Curling irons, hair straightners, heated rollers, they all scared the crap out of you. The way they made even the rattiest of hair look polished. Gross! You practically had to band the damn things after you caught 2-Dents straightening his porcupine hair.

"FACEACHE!" You screamed as you flung the door open.

"Wha?"

"ONLY GIRLS USE FLAT IRONS, YA DAMN FAG!" You yanked the iron out of the wall then promptly deposited it into the garbage disposal. The only hair product allowed in Kong after that was hair gel. Ironically enough, that was the last item left behind in Kong after the band's break up.

All of that changed when the Axe Princess returned.

You had all forgotten that Noodle was, in fact, a teenager. You had also forgotten that she was, in fact, female.

And females' great hair does not come naturally.

You yelped in pure terror as you entered the bathroom, make up and hair products littering the counter. What made you yelp, however, was a small flat iron, laying amongst the rubble.

"FACEACHE, WHAT'D I SAY ABOUT FLAT IRONS!?" You exclaim as a very confused 2D enters the room.

"B-but, Mudz, tha' ain' mine." He protests.

"WELL- Who's is it then?"

"Mine!" Noodle enters the room in an angry huff. Apparently you had interrupted her beauty sleep.

"It's...yours?"

"Yes..."

"WELL, GET IT OFF MY DAMN COUN-"

"MURDOC-SAN, NO!" Noodle tries to scream, but it is too late.

"Honestly! You men just can't stay out of trouble, can you!?" Rachel exclaimed, treating Murdoc's third degree burns.

"Wha' evah." Murdoc rolled his eyes, clutching his injured hand.

"Ya lucky ya still got tha' han' of yours." Rachel snapped, before heading out of the room.

"Um...Rachel-san?" Noodle followed the woman.

"Oh! Noodle, dear, is tha' you? Ya so grown now, I 'ardly recognized ya."

"Rachel-san, may I talk to you about something?"

"Yes, dear, anything."

"Rachel...I have a crush on Toochi-san..."

For the first time in recorded history, it was Noodle who found herself hiding from the boys this time.