grade. June 21st
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Lil Sawyer: Gosh, that's ever so cute!
Harold Berman: Helga and Arnold sittin on tha playground k-i-s-s-i-n-g...
Nadine Robinson: This certainly brings back memories!
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: This was right before I threw the kickballs at them, a-ha-ha!
Helga Pataki: DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY PRINCESS!
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ARNIE Shortman - Helga Pataki I'm in town from October 2nd... I love you. June 22nd
Helga Pataki: I do not love you, leave me alone!
Lila Sawyer: Oh Arnie, I'm ever so certain I would love to show you around when you arrive :)
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Arnold Shortman - ARNIE Shortman Why is your name in capitals? June 22nd
ARNIE Shortman: Button got stuck.
Arnold Shortman: Okay... See you in October...
ARNIE Shortman: I got new lint to show you.
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Harold Berman went from in a relationship to it's complicated. June 22nd
Patti Smith: You've got to get over this!
Arnold Shortman: Harold, you can't keep breaking up with Patti every time she beats you at something...
Harold Berman: She lifts 5kg more than me at the gym!
Gerald Johanssen: Woah dude, that's harsh.
Helga Pataki: Just because you're the guy, doesn't mean you have to be the stronger one.
Gerald Johanssen: Yes it does Helga! Which is exactly why you're still single!
Helga Pataki: I'm single because all you guys out there are wimps! I may as well just become a lesbian.
Sid Gifaldi: I'd pay to see that.
Wolfgang: Heck yeah!
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Harold Berman is in a relationship with Patti Smith. June 22nd
Harold Berman: Sorry Patti...
Patti Smith: That's okay Harold
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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe TODAY IS THE GREATEST OF DAYS. June 23rd
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Thad! Could you be a little more discreet...!
Helga Pataki: What's the big deal about?
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I inboxed you the details.
Helga Pataki: I feel sick... I wish I never asked
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Sid Gifaldi uploaded a new photo to the album Frogs.
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Phoebe Heyerdahl was with Gerald Johanssen at Chez Paris. June 24th
Helga Pataki: Anniversary date?
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Correct!
Arnold Shortman: I miss that place.
Gerald Johanssen: Don't worry man, I'll take you on a date there when you get back ;)
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Nadine Robinson - Rhonda Wellington Lloyd I'm calling you... pick up! June 25th
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Nadine Robinson - Thaddeus Gammelthorpe Tell Rhonda to answer her phone. June 25th
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Busy!
Nadine Robinson: With what? I'm coming over there to discuss party decorations!
Helga Pataki: I wouldn't go over there Nadine...
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Nadine Robinson I'm going to need years of therapy. June 25th
Helga Pataki: I warned you.
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Harold Berman Lamb on special tonight at Green Meats. June 25th
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Wolfgang - Helga Pataki Why won't you let me take you on a date? June 26th
Helga Pataki: Firstly because I wouldn't ever date you even if we were the last two people on earth and secondly because you're a sleaze.
Wolfgang: I'm no sleaze!
Helga Pataki: Your idea of a 'date' is inviting someone to the back of your panel van!
Nadine Robinson: Helga's right... you're disgusting!
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Why don't you leave her alone already Wolfgang?
Wolfgang: I'm not leaving her alone until she gives me some!
Gerald Johanssen: Leave her alone Wolfgang.
Arnold Shortman: She said no, you heard her.
Wolfgang: Oh, well if it isn't Football Face, still acting all righteous... I bet she'll let you hit it the minute you step off that plane jungle boy.
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Stop talking about my best friend like that!
Helga Pataki: I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO PASTE WOLFGANG
Arnold Shortman: Don't do anything crazy Helga...
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Arnold's right Helga, just stay calm!
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Helga?
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Wolfgang was at Hillwood Hospital. June 26th
Edmund: What happened?
Wolfgang: That bitch fractured three of my ribs!
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Arnold Shortman - Helga Pataki You okay? June 26th
Helga Pataki: Get lost.
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Stinky Peterson - Sid Gifaldi They're just my pyjamas Sid! I'm no vampire. June 27th
Sid Gifaldi: I'm not takin any chances!
Arnold Shortman: Sid, you know Stinky isn't a vampire...
Sid Gifaldi: You think I should apologise?
Arnold Shortman: Yes.
Sid Gifaldi: Fine, sorry Stinky.
Stinky Peterson: I reckon' I can forgive ya Sid.
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ARNIE Shortman I like gum, plain flavoured gum. June 27th
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Lila Sawyer: You're just ever so interesting Arnie.
Lila Sawyer: I cannot wait to see you when you come to town.
Lila Sawyer: Arnie?
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Arnold Shortman last night in the jungle! June 28th
- Gerald Johanssen and 7 others like this –
Sohpia Sanchez: We will miss you here!
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Hmm Arnold you never mentioned any friends from San Lorenzo called Sophia... Are you two friends or..? Not that anybody asked me to ask or anything. Just wondering.
Arnold Shortman: You can inform Helga that Sophia is a friend's girlfriend.
Helga Pataki: Phoebe asked not me! Like I even care!
Arnold Shortman: Whatever you say Helga.
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Nadine Robinson was with Peapod Kid at Hillwood Botanic Gardens. June 29th
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Arnold Shortman was at San Lorenzo International Airport June 29th
Gerald Johanssen: What time do you land in Hillwood tomorrow?
Arnold Shortman: 8:15pm, flight SLM996
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Rhonda thinks we should all go together to meet him at the airport.
Gerald Johanssen: Sounds good, Phoebe will let everyone know.
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Phoebe Heyerdahl Attention PS118-Crew... Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Thaddeus Gammelthorpe, Helga Pataki, Harold Berman, Lila Sawyer, Sid Gifaldi, Stinky Peterson, Eugene Horowitz, Brainy Williams, Nadine Ronbinson, Peapod Kid, Lorenzo Lopez, Sheena Smith we are meeting at the airport at 8:00PM tomorrow night – Arnold Shortman's flight arrives at 8:15PM! Please 'like' this status if you'll be there! June 29th
- Gerald Johanssen, Rhonda Wellington Lloyd and 11 others like this –
Gerald Johanssen: Surprise suprise, guess who didn't like the status.
Lila Swayer: Maybe she just forgot?
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Phoebe, you gotta talk to her...
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Phoebe Heyerdahl - Helga Pataki Please come tomorrow morning? June 29th
- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Thaddeus Gammethorpe and 2 others like this –
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Helga..?
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd - Helga Pataki HELGA! June 29th
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Phoebe Heyerdahl - Helga Pataki At least pick up your phone! June 29th
Lila Sawyer: I'm ever so certain I've called five times!
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Pick up Pataki!
Nadine Robinson: Please at least call Phoebe!
Arnold Shortman: Just give up guys...
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Sheena Smith uploaded a new photo to the album PS118 Memories June 30th
- Nadine Robinson, Rhonda Wellington Lloyd and 17 others like this –
Nadine Robinson: Wow, our fourth grade class photo!
Sheena Smith: It'll be just like old times at the airport tonight!
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Well... almost.
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: We could just kidnap her?
Gerald Johanssen: Yeah... and wake up in hospital the next day
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Point taken.
Lila Sawyer: We all look so very adorable!
Phoebe Heyerdahl: I'm glad we've all remained friends.
Brainy Williams: Me too.
Eugene Horowitz: Brainy? I think this is the first time I've seen you say anything on here... or in real life either...
Sid Gifaldi: Boy howdy I'm glad I grew into that nose!
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Gerald Johanssen Waiting for Arnold Shortman's plane to land! June 30th
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd was at Hillwood International Airport with Arnold Shortman, Phoebe Heyerdahl, Thaddeus Gammelthorpe and 11 others. June 30th
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Arnold Shortman was at Slaussen's Ice Cream Parlour with Gerald Johanssen, Phoebe Heyerdahl & 10 others. June 30th
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd tagged Nadine Robinson in her photo 'setting up for Arnold's party' July 1st
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Nadine Robinson: Sneak peek at the set-up!
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: I still think you should have let me organise fireworks
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: No way!
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Phoebe Heyerdahl - Helga Pataki We're all getting ready for tonight at Rhonda's... you really should come... July 1st
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Gerald Johanssen - Arnold Shortman I'll be at yours at 7? Party starts at 7:30. July 1st
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Arnold Shortman: Okay, seven sounds good.
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd Arnold's Welcome Home Party has officially STARTED! July 1st
- Arnold Shortman, Gerald Johanssen & 13 others like this –
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Arnold Shortman was at Lloyd Mansion with Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Gerald Johanssen, Thaddeus Gammelthorpe & 22 others. July 1st
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd uploaded a new photo via mobile 'Arnold & Gerald' July 1st
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Phoebe Heyerdahl Rhonda knows how to throw a great party! Welcome back Arnold Shortman! July 1st
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Helga Pataki Greyer than grey, cold rooftop of my nightmares. July 1st
Arnold Shortman: FTI?
Helga Pataki: None of your business.
Arnold Shortman: It's my rooftop too!
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd - Arnold Shortman Where on earth have you disappeared to? July 1st
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Gerald Johanssen - Arnold Shortman Hey, where'd you go last night? July 2nd
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Gerald Johanssen - Arnold Shortman You're not answering your phone man! We were going to organise a game in Gerald Field for old times sake... July 4th
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Phoebe Heyerdahl - Helga Pataki Helga are you ok? I haven't heard from you in days! July 5th
Gerald Johanssen: Helga's been M.I.A too?
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Yeah, all week!
Gerald Johanssen: Same with Arnold
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Oh...
Gerald Johanssen: I'm going to his house.
Phoebe Heyerdahl: I'll go to Helga's
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Phoebe Heyerdahl - Gerald Johanssen Helga isn't at her house, did you find Arnold? July 5th
Gerald Johanssen: I found both of them... they're at Arnold's
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Okay, you still there?
Gerald Johanssen: Yeah, I'm kind of ... stuck.
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Stuck where?
Gerald Johanssen: On the roof.
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Climb down from the fire escape?
Gerald Johanssen: No way, I'm not walking past the window again!
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Why? What's wrong? I'm almost there, I'll come up onto the roof with you.
Gerald Johanssen: DON'T LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW.
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Oh god...
Gerald Johanssen: Exactly.
Wolfgang: I told you so.
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Arnold Shortman is in a relationship with Helga Pataki. July 7th
- Helga Pataki, Phoebe Heyerdahl & 7 others like this –
Gerald Johanssen: Finally got around to making it Facebook official hey?
Arnold Shortman: Yeah, we were kinda busy.
Gerald Johanssen: Trust me, I know.
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Notes: Thankyou to my reviewers :) it has been mentioned that there are a few typo's in here... I happen to be the absolute worst proof reader to ever have lived so if you do see any little mistakes please let me know!
& yes, I am considering making another chapter.