A/N: Hey everyone, this is obviously my first attempt to writing a fanfic, normally I prefer reading others, but I'm willing to give it a go. Anyway, If you're reading this I wanna thank you for even taking time to read my story, and hopefully you'll review to correct me on anything :)

Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own Young Justice :( otherwise this would totally happen!

Fridge Seducing.

It was nearly midnight. After staring at the ceiling for the last couple of hours, Wally realised he wasn't going to fall asleep. At all. Sighing, he stumbled his way into the hallway, scratching his bare chest as he made his way towards the kitchen.

Suddenly he paused in his tracks as he walked through one of the doors in The Cave, taking in the sight before him, as he whistled under his breath.

'Sweet baby Einstein. My eyes will never capture something more sexier than you, beautiful.' He thought as he sped over towards the object of his affection.

"Baby, I've missed you so, so much. Did you miss the Wall-man?" He crooned as he continued, "Don't worry baby, I haven't been out whoring, you know I only have eyes for you."

He paused as if someone was talking back, then continued rambling, "Oh come on babe, that thing for M'gann was a long time ago! I was young and too blind to see what was right infront of me!"

Wally sighed, "I can't take it anymore babe, this long distance relationship is killing me!" His voice trembling as he ran his fingers over the sides of the fridge.

"You know I love you, we've been together for the last year an a half, and well, I've decided to take the next step," taking in a deep breath, he bit his lip as he traced its handle, "I want you to move into my place, because I need you...and I just can't imagine life without you in it."

But before he could use any more of his charm to seduce the fridge into showing him the goods, he was rudely interrupted.

"Of all the crazy things I've seen you do, this has just made itself to the top of the list."

Wally turned around and saw who was stopping him from practicing his flirting, and midnight snacking.

Artemis.

"You know I'm pretty sure if that fridge could, it probably would have ran away so fast, even you wouldn't be able to catch up, Kid Idiot."

He sent her the meanest Bat-glare he could make.

Smirking, she un crossed her arms and sashayed towards him, slowly.

'Jesus. Why does that have to look so sexy? No, no! Think of Fridge, you love Fridge, Fridge is sexier!'

And that's when he realised what she was wearing. A yellow t-shirt, way too big for her that came down half way up her thighs. Nothing else. She stopped and leaned on the table.

'Ohmigawd. Her legs...go on for miles! No, bad Wally! Remember, Fridge is all nice and square, so much better then a stupid blonde...curvy, demonic thing!

He frowned, mentally bitch-slapping himself.

"Jealous much, Arty?" He teased, "Jealous of the fact that this baby," pointing to the fridge behind him, "Will satisfy any man more than you ever could?"

The archer glared, raising an eyebrow.

Then, a suggestive smile replaced the look.

'Oh shit.'

Artemis sauntered from the table until she was right in front of the speedster. She locked his gaze and Reached out an arm, trailing a finger down his bare chest agonisingly slow, stopping just above his V lines.

'Stay down little Wally, stay down dammit!'

Wally was silently choking, trying to relax his breathing.

Just when he thought it couldn't get worse, Artemis slid her hands up his shoulders and locked her arms around his neck, pressing their chests together.

Her cheek grazed his as she stood on her tiptoes and whispered in his ear, "Are you sure about that, Wally." Almost moaning his name.

Wally could feel his cheeks heating as they turned bright red. Thoughts couldn't even be formed, he was too busy thinking with his other head, and it wanted some very goo- bad things to happen right now.

Artemis felt a wave of satisfaction as she noticed the short breaths and low groans she could hear coming from her teammate, as he gripped her hips tight enough to leave bruises, she continued to torture him.

"Because I'm pretty sure that I could satisfy you in more ways then you think," her teeth finding his ear lobe and nibbled on it, as she moved her hands up his toned body to trace the patches of freckles over his shoulders.

"I can pleasure you to the point where you won't even remember your own name."

Dropping her head down she attacked his neck with open mouth kisses when she felt his hands slip down, pulling her closer, tracing patterns onto her bare thighs.

Wally's head flew backwards as he moaned, effectively giving her more of his neck to mark with dark purple bites.

"Artemis." He breathed, closing his eyes as she slid her hot tounge up the length of his neck. If she didn't stop soon, Wally knew he wouldn't be able to control himself from going all caveman on her and lock her in his room and have his way with her.

'Fuck the fridge, it was too much of a slut anyway, always showing the goods to the rest of his team mates when they opened her up.'

Suddenly he felt a rush of air, the warm body that was in his arms had disappeared. Frowning he Opened his eyes, scanning the room and found the blonde girl by the kitchen door, hand resting against it. She turned her head and locked eyes with him.

Smirking. Again.

"Its been fun Kid Flasher, but I'm tired and I'm just not all that sure if you can satisfy a woman like me." Her gaze travelled down stopping at the tent in his pants.

"Besides, I think you have some things to take care of, and I surely won't be helping out."

"Night Flashboy."

And just like that, she was gone.

Wally looked down, throwing his hands in the air.

'For fucks sake! How many cold showers am I gonna' have this week!'

E/N: So how was it? Good, bad? I'd love it if you'd let me know!

~Beautiful-Dark~

P.S ^You should totally read that book by Jocelyn Davies if you haven't already!