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Chapter 1, The betraying

Percy P.O.V

Hi, I'm Percy Jackson, defeater of Ares, and almost - killer of Gaia. I did totally NOT get knocked unconsious, but everyone is all over my brother for his awesome skills, I mean, I'm awesome, right? Back to my story...

Flashback:

I was walking down to the beach to meet my girlfriend, I was so happy that Athena gave me her permission, with a bit of... persuading. Anywhoo, I was walking down to find my girlfriend, when I saw my idiot brother kissing a girl. I brewed up a wave to splash them, but it went back to the ocean. He went back to sucking face with his date. I looked at the girl closer and froze. I saw blonde hair, familiar grey eyes...

"Annabeth?"

"No dumbass, I'm Martha, from the Athena cabin."

"We're through!"

"Ummmm... What?"

"I'm sick of your lies!"

"Okay..."

I threw my sock at her and ran off. As I was running, i bumped into my Wise Girl.

"I'm dumping you." Her eyes widened and tears formed. Her lip quivered.

"W-w-why?"

"I cheated on you."

"WHAT?"

"Why do you think I was gone for three weeks?"

"You were on a quest to please Athena..."

"Yep, and I definately PLEASED her all right."

"That's disgusting. And messed up. AND you've scarred me for life."

"Yeah, well, I'm gona kill myself now."

"WHAT? WHY?"

"I dunno, I'm bored. And feel like it."

END FLASHBACK

And so here I am, plunging Riptide into my heart.

"Percy?"

"Yeah?"

"Why did you stab me?"

"Shit... Sorry Annabeth."

"Well... Fuck. I'm dead."

She slowly collapsed, the life draining from her beautiful grey eyes.

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

I raised Riptide and brought it down.

"Ow."

"Nico?"

"Yep..."

"Shit..."

"How am I tabbing you all?"

"Bro... You're holding the sword upside down."

"Ohh..."

I raised Riptide, the right way up this time, and thrust it into my heart. I slowy collapsed, the blood draining from my body, soaking the grass. Suddenly, fourteen flashes of light shone. The Olymians... have come for me.

"Well, I guess our torches work. Back to the big house!"

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