"Oz and The Fanservice" [troll chapter,rated R for Radical!]

*ahem* it was a fine summer day...it was so hot
oz:"it's so hot"
goddammit oz I just said that!
oz:"fuck you,narrator!"
hey no breaking of the fourth wall!

anyways...like everyday,today he expected a certain 'girl' to come by (*cough*barge in*cough*) his room...

a kick in the door was heard before it got destroyed..and after the dusty smoke effects cleared..showed a young lady at the age of...70?
alice: "I DO NOT LOOK THAT OLD!"
I just said no breaking of the fourth wall!

anyways...as oz was in no surprise that alice came, he was a bit surprised at one thing though..
oz:"e-e-er...a-alice?..."
alice:"what?" she replied with a sharp tone
oz:"w-why are you..er...ehem...uhurm..."
alice:"what?"
oz:"why did you enter my room..."
*pan the camera to alice!*
oz:"...wearing only your underwear?"
as his face reddened...*camera zoom!this is no normal fanservice~!*

alice:"what?oh..it's summer you idiot!it'd friggin hot,dammit!"
oz {thoughts:"you're friggin hot" *snickering*}
what he didn't know was..he was thinking OUT LOUD
and alice stood there,hearing what the blonde boy just said

as the awkward silence continued for a few seconds,oz suddenly heard footsteps...
oz:"hm...1..2...3 people?..3 people..walking..no..running?what?"
alice:"wh-what are you muttering about?!"
oz:"not-"
before he could continue..the running steps got louder..as if they were coming to this room
oz:"do you hear that?"
alice: *too busy spacing* "huh?hear what"
oz:"the foo-"
the door suddenly opened and came in three people...namely
oz:"GIL!BREAK!and...sharon?!what..and what are you all carrying?!"
they were holding cameras
gil: "we heard the news,oz...you finally got luck,eh?"
oz:"lucky?news?what's going on?"
:"oh you know,how you finally got to score, if you know what I mean~"
oz:"score...?"
*sharon was too busy taking photos of the almost nude alice*

alice:"ooozzzzuuuuu!~"
sharon:"yes,yes!more more!this is so erotic!"
her eyes were basically stars from shining
oz:"er-"
gil:"no time to waste now..."
X.B:"understood~"
pierrot (lol, who's pierrot?) was holding lights while gil and sharon took pictures

oz had his nerve struck
oz:"cease this at once!"
they didn't even bother to turn their heads
oz:"..."
haha!oz you loser!
oz:"shut up,narrator!"

flick flick flick,the camera's light so bright
X.B:"this'll make great ero games~"
gil:"yes..yes.."
at the same time he put a cigarette on his mouth...I thought he was quitting?meh..
sharon: *saying words that are too inappropriate for some of our viewers...it was about what alice and her would do in a dark room alone*
oz stood there,feeling a bit overwhelmed
oz:"oy!narrator!don't let this story turn into some sort of hentai film!"
no way,don't hide it!I know you wanna do..*IT* to her!
alice was just sitting on the bed with a disoriented and red face

alice let out a ear piercing shriek and the next moment,the pervy trio were sent flying out the window
oz was just there...with a baffled expression
alice:"told you I had powers"
oz:"..e...eH?!"

and wouldn't you know it,oscar vesallius,the so called uncled of oz,came knocking on the door
oz:"crap.."
before anything else happened,the irresponsible douche bag blonde cock sucker (oscar) opened the door and poked his little know it all head inside and sees the due
oscar:"ah,I see you're busy,I'll come in later,hehehe..."
he closed the door
-outside the room-
oscar was walking to the hallway
oscar:"dammit jack,were you this young as well when you had your first *ahem*?!if they were gonna follow the like-father-like-son routine,then oz would be a harem king!" [keep dreaming old man]
-back to the room-
*both were just silently staring at the door*

alice was still staring at the door
oz turned his head to take a glimpse of alice
one of her bra straps fall
oz got a slight nosebleed as he saw a few of her cleavage

alice shifter her head to the right to see a nosebleeding blonde boy-man

the two had a little staring contest before oz got sent flying out the window

ANTICLIMATIC,REALLY RANDOM,NON SENSICAL PLOT FTW!

note: notes are mainstream