A/N: Hey! ElfDavis here! Also known as: The Elfster, Elfie, Elfaroonie, and The Elfanator! If you don't already know, this is not an official story! I promised my readers a "crackfic", in my other story, The Daughter of a Monster. If you have not read that Fanfic, then I would highly advise that you read it before this. Why, you ask? Because my awesome OC's, Rowan and Bifrost are here! Wuzzup ladies?

Bifrost: What's crackin' bitches?!

Rowan: Oh shut-up Bifrost, you whorebag. ElfDavis doesn't want you calling the readers names. It could hurt their feelings.

Bifrost: You just hurt my feelings…

Rowan: I did not! Look at that phony smile on your face. You like being called a skanky whorebag, and you know it!

Bifrost: Whatever. Kitty Cat.

Rowan: Shut the hell up.

Bifrost: Make me.

ElfDavis: Alright guys, chill out. You have to be friends in here. Okay dearest readers, this is not just a crackfic, but also a game! I've picked out random movie titles that you may or may not know, and chosen my favorite scene from said movies. My friends here from MK are going to act out these scenes, and you are going to have to guess them! Post what you think they are in the reviews! In one week, I will post the chapter that has the answers in it. Good Luck! May the odds be ever in your favor.

Movie title #1-

Cast: Rowan and Sub Zero.

"Has anybody seen a portal? A blue portal?! They took my brother! Help me! PLEASE!" Sub Zero shouted into the throng of warriors. He ran around, asking everyone if they may have seen a blue portal anywhere. He ran so fast, that he ran into a young woman at full speed.

"Look out!" the woman yelled just before they crashed into each other. Sub Zero was thrown backwards into a rock.

"Uhhh." Sub Zero moaned. The woman looked at him in shock.

"Omigods! I'm so sorry sir! I didn't see you there! Are you alright?" The woman crouched and looked him in the eye.

"No, No, NO! I have to find him! I have to find a blue portal!" Sub Zero shouted in anguish. He jumped to his feet, and he started running away.

"Hey! I've seen a portal!" the woman shouted after him. Sub Zero stopped abruptly and turned around.

"You have?"

"Yeah! I saw it not too long ago!" she shouted happily.

"A blue one?" Sub Zero asked, joy filled tears welling in his eyes.

"Hi, I'm Rowan." the woman suddenly said. Sub Zero narrowed his eyes at her.

"Where did you see the portal?!" he shouted. He felt bad for being so rude to this nice woman, but he needed to save his brother. The woman-Rowan-brightened.

"It was over here! It was over here! Follow me!" she yelled, pointing forward. She ran in that direction, and Sub Zero followed, happy as could be.

"Thank you! Thank you so much!"

"No problem." Rowan answered simply, looking over her shoulder at Sub Zero. She ran away from the huge group of warriors, and into the forest. She glanced back at Sub Zero every so often, gaining speed every time. She glanced back once again, and turned an abrupt corner. She kept doing this over and over, and Sub Zero had to wonder where in the Netherealm she was leading him. She abruptly turned around and yelled,

"Will you quit it?!" Sub Zero arched an eyebrow at her question. What in the Netherealm? "I'm trying to run here! What? The forest ain't big enough for ya? You got a problem buddy? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Ooh, you're looking at me, oh I'm scared now! Whaaaat?"

"Uh-"

"Stop following me, okay?" she finally finished. Sub Zero looked at her in confusion.

"What are you talking about? You're supposed to be showing me where the portal is!" Apprehension dawned on Rowan's face.

"Heeeey! I've seen a blue portal! I saw it not too long ago! Follow me!" Sub Zero crinkled his brow in worry. Rowan started running, but he stepped in front of her.

"Wait a minute! What's going on? You already told me where the portal is!" he shouted.

"I did? Ohhhh no."

"If you think this is some kind of practical joke, it's NOT funny, and I know funny, I'm a cryomancer!" Sub Zero interrupted in rage.

"N-no. No it's not. I'm so sorry. You see, I suffer from short term memory loss…"

A/N: There ya go! That was an easy one, I'm sure everyone will get that one! Lol. Next one!

Movie title #2- (this one is really short)

Cast: Quan Chi, Noob Saibot, Rowan(she doesn't say anything though)

Rowan had been captured. He didn't know who did it, or why, but Quan Chi would soon figure it out. He picked up his phone and says,

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you, I don't have any money. But what I do have, are a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.

"But if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you." Quan Chi waits, for what seems like hours, but is probably only a few seconds, before a voice finally speaks up.

"Good Luck."

A/N: I told you it was short! I hope you all get this, because that is probably one of my most favoritest movies of all time! I'm gonna post the next one in another chapter, because I must go away from the computer at this moment in time. At least another 6 more movies are coming up. Ya know what? I'm gonna post two per chapter, with an awkward authors note at the beginning. Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! I also just had another great idea! If you have a movie idea that would work for Mortal Kombat, write it all out, and email me at elfdavisfanficitonideas ! I will give you credit for that chapter, I figured that it would be a good idea to keep ideas rolling! Alrighty, my dearest readers! Enjoy, and leave your answers in the reviews!

-The Elfanator ;3