Shota through the heart

A/N: The title is provided by Mockingjay Rose, and many thanks to those who suggested titles at the FFN KHR group in FB.

This story would be inspired by WhiteAngel128, who said she shipped anyone x 27. XD. Maybe including this…? And yes, its beta'd by her because she wanted to put the note after the prologue. But don't believe her. WHY you ask-it's because she really inspired this and she's in denial.

Warnings: Shota-con Vongola the ninth, Random crack, failed crack, age gap relationship, OOC.

Disclaimer: HAHAHAHA I DON'T OWN KHR.

FROM NOW ON TIMOTEO X TSUNA SHALL BE T27! LOL WHAT. Please excuse my craziness.

PROLOGUE

It was 11 years ago when he first met the current Vongola Decimo. He was still a child then. It was on a hot summer day that they met. The crickets were chirping, the sun splattering its rays onto the ground. The scent of fresh sunflower blooming in the garden and the rough friction when he walked into the Sawada house…he remembered all of these. They were inside the well-furnished Sawada house that Iemitsu bought recently. He remembered every crook and cranny of the state of condition of that house.

Iemitsu was to introduce his child to Nono, who visited his family.

His wife, Nana Sawada, was as beautiful as a blossoming flower. To Nono, Iemitsu and Nana made a nice couple. Their child would surely be someone good-looking, Timoteo was sure of it.

When Nana finally pushed her shy son out to Vongola the Ninth, it felt like everything except the boy was painted in monochrome colours. It was like that sort of typical shoujo manga scene where the flowers, glitters and sparkles started popping out of nowhere, their hair started blowing even when there's no wind, and the characters started glowing.

His son was like an angel descended from heaven. Timoteo wouldn't be exaggerating if he said he was going to have a nosebleed. Iemitsu's son was just too cute and beautiful - from his gravity-defying hair to his cute little toes. Even his toes were beautiful to Nono!

Timoteo resisted the urge to kiss his toes, clearing his throat promptly. He took out a handkerchief to wipe his nose, pretending that it was just a regular cold, definitely not nosebleed.

The moment the little Sawada moved, he couldn't help but whimper or cough out. He fought to keep his hands from touching that cute round butt of Tsuna's. He could already imagine dressing him up in maid and bunny costumes. It was weird; he had never felt this way before. Not with his wife, the other women and men whom he had bedded, not his friends or secretary.

Under the presence of another sky, he felt vulnerable. It had been a long time since anyone could make him feel insecure.

He knew he had the looks to seduce someone. So using his manly look, (hoping to seduce Iemitsu's son), he popped out one of his buttons to show his chest.

To his joy, Iemitsu's son blushed when he did that. Oh, it was working!

Soon, his parents had called the young boy to introduce himself to Timoteo.

"N-nice to meet you…my name is Tsunayoshi…" he said, hiding behind his mother's legs. Nono wanted to coo at him, but cleared his throat to prevent himself from doing so. He had carried a storybook with him.

"Nice to meet you, Tsunayoshi-kun. I'm known as Timoteo, Vongola the Ninth." He introduced, taking Tsunayoshi's tiny hand into his.

Nono couldn't resist it, so he placed a kiss on Tsunayoshi's hands. His skin was so soft and silky. Iemitsu's son gasped, shrieking in horror, running back to his mother.

"HIEEEE!"

Oh shit. He had scared the kid. He should have known not to let his paedophilic actions to run loose. His hyper intuition was bugging him to look at the kid's storybook. UH HUH!

"Oh…Tsunayoshi-kun," you have such a nice ass. "Would you like me to read you a storybook?"

"…Sure…" He popped out behind Nana's leg, sitting on the rough floor. Nono picked him up and placed him on his lap. Nono was not going to nosebleed, though he was tempted to touch young Tsunayoshi's ass. Now with young Tsunayoshi's ass rubbing into his groin, he was really tempted to do something.

"Once there was a young brat named Tuna. He got raped by an old man and died. The end." Timoteo closed the book.

The young boy began to wail on his laps. Nono was now forcing himself not to touch the brat. Don't touch him, don't touch him, you stupid hand!

Nono tried to appease the boy by giving him a peck on the forehead. At first it seemed like it worked, the boy stopped crying for about 2 seconds. Yes! My super kissing ability works!

Then it backfired. He started wailing more terribly than before. AH! NO! WHY?! Timoteo grimaced, patting on the boy's back.

Finally, his mother took the boy away from Nono. Nono was both relieved and upset. It was time for him to leave, after a short tea break. He had other business to attend to. He cursed his paper work and other stuff he had to do. If he could, he'll kill all the other distractions.

He called his youngest guardian, his thunder guardian.

"What is this feeling I'm feeling right now…? My heart is beating like super-fast and I'm seeing sparkles at young Tsunayoshi. I get excited seeing him and upset when I leave. What is this…?"

"Ah, you're probably aroused. Would you like to go to this place? It has good chicks-"

Timoteo hung up. Now he's sitting in his vehicle, mentally sobbing. He was aroused by a 3 years old kid. What had he become?

Beta's note: Please let it be known that, no matter what Daylite may say, I had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of this story or pairing. The only thing I did was the mistake of encouraging and humoring her to the point where she wrote this story after she teased me about crack pairings.

E/N: Am I having fun? YES I AM. THIS IDEA CAME OUT FROM NOWHERE OKAY. I laughed at it when I think about it at the dead of the night, lying down on the bed, thanks to a certain someone.

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