Well, hello there! I was getting rather irritated by the lack of Stridercest that I liked, so I decided to write my own.

Warning: Bro(Dirk)/Dave, Male/male sex, adult themes, a bit of violence (maybe), pretty graphic sex. Lotsa swearing.
(Also Dave is underage I guess :P)

THE LAST SLICE

Dave is annoyed that his Bro always gets the last slice of pizza, so he decides to do something about it. It doesn't exactly go as planned...

throws chapter at you and absconds

This chapter is alternately titled;

'In which Dave is stupid and has a severe case of blue balls and Bro is careful because for some reason he believes that having sex with his under age brother is a bad thing ha ha silly Bro.'
'And then they have sex.'
'Almost.'

~*~Sexual frustration!~*~

It had been about a week since Bro had agreed to try being with you. You were starting to doubt this.
You think, maybe, he was only saying that to make you feel better.
You think perhaps he said that he would be with you to pacify you.
Because you had a terrible case of blue balls.

All that had changed since his agreement was that you would sleep in his room every other night, and he would occasionally kiss you. Not actual kissing, but just sort of quick kisses, on your cheek or forehead or some shit. As a growing, hormonal boy, you found this endlessly frustrating, and you were currently devising a plan to get some makeouts and possibly a bit more than that.

Bro was going to a gig tonight. That basically meant, usually, he would get hammered and take a chick - or more often a guy - home and screw them into the futon while you tried to block out the noise with your head under your pillow. However, before you left, you questioned him about this, and he promised not to bring someone home.
"Don't be stupid, lil' man," he chuckled. "In a relationship means no screwing other people, you should know this."
"Yeah," you said a bit quietly, feeling a bit conflicted. He said he was in a relationship with you, and that made you feel kind of really fucking happy, but he hadn't done anything with you, not even a shitty makeout.
However, he would probably, as per usual, get hammered at his gig, and come home drunk (and horny). However, this time he'd have no-one to screw - except you.
You were a pretty sick kid, but you didn't really care, because your dick demanded lots of either masturbation or sex. And thus far you had had to deal with masturbation, especially in the mornings when you woke up in Bro's bed, because sleeping next to him made you hella horny. Not that you cared.

You made sure to have a nice two-hour nap (On Bro's bed) after Bro left, because you didn't want to fall asleep while waiting up for him. After your nap, you went out to the living room, and surfed channels for a while.

Nothing was on. Nothing was ever on.

After about ten minutes of this you gave up and went to fuck with people over the internet. There was this one forum which you went on quite often, because there was some raging kid on there who always yelled at you for no apparent reason, and you found it funny. He also had very inventive names, like 'bulge licker' and 'asshat'. It was really quite amusing. Today, he raged at you for quite a while, and you managed to kill maybe an hour on there before he ragequit and you shut down your computer to go do something else. You were quite content to watch shitty tv for a while, having amused yourself enough to not really care.

Unfortunately, you fell asleep after a while, unable to keep awake while lying down, being warm and comfortable, and watching shitty tv.

When you woke up, it was to the sound of the door. Bro was home, and you were only just waking up. You quickly rubbed your eyes, blinking a few times, and sitting up casually, just in time. Bro walked in, looked at you, paused.
"You should be asleep," he slurred, obviously at least slightly drunk.
"Nah, I decided to stay up," you replied casually, running one hand through your hair as you gave a sideways glance downwards a little. Yeah, Bro was definitely horny. There was a prominent bulge in his trousers, one that didn't help you in the slightest.
"Dave," you jumped slightly as Bro's voice came from your other side. Fucking flashstep, dammit.
"You should have gone to bed, Dave," Bro whisked your shades off, and his own, and you stared into his orange eyes, feeling a tiny bit scared. Bro sounded... Weird. Different.
The next thing you knew, there was something solid at your back, something round-ish at your throat, and your feet weren't touching the floor. Huh. Bro had picked you up and slammed you against the wall. You suddenly wished that you had gone to sleep.

However, that sentiment didn't last long as Bro pressed his body against you, and roughly pressed his mouth to yours. Ah- Fucking- yes.

Oh yes.

This was exactly what you had wanted. You kissed back as well as you could, but there wasn't much leverage to be had, considering there was no ground beneath your feet. Bro seemed to realise this, pulling away from you slightly.
"Wrap your legs around my waist," was all he said before violently reconnecting your mouths. You complied eagerly, letting out a soft sound which you would later deny as he ground against you, rocking your hips together. Oh fuck, that was nice.
It got even nicer as Bro abandoned your mouth in favor of attacking your neck with sucking and biting, and you tried (and failed) to restrain a whimper as he ground against you once more.

"I think we should move to my room before I start fucking you against the wall," Bro growled matter-of-factly against your neck, and you moaned.
"Fuck- that might be a good idea, yeah," you agreed, mind hazy with pleasure. Your mind was so foggy that you didn't even care as Bro carried you all the way to his room, marking your neck the whole time.

Brilliant plan you had there, Dave.

~*~Sexual frustration!~*~

Cockblocked? I thought so!

:D

Sorry for taking so long to update, but now I promise I will shit out new chapters like I just ate a lunch of beans, broccoli, and cabbage.

Sorry for the mental image there.

Now, my lovely readers, it's your time to shine! Tell me, do you want Bro and Dave to FRICK next chapter, or should I just make it the following morning and skip it? Tell me! The majority vote will pass, and if no-one reviews with their vote, then I will be very very evil. :D

-Xephyr