Note: This is my attempt at a "text-fic" between Sherlock and John. I've seen a few that are spectacular, so I thought I would give it a try. I have plans for a couple more chapters, so we'll see how this goes.
Once again, not beta'd or britpicked, I am (of course) responsible for all errors (although hopefully I caught most of the glaring mistakes).


11:12
From: Sherlock Holmes

John.
SH

11:14
From: Sherlock Holmes

John!
SH

11:15
From: Sherlock Holmes

JOHN!

11:15
From: John Watson

Sherlock, I'm at work!

11:16
From: Sherlock Holmes

I realized. I tried shouting but you didn't answer.
SH

11:17
From: John Watson

Don't text me at work!

11:18
From: Sherlock Holmes

I'm not at work.

SH

11:20
From: John Watson

Fine. Don't text me *when I'm at work.

11:29
From: Sherlock Holmes

How tedious it must be to treat the sniffly masses.
SH

11:32
From: John Watson

What happened to not texting me at work?

11:33
From: Sherlock Holmes

Given the weather and the time of year, your last three patients have had some variation of the common cold.
SH

11:34
From: John Watson

That resolution lasted less than ten minutes.

11:35
From: Sherlock Holmes

It was dull.
SH

11:38
From: John Watson

So you deleted it?

11:39
From: Sherlock Holmes

I didn't see the need to save it.
SH

11:41
From: John Watson

You're insufferable.

11:42
From: Sherlock Holmes

Thank you.
SH

11:45
From: John Watson

It wasn't a compliment.

11:45
From: Sherlock Holmes

Yes it was.
SH

12:30
From: Sherlock Holmes

John!
SH

12:35
From: John Watson

Still at work, Sherlock.

12:36
From: Sherlock Holmes

Emergency!
SH

12:37
From: John Watson

Real emergency, Sherlock? Or is it like last time, when you wanted tea and the kitchen was too far away? Or before that, when you needed a towel and realized there were none because you had ripped them all up for a case?

12:40
From: Sherlock Holmes

That was essential to finding the killer.

12:41
From: Sherlock Holmes

This is a real emergency.
SH

12:42
From: John Watson

What's going on?

12:44
From: Sherlock Holmes

I'm bored.
SH

12:47
From: John Watson

That's not an emergency.

12:47
From: Sherlock Holmes

It is absolutely vital that you come home at once and entertain me!
SH

12:48
From: John Watson.

Right. That's it, I'm turning my phone off.

12:50
From: Sherlock Holmes

John!

12:52
From: Sherlock Holmes

Turn your phone back on!

12:55
From: Sherlock Holmes

I won't talk to you either, then.

12: 58
From: Sherlock Holmes

I miss you when you leave.