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Faking

Phineas Flynn is trying so hard to pay attention in class. He just can't. Its second period and he couldn't stand this class. Now, this sounds very strange for Phineas Flynn, it sounds mean but he has his reason. Phineas tries to go with the flow and not take anything to heart. But if it happens every day, yeah, he's going to get annoyed.

"Hey Phinny!" Stella squeals. "Can I borrow a pencil?"

"Stella," Phineas says. "My name is Phineas, not Phinny."

"Sorry Phinny," She frowns.

Phineas groans. "I'm trying to focus!"

"Don't you think it's funny that we have the class, Chemistry together since we have all this chemistry?"

Phineas closes his eyes and counts to ten. "Stella, this is Trigonometry."

She shoos his comment away. "Same difference."

Phineas face palms. "No, it's not!"

She blinks innocently. "How come?"

"Well," Phineas stresses. "One is science and the other is math."

"I like math."

"Good, because we're in it right."

"You know what a great problem is?"

Phineas looks at her very confused. "What?"

"Me plus you equals a date."

"Wh- what?" Phineas stutters.

"C'mon I know you like me."

"What? I-"

"You're so cute when you are in denial."

"I'm not in denial."

"You're so cute. So Friday?"

"I have a girlfriend!" Phineas shouts, and covers his mouth because in fact he does not.

"Oh." Stella frowns. "Who?"

"Uh…" Phineas searches through his brain for a girl. The first one that comes to his mind is; Isabella. He has started to develop a little crush on her, not sure what to do about that. "Isabella."

It rolls off his tongue so easily; he smiles, blinks and then mentally slaps his self. He's not dating her! He looks at Stella, hoping she believes it. She seems unfazed.

"You got over your obliviousness?"

"Wait what?"

"Yup, I don't believe you."

"What? Why not?"

"Because…" She draws out. "You would know what getting over your obliviousness meant if you were dating her."

"I'm dating her, I promise!"

The bell rings, signally the end of class. Stella and Phineas look up in surprise. Stella stands up and gathers her books. "I guess we'll see now, won't we?" With that she flips her long wavy blonde hair, looks at Phineas with her bright blue eyes and walks away

Phineas gulps.

Phineas runs frantically to Isabella's locker. "Hey Isabella I have a HUGE favor to ask you" He asks in a rush.

"Yeah sure Phineas what's up?" Isabella, his raven-haired best friend, says closing her locker, turns to him, suddenly seeing Phineas frantic. "Oh my gosh! Phineas! What's wrong?"

"Well I, uh, kind of told Stella we're, um," Phineas mumbles the last word. "Dating"

Isabella's blue eyes get wide. "WHAT! Why!"

"Well she kept asking to go out with her. And well I don't really like her. Wait! Not like that she's a nice girl. But, uh," Phineas nervously plays his ear and looks away. "I think, I MAY, like someone else." He clears his throat. "So anyway… I told her, not to be mean, I was dating someone. She asked who? So I told her you, you were the first girl to come to my mind!"

"Phineas, you could have just said no!"

"I know…" Phineas voice trails off because he sees Stella walking down the hallway towards them. "Please Isabella!" Phineas begs. "Just act like you like me."

Isabella slaps her forehead, shakes her head, and then sighs. "Fine."

"Yes! Thank so much Isabella! Okay, so all we need to do is talk to each other, hold hands, hug, maybe a peck on the cheek. Since we just started 'dating'."

"Phineas! You're acting like this is my first relationship!"

"Okay fine, you get, right? Okay- "Phineas is cut off Isabella grabbing him and kissing him as Stella walks by. Stella walks by glances at them and walks away. Once Stella's gone Isabella ends the kiss, and walks away.

Phineas' mind could not process what just happened. He could only manage to say with a silly grin on his face was "Great."

Phineas leans on the lockers and slides to the ground. He sighs dreamily. The bell rings to signal the start of period three. Ferb turns the corner to head to his third period class. He has a note in his hand to excuse him from being late to class. Ferb blinks in surprise to see his brother sitting on the ground. Ferb walks over to stand in front of Phineas.

"Hey Ferb…" Phineas says, dreamily.

Ferb raises his eyebrow at his brother.

"The best thing just happened…" He sighs, dreamily.

Ferb looks at his brother curiously, and then urges him to continue.

"Me and Isabella…" He grins. "We…"

Ferb leans towards him and slaps him. Phineas blinks in surprise.

"Thanks bro." He looks at his brother. "Crap! We got to go to class! I'll explain in class!"