DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight.
WARNING: Strong language/sexual content.

This is my first story for fanfic, so be nice! They will be shortish chapters, they may get longer if I start to feel more confident!

EPOV
Fuck. She just had to do it didn't she? She just had to come a ruin my fucking night. Why didn't she just stay in that shitty little bar down town she usually goes to? She knew me and Em were coming here tonight, so being the vindictive little bitch she is, decide to come and ruin my fucking fun.

Let me clarify, the 'vindictive bitch' I'm referring to, is Isabella Swan, I am convinced she was sent up from Hell to torture me, made by Satan himself. What? She must be! There's no other explanation for her sinfully sexy legs, tits and ass, oh man, that ass...Now usually, I wouldn't be complaining about a sinful body, but, it just so happens that the girl who owns it is the most annoying person on the planet.

I first met her two months ago...

I was in a bar downtown with Em, my best friend, Rosalie, my sister(and Em's girlfriend, I know, it's fucking gross) and our friends Alice and Jasper. It was a shitty bar, but the girls liked it, so I gritted my teeth.
"Edward, this is Bella, she works with Rose and Alice"
Em smirked at me as he introduced us, I could barely hear him over the blaring music from the speakers. I smiled down at the petite brunette in front of me, she was hot, and not just bang-able hot, but gorgeous, beautiful stunning, every fucking adjective I could think of sprung to mind. Her hair was wavy past her shoulders, she was pale, but not sickly looking, with huge brown eyes and pink pouty lips.
She was wearing dark blue jeans that hugged her thighs and ass, black heels that made her legs looked miles long, and a low cut red shirt, that made her tits look fantastic, but without looking slutty.

"Hi, Bella, nice to meet you" I gave her my trade mark panty dropper smile (Em named it, not me...) leaned forward to kiss her cheek, but before my lips could connect, she'd moved away.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?!" Bella asked, her voice fierce but low. I leaned back and saw her scowl with a raised eye brow.
"I was just...urm...saying hello?..." I mumbled
"Well next time you want to 'say hello' do it without getting in my space, kay pretty boy?" My mouth dropped.
.fuck.
I could hear Em chuckling under his breath as Bella turned to him
"I'm going to find Al and Rose, Em, I'll see you later, bye Edmund" She walked away without even looking at me.
Em couldn't hide his laughter anymore,
"Shit E, you shoulda seen your face man!"
"Shut the fuck up, what the hells her problem?!" I took a sip of my drink and watched as Bella made her way through the crowd, throwing daggers at anyone who got to close to her, shit, I guess she really did have personal space issues...
"I should of told you man, Bella is a little...difficult, she's got some problem with guys, the only reason she's cool with me is because I've known her for a while. I should of warned you, before you turned on the charm" He winked at me and laughed, and went back to his drink.
I looked back towards the direction Bella went in and saw her laughing with Alice and Rosalie, fuck, she looked even more gorgeous when she laughed.
Shit, I was in trouble...

Andnow, two months later, here she was again, waltzing around in that short fucking dress, showing off those gorgeous fucking legs, and ignoring every fucking thing I said to her.
Shit.