It starts off so much the same way. Perry got ready for his next mission and arrived in his base. The surprise the day held for him though, was just starting as he walked in.
"'PETER?'", Perry gaped at the panda that arrived opposite of him.
Peter gave a nod and a shrug before Monogram's face appeared on the screen.
"Good morning Agent Ps.", the Major addressed. "If you're curious as to why I've called you both here, it's simple. Agent Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is at it again. He has some sort of large inator being built in his building but the problem is that it's password-locked. We're not sure what it does but since we know that you two normally go head-to-head with each other, we're afraid we can't have that happen this time. That inator could be devestating if it's not taken care of as quickly as possible so we're sending you, Agent Peter, to help out and keep Dr. Doofenshmirtz busy. TRY to get along. I know you two have some rough pasts with each other, but we're really counting on you both. Monogram out."
The agents saluted their master and after the screen blinked off, Perry growled at Peter.
"'I can't believe out of every agent in the organization, I'm stuck with you!'", the platypus complained before pointing at the new fedora the panda was wearing. "'You don't even deserve that promotion, you know it?'"
"'Yeah well can't help ya there, Perry.'", Peter shrugged. "'Let's just get going. It's not like I really wanna do this anyway.'"
"'Exactly my point.'", Perry leered before heading to the hover car with Peter. "'...Why do I have to be stuck with a fat panda bear?'"
"'Hey. I'm not a fat panda bear.'", Peter began to say. "'I'm JUST the right size for a panda bear.'"
"'SURE you are. That desert buffet is so hard to ignore.'", Perry said.
"'Let's just get there, beat him to a pulp, and get back. I don't wanna miss Lunch.'", the panda rolled his eyes.
"'See, that's your problem. You never care about your job!'", the car started up and they were soon on their way. "You're just looking for a way to get in and out as fast as possible with as little work as you can manage! At least when I beat Doofenshmirtz up, I'm doing it with a family in mind and hatred in my heart.'"
"'Yeah well that's the thing, Dude.'", Peter shrugged. "'YOU care. Who does?'"
"'Well I would certainly like to think a good deal of the organization does.'", Perry simply sighed. "'But of course, this is why I'm the odd-one-out. And why I get the bigger check.'"
"'And yet no day-offs.'", Peter chimed in, making the platypus wish for nothing else other than to shove him out of the flying car right then.
I promised a friend of mine I'd get it up before I was done with this. Hope you like it and please review! ^_^