Chapter 3

A/N yeh its us again woooop woooop STOP FLAMING PLZ SWE PUT SO MUCH EFFAT IN YEH

Dumblydorem was eat snikers and wiggled his beard in my face beofr walking like a crab out of da door leavin me alone in da club

In wakled harry potter and he came

Hello he grinned quietly

Hey why you here harry

Close it for the day we hav lesons now i hav arithmacnry come wif me

Okay we can opn it at nite agan

i wil come weatch the show, who r your new dncers

Dumblydorem draco and hegrid they r very nic to watch it will be fun

Iv seen hegrid befor dancing he is real gd

We both wiggled out da door and turniied off da lights into da v big hall

Lots of peeps were gooobling food and pumkin juce as dey swapped hats and cloaks it looked likey it vas lunchingtons

I walked over to te slythrin table and on ma way saw ron he winkd at me and i remebrd his pole audition it was horrible he is a bd dancr and didnt respct the ancent art ofpole dancign

Anways back ta the food ! my tummy was talking to me and i had to tell him to be quiet i jiggled over towards the proffers table at da front. On da way i grabbed a meaty pasty from a fourth year. I bit inta it it was a little coold but i didn't mind i crab wiggled up to Dumblydorem and he got his beard and prete4nded it was a mouse and wiggled it on ma nose

Hello student tamzin whats up bruv he yelled shaking hiz glasses in the air before climbing up onto da table dragging mcgonagal wif him and going down a bit like a crab and doing lasso in da air

Shouting oooohhhhh sexy lady

He was indeed attemptin gandalf style

I wacked him down and dipped his beard inta some pumpykin juce

Don't ebvery do dat again old leathery mouse

I spat in his beered befor runnin towards my frend blaise Zabini he is my bst frend and gav me money to start my danc club he was holdin onto his gf luna luvgd nd she was sillyly stroking his hed like the freek she was i smirked at her befor turnin to blaise

What lesson hav we got now i askded

Tranfig he replied he let go of his gf and dragged me to the leson wher mcgoogle was waitin she scolwed and threw us intp our seats

I was put nex to Hermione granny and ron he smild sugestivly at me

Can i be a dancr at your club he asked

No for the lst time you r to unflexibl to wrk a my club draco is flexibl i liker your haaitr thop i smiled at him whil ruffling his hair wif my nose nicely smellin his grape fragranc witch was nice

Can i word at ur club assed Hermione

Yes you and your bf can do a double act i replied thinkin of her and her new bf draco Malfoy that hot lump of pasty meat wif extra salad on the side wif a lot of (un)dressing and a gold fork wif diamond cootin and tomato i would haply eat him but he was wif hermyione and i am wif snape

Just then he came nicely

Hey babe snape sniggered kissin her forehead

Heya baby i hav a detention wif ron tonight sorry i cant go to your club to watch ur new dancers perform i will come tomorrowe for you

Kay babe bye lov ya

I lov you too he replied befor kssing my lips nicely