Almighty Therianthropy

A/N: READ THIS: This fic is themed around RELIGIOUS CULTS and some ATHEISM. If you are sensitive to religious topics or of HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS then DO NOT READ. This is not based on my own beliefs nor am I telling all of you what to believe in. This is simply a thought that I had, and the thought is "If there are Guardians then how does that affect religion in this universe?" Once again, I mean no disrespect to any religion or atheism. I do not own ROTG but I do own the were-characters and July.

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Bunnymund wasn't always cooped up in his warren. He regularly roamed about his homeland, in the mountains, rainforests, billabongs and the amazing Outback, always spreading springtime wherever he went. On this night, he hopped through the rainforest; the smell of healthy plants and the sounds of crickets soothing his senses. But then, a sound that wasn't familiar to this area offended his ears: howling. Was that… a wolf? How can that be? Wolves don't live in the rainforest. The noises came closer, as if on his trail and closing in on him, fast. Then he heard more howling, coming from all around him. There were six of them. He started to run, hoping that the pack would lose him or just give up, but they weren't, in fact, they were catching up quickly, finding him all too easily. Bunnymund smelled the air; these things weren't normal wolves. He stopped, grabbing his boomerangs and turning to face these creatures. They stopped running too, and now they were walking closer to the rabbit, laughing as they emerged from the shadows.

Werewolves.

They were ugly creatures: unkempt fur, scary, glowing eyes, drooling mouths and gnarly teeth. They ran on all fours but were able to walk on two legs like a man. Their claws were so sharp and they were very muscular. They were hairy all over except around their midsections. Bunny was taller than them but only by a couple of inches.

"So you decided to stop running and just hand your life over to us?" One of the werewolves sneered. "Saves us some time." They all laughed, circling the rabbit.

"What do you bitzers want?" Bunny growled right back, gripping his weapons tighter.

"Didn't you hear? We want you dead." Another said, licking his gross lips. "I always wanted to know what Pookas taste like."

"Never knew your kind to pick on creatures bigger than you, let alone your own size." Bunnymund snorted. "What's the occasion?"

"The Almighty's revival!" Another one walked forward.

"What?" Bunny had to ask.

"Cleanse the Earth! Cleanse the Earth!" They began to chant, getting closer to the rabbit. Bunny had enough of this and threw his boomerangs right into their wolf-like faces one by one. Then he threw some egg grenades, hoping that would keep them at bay for a second before he started to run again.

I don't have proper weapons to fight werewolves. He thought. And I can't let them get into the warren. I need to… His thoughts were interrupted as he jumped away from one of the beasts about to tackle him. These bastards were as fast as the giant rabbit, if not faster. Bunny dodged and ran the best he could, throwing his weapons and even resorting to scratching to keep the werewolves off him. He thought he'd try jumping through the trees instead of on the ground. He leaped up high, about to grab a tree branch, until those bastards grabbed him. Sharp teeth stabbed deep into his hip, the pain unbelievable, unbearable for any normal being.

But E. Aster Bunnymund was not normal. Those stupid wolves thought they had him now, but he refused to let it happen. Adrenaline kicked in as Bunny was falling back into the group of beasts; he kicked away the one biting his side, the wound turning from a deep puncture to a huge gash. He landed on the ground on all fours and began using his skilled martial arts against them, with a touch of pure animal instinct to truly throw his opponents for a loop. After some good punches and kicks to their ugly faces, the rabbit decided that they were out of the fight long enough for him to get away, creating a tunnel that led straight down to his sanctuary.

"Damn… I overdid it…" As the adrenaline came down, Bunny's body became exhausted and in pain. He looked at the wound; it was bleeding profusely and it hurt just looking at it. He needed to fix it up, he needed to climb up the hill to his home to get the supplies… but he couldn't stand anymore. He collapsed and passed out, praying to the moon that this was not how it was going to end.

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"Bunny, where are you?" Jack Frost moseyed around the fields in the warren, looking for his favorite rival. Actually, he didn't really want to cause Bunny trouble today. He wanted to talk to him about… something. Something he'd wanted to tell Bunny for quite a while now, ever since – no, even before the Blizzard of '68. Today's gotta be the day. Jack thought. No more hiding it. Jack wanted to confess his feelings of love for the Pooka. He had always found him attractive and sexy, which was quite a mental issue for the teen. Not only was Jack admitting his homosexuality to himself, but for some reason he's also a furry? He was eventually able to get over that, but it was still a problem to admit your feelings for anyone to their face. It was easier to suppress it when they were rivals and they rarely saw each other anyway, but now that they were both guardians and friendly rivals and saw each other on a regular basis, there was hardly any more ways to avoid the rabbit. So Jack willed and willed himself to just freaking say it to Bunny to get it over with. Come to think of it, this could cause trouble if Bunny turned him down… No, thinking like that is why I wasn't doing anything about this in the first place. "Come on, Bunny, I won't freeze anything I prom… huh?"

Jack heard the rumbling of the sentinel eggs behind him. They ran up to him, trying to tell him something but obviously couldn't. Some small unpainted eggs huddled around Jack's bare feet, jumping up and down. "What's the matter with you guys?" The kid thought they were trying to kick him out until he saw something going on behind the eggs. "What's…?" The sentinel eggs moved aside to show Bunnymund being carried by several little eggs, trying to get the rabbit back to his stone house at the top of the hill. Jack gasped in shock when he saw the terrible wound in his hip. "BUNNY!" He cried, flying to his friend's side. "Hey, Bunny, wake up! It's me, Jack!" He tested for a pulse, and sighed happily when he found one. Still, he needed to awaken. Jack lightly grabbed one of the rabbit's ears and sent a shock of frost down its shaft and it seemed to go through his whole body.

"Nngh… AH! Wha- J-Jack?" Bunny regained consciousness, looking up at his fellow guardian. He then remembered the bite in his hip and groaned in pain, clutching at it.

"What happened?!" Jack's voice cracked, still frightened. He had never seen this happen to Bunny before. He'd seen him weak, when he lost all of his powers and became little, but at least he was in one piece. Also, he didn't know anything about first aid, so he just sat there, waiting for a response.

"Augh… fuckin'… werewolves…"

"Wh-What?" Jack almost laughed, but remembered the situation. "They're real? Are you sure?"

"Struth." The rabbit struggled to stand, the eggs now scattering around and bumping into each other, equally as scared as the winter spirit. "Just… help me up, will ya mate?"

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"Of all people to find me like this, it had to be you." Bunnymund sat on a wooden stool while he instructed Jack how to do first aid. After cleaning and disinfecting, all that was left to do was bandaging.

"I kept telling you we should call the others!" Jack said back. He wanted to call North or at least take him to the pole, but the rabbit's pride wouldn't allow it. He 'didn't need all that attention for a simple dog bite' or whatever.

"What were you doin' here anyway?" Bunny cocked an eyebrow.

"Oh, you know… just wanting to visit my favorite rabbit!" Jack put on a fake smile, picking up the bandages on the table.

"Yeah, right." Bunny scoffed.

"Whatever." Jack finished unrolling the wraps. "Okay, like this?" He wrapped the bandage once around the rabbit's taught waist, trying to ignore how amazingly fit the bipedal rabbit was.

"There ya go, mate. All the way around now…" Bunny instructed gently. The teen gulped; he was so close to Bunnymund and his voice was so sexy… no, focus on the fact that Bunny's been attacked by fucking werewolves! Jack finished and sighed, proud of himself. "Good onya, Frostbite." Bunny tightened it a little and hissed in slight pain.

"Careful!" Jack said.

"'S alright, mate. I'm not immortal for nothing." He lightly touched the wound. "If this was a normal dingo bite, it would have healed completely by now."

"I've never seen a werewolf before." The boy was scared but interested at the same time. "What did they want with you?"

"Dunno. Don't remember pissin' any off, or the other way around." Bunny replied. Jack refrained from telling a joke. "They said something about 'cleansing the Earth…' that actually sounds familiar…" He was lost in thought for a moment. "This could turn out to be really serious, Jack."

"Will it?" The frost spirit obviously didn't like the sound of that. It was too soon for another damn war. They had just defeated Pitch for the Moon's sake, and now they were gonna fight werewolves? "Can we call the others now?"

"Yeah, let's… ah!" Bunny tried getting up, forgetting he was wounded.

"They can come to us!" Jack put his hands on the rabbit's broad and fluffy shoulders. "Hey, you know what feels good on a wound?" He moved his hands to Bunny's side carefully. A blue glow outlined his hands and frost began to form over the bandages, cooling the bite like an icepack.

"At least your powers are good for somethin'." Bunnymund smiled, the kid's cold hands feeling great on his wound.

"Hey!" Jack pretended to be offended as the rabbit laughed. They sat there for a while in surprisingly blissful silence. Now would be such a good time to tell him, but… I need to wait until this new problem is solved. I hope it won't take too long.

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A/N: Okay, this will get better, I promise! I'm going to be adding an OC to the mix later. I hope you all will like her! I'll give you her full bio next time!