Author Notes:

Sooo, I snuck away from work a little early today. I was looking something up in an online dictionary, and saw a little button that said random word. I started clicking on them, and I had a stupid idea. What follows are little snippets based on different random words. Some are short, some are long, some are stupid fluff, and some you'll hate me for. XD

As always, lots of Rei/Minako love going on, so if that's not your thing, you are in the *wrong* place my dear.

Enjoy!

Quibble

"I don't know how you can watch this crap." Rei grumbled, propping her chin in her hand and eyeing the TV disdainfully.

"I know, right?" Minako breathed, riveted to the picture. "American television is so trashy."

"And they call this reality TV?"

The blonde mumbled something in the affirmative and popped more candy into her mouth.

"You're going to rot your brain." The dark haired woman sighed. "And your teeth."

This seemed to get Minako's attention, and she cast a sideways glance across the couch. "Would you still love me if I didn't have any teeth?"

Rei snorted. "Are you serious?"

"Very." The blonde replied, eyes and tone indicating that she was in fact, extremely serious. She leaned towards her girlfriend, snacks and television forgotten. "What if all my teeth fell out in some horrific chain of candy related events, and all I could do was smile and drool on you?"

Rei paused, brows creasing together in thought for a moment. "Huh. Don't you kind of do that now?"

Cerulean eyes narrowed dangerously.

"What?" Rei laughed. "It means I still love you, right? So what's the problem?"

Wrong answer. The first attack was swift, and the fire soldier never saw the pillow coming as it was hurled across the sofa and connected with her face. She laughed, distracted, and the blonde pounced, nimble fingers quickly finding the most ticklish of spots. Rei pleaded for mercy, laughing hysterically until her sides ached and her eyes watered, and she was pretty sure it wasn't going to let up anytime soon.