AN: So..here's another Homestuck fanfic! :D I wrote this chapter at school, so sorry for any errors, and the short length. It actually took up 6 pages in my notebook...well anyways, this chapter is in Dave's PoV. I'm not sure how often this will be updated, but it will be multi-chapter. I might update it every week if I continue to write as often as I have been lately. Enjoy~~

Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck or the characters! They belong to Andrew Hussie!

I wrapped my arms around Karkat's waist as we danced to the loud music of the club, and pulled him closer to me. Man, I was so glad that Bro had taken over for me in the DJ department for a little bit of tonight, I really needed this break.

Karkat's back was to me, so as I brought him closer, I felt his behind rub against my crotch, and we began grinding. Karkat was still inexperienced at this, so I used my hands to guide his hips as we danced.

We had been dancing for a few hours now, and the club was so hot and stuff with everyone there, dancing and sweating. I was already breathing pretty heavily, and I could tell that Karkat was exhausted, as his movements became slower and slower. Finally, he pulled away from me, and I let my arms fall to my sides.

"I want to go home, Dave," he murmured to be, using home to refer to the apartment we shared off campus of the university we both attended.

"Mmm...," I answered lazily. I looked down at him through my shades and brushed sweaty hair out of his face.

"I've got to stay here, finish my shift," I told him. Something I didn't recognize crossed his face, but he nodded and turned to go. I reached for his arm and turned him to face me again. I rested my hand on his face and gave him a slow, passionate kiss goodbye, which he didn't return. He pulled away from me again and walked off. I rolled my eyes and made my way to my Bro, to relieve him of his duties for the next few hours.

I let a smirk play on my face as I saw Bro immediately head for his boyfriend, jake. He always did the same to Karkat and I, so naturally, I returned the favor. Not even an hour of DJ'ing for me and dancing for Bro and Jake had passed before I saw the two head for the restrooms. I chuckled to myself as I chose the next song, upbeat with a loud bass. I nodded my head to the beat and let my eyes slide closed as I became completely in sync with the music.

When I opened my eyes as the song ended, I saw a curious boy slide in through the front doors. I smirked, suppressing a laugh as this guy stood there, clueless. A few minutes of this nonsense passed, and I sighed, putting up my backup playlist. I slid out of the DJ booth and made my way over to him. As I approached, he remained completely oblivious to his surroundings and just stood there like a derp.

"Hey there," I said, nodding at the boy a bit in greeting. He snapped out of his daze and looked at me. He looked around at the people dancing, and his eyes widened as he suddenly blurt out,

"I'm not a homosexual!"

I raised my eyebrows, a bit in surprise as I replied,

"Okay...cool story, bro. You realize you'be just been standing here for like, 5 minutes doing nothing, right?"

"I have?" he asked, releasing a small laugh in mild surprise.

"Yeah...," I answered slowly, looking him in the eyes through my shades and trying to figure out whether this guy was stoned or not. Suddenly, a slightly high pitched sounding voice near us called out a name.

"John! Oh Jo-ohn!" the voice called.

"Oh crap!" The boy in front of me exclaimed, beginning to panic. "Hide me, please!" he said to me, almost begging.

I didn't give it a second thought as I led him through a door that read "STAFF ONLY" on it.

Once we were inside, I let him calm down before speaking.

"So I'm guessing you're John?"

"Yeah," he answered, beginning to space out again.

I snapped my fingers in front of his face, and he jerked back to reality.

"What was that whole deal?" I asked. "Why are you hiding?"

"It's Vriska!" John exclaimed. "I broke up with her a few weeks ago, but she won't leave me alone!"

"Heh. Ex-girlfriends, I know how it is," I answered, chuckling a bit as I thought back to my ex-girlfriend from highschool, Terezi. At first, she wouldn't let go, but once I had moved out of Texas and she had no way of contacting me, I was free.

It was silent for a few moments, so I decided to introduce myself.

"Well, you're John. It's nice to meet you, I guess. I'm Dave."

I held out my fist for a brofist, but the little derp turned it into a handshake instead.

"It's a pleasure, Dave!" he said to me, shaking my hand enthusiastically. When he finally let go, I wiped my hand off on my shirt.

"Yeah, what a pleasure," I said, with a hint of sarcasm in my voice. John was completely oblivious to it though, and just stood there grinning at me.

"So Dave," he started, using my name in a tone that sounded like he had known me for longer than five minutes, "Are we even allowed to be here? The door said 'STAFF ONLY' on it."

"Yeah, I work here as a DJ," I told him. "Which, speaking of, I should really get back to the booth," I said, pushing past him as I made my way to the door.

"But...but what about Vriska?" John asked frantically. "If I go home or out there, she'll find me for sure!"

I rolled my eyes and sighed as I dug through my pockets for my apartment key.

"You can crash at my place tonight," I told him. "But I've got a roommate there, Karkat. Just tell him i sent you and that I'll be there in a little while."

John nodded and took the key I was holding out to him. "Thanks, Dave!" he said as he read the address on the keychain.

I simply nodded and exited the room we were in, John right behind me. I headed over back to the DJ booth as John headed for the back doors.

I watched him go as I slipped my headphones on, falling into my usual trance as I began DJ'ing once again.

AN: So guys, tell me what you think about this fic! I'll be posting regular updates and all that, probably once a week but possibly more if all goes well. Also, check out the poll on my profile and vote! :D