This is a Semi-Modern AU starring a teenage Ozai and Ursa. Also making an appearance Azulon, Ilah, Iroh, Lynn (Lin), Lu ten, Hu-zhan and Illiana.

Year-1989

Ozai sat up and looked around the room trying to figure out what happened last night. He looked down and saw a green pushup bra lying on the floor next to a pair of pink boy shorts. The bathroom door opened and a blond came walking out and the memories came flooding back to him.

"Ozai honey I hope you don't mind us having to leave." his mother said

"It's fine."

"Well happy seventeenth birthday baby boy."

"Mom I'm seventeen not seven."

"Iroh, Lynn , and Lu ten will be back tomorrow."

"Joy." Ozai mumbled under his breath

Ilah left out the door, soon after Azulon came up and grabbed Ozai

"If my whiskey is less than half full when I get back I'm busting your ass."

"What about the vodka?"

"It's Iroh's."

"He never drinks the stuff."

"Don't let your mother know."

"Wouldn't dream of it."

With that Azulon left.

Iroh was due back at to the house by twelve-thirty and it was twelve sharp. Ozai looked at the blond and said leave. She huffed got her things and left. Ozai had twenty minutes to clean up. When he got downstairs it was clean, Ozai was scared because that meant one of two things.

His parents decided to take the jet so they could come home early

Or

Iroh was home early.

Seeing as how the house was clean, he guessed that it was the latter. Not surprisingly Ozai was right, Iroh walked into the living room arms across his chest and his face red.

"Do you have any idea how many kids I had to wake up, or how much vomit cleaned up, or how I got to explain the naked woman in the bathroom?"

"I'd say seven kids, three piles of vomit, and you said when you're older." Ozai smirked

"It's was four piles smart-ass."

"Oh no, you covered my ass! How many times have I done that for you?"

"Not enough."

"What?"

"You're girlfriend is in the living room."

"Shit."

True to Iroh's word when Ozai walked into the living her saw Ursa Dao of Dao Corporations sitting on the loveseat with a tear-stained face.

"Ursa, are you alright?"

"What's her name?"

"Who?"

"The blond who spent the night, thats who!" screamed Ursa

"I don't know babe, all I know is that she was fully clothed sleeping on my floor when I woke up, and all I could think about was how much I missed you." Ozai offered a smile hoping she would buy the lie.

"Promise?"

"Of Course." another lie

"Lets go out for lunch."

-Ursa

Ozai hopped into my car and we sped off down the road to go get some Burger King.

"Ozai, how long do you see us together?"

"As long as you keep my sorry ass."

I smile, because thats just what I want to hear.

"Looks like you're staying for a while."

"Good."

I look at the ground and take a deep breath... I don't know how to tell him so it is best just to come out with it...

"Ozai"

"Yes?"

"I'm..."

"You're what?"

"Uhm..."

"Hungry? 'Cause we are at the drive though."

"I'm pregnant."

"Congratulations ma'am would you like some fries with that?"

"We will take two large fries and two milkshakes, chocolate ones." Ozai said

"Really Ozai?"

"What you wanted vanilla?"

"You don't care that i'm pregnant?"

Ozai looked at me like I was stupid

"Since when are you pregnant? Who's the father? I'm going to kick his ass!"

"Ozai I told your five minutes ago, you are the father nimrod so have fun kicking your own ass moron."

Ozai smiled at me with the silliest smile ever

"Ursa, the baby doesn't want you to have a milkshake, so you should give me yours."

"Oh really how did you know?"

"My fatass senses are tingling."

He reached out and began to tickle me and of course the girl working drive though come and says

"Sorry were all out of huggies might want to try again some other time"

we took our food and drove off back to Ozai's house.

-In the next chapter Azulon and Ilah find out... please review :)