Me: Ello! This is my first Soul Eater fanfic and I really fell in love with literally all the characters! I realized it hard to decide which one to ship so… HAREM ALERT!

Kid: Harem? As in harem, more than one person in love with the same person?

Me: *Nods* That's right…

Kid: That's asymmetrical!

Me: So what?

Kid: Make it symmetrical!

Me: Make me!

*Starts to chase after me*

The Soul Eater cast: Thank Death that she does not own Soul Eater!

Me: Thanks for the disclaimer- I've always wanted to do that!

There was once a time when they were just friends. No more, no less. Until, they misunderstood his words for friendship. When they heard it, they thought it was a secret message, telling them to go farer. They decided to make the risky move. It would ruin their friendship but they thought they finally found their true love.

"Don't you dare touch my friends, you asymmetrical bastard! If you even lay as much as a finger on them, I'll kill you! Revive you and kill you again!" Kid screamed as he ran to cover his friends from the impact. "And I'll do it for a total of eight times!"

"K-Kid!" Maka tried to hold a hand up to grab him. W-what the hell is he trying to do?!

"Are you trying to get yourself killed?" Liz jumped up to hold him almost immediately tears started to roll down her cheeks. Damn, that idiot. He couldn't leave out the eight part! Soul gritted his teeth. In the end, I couldn't protect them even though I'm a death sythce.

"Damn it, Kid! Trying to act tough!" Black Star yelled as he fainted. Tsubaki held him. "Black*Star!" A flash of light blinded them. K-Kid, I just realized how much I care for you… it's unhealthy. Maka smiled even though it might have been the last of all of them. She regretted not being able to hold him for the last time. At the last moment, there was a sound of screaming and none of them belonged to DWMA kids. It was their sensei, however, they were already too late.

KID POV

The memory replayed in his mind. I-I'm alive? Yes, I am still breathing but… how? Kid opened his eyes to see his friends looking down at him. "Kiddo!" Patty hugged him. That's right. I'm a shimigami… no wonder. But a human wouldn't have. Kid looked up at his friends with a confused look.

"I am alive, right?" Kid questioned fearing the worst. Maka smiled, "Yup! How are you feeling?" Kid smiled at her reply, "I should be asking you that."

"We're fine- thanks to you!" Black*Star folded his arms angerly, "I was supposed to be the hero! The one that surpasses god!" Soul smirked. Suddenly, Liz yawned. She slept in the chair next to Kid's bed. "K-Kid! You're ok!" Liz hugged him.

"That's right." Kid smiled. He noticed her reddish cheeks were puffy and her eyes watery. Has she been crying? "Ow!" Kid replied when he felt a sharp pain on his arm. He looked down on his arm, it was in a cast.

"Oh, your arm was broken from the impact." Maka smiled. He made a face, "…It's asymmetrical." They all sighed. "Even when you're injured, symmetry comes first."

"Want me to break it for you?" Black*Star replied still mad. "…Yes…" The rest of the afternoon was spent prying Black*Star off of Kid. "Please! I'm asymmetrical garbage! I want to hide from the world." Kid pulled the blanket over his head.

Soul sighed, "If you want to be symmetrical, why don't you dye the over half of your-"

"He already tried that." Liz replied. "Kid, I'm sorry about Black*Star…" Tsubaki peeked through the creak of the door. Kid just nodded, "That's fine… I gave him the permission to after all." She blushed. Wait! Did she just- no- she's in love with Black*Star… right?

"Well, we better let you rest, don't you think?" Maka smiled as the door closed behind them.

MAKA POV

"Maka!" Liz called after her. She turned to face her. "Thanks." Liz replied looking at the ground. "For what?"

"For saying that the impact broke his arm, although I wasn't even close to the truth…" Liz blushed. "W-what do you mean? The impact didn't break his arm?" Maka said concerned.

Liz laughed nervously, "Actually, I broke it. At the last moment, I grabbed Kid and hugged him as hard as I could since I never really thanked him for taking care of me and Patty." Maka was stunned but quickly hid it with a smile. "Your w-welcome, Liz!" She glared as she turned around. So, it looks like I have some completion against Liz… I wonder who else in this?

LIZ POV

Damn it! I bet anyone is drooling over Kid right now… since he saved us all! Liz gritted her teeth and clutched her fist. She felt a hand on her shoulder. "Liz, are you okay?"

"K-kid?" Liz looked at him alarmed. "You're not supposed to come out yet!" Kid smiled, "Thanks for the concern. But it's not needed. I'm a shimigami. No worries." Liz smiled. That's my sexy shimigami! "So why don't we have that party that you wanted so badly?" Liz's eyes lit up.

"But you're still hurt." Liz frowned realizing how disappointing it was. "I don't mind. As long as the mansion stays symmetrical, I'll be fine." Kid replied.

PATTY POV

"Party! Party! We're gonna have a party!" Liz looked at me. "Will you stop that already?" She stared at her, "No." She frowned, "I hope Maka doesn't mind but… Lizzz CHOP!" She implanted her hand on my head as Patty curled up in a ball, rocking herself.

KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

"Kid, we get it!" Soul screamed through the door. "It's Liz. And for the honor for our one and only shimigami friend, I'll knock on the door a total of eight times!"

KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

The door swung open but Liz didn't want to give in.

KNOCK! Right on Soul's head. He glared, "What do you want, Liz?"

SOUL POV

She really wanted to honor the death god. Well, it's been proven 'cause she just knocked on my head for the eighth time. "What is it, Liz?" Patty shot up, "You're invited to a party at the Gallows Mansion!" "Why?" Soul replied coldly. What this? My heart is beating faster. But why?

"Because Kid said that we could! Yay!" Patty jumped up. My heart is beating even faster at the mention of Kid. But why? A-am I in love with h-him?! Soul nearly stumbled. Since when was I gay?! He quickly recovered and said, "That's not cool at all but sure. We'll go. Me and Maka that is." Patty turned side to side, "Where's Liz?" He shrugged and shut the door.

"Soul, was that Patty?" Soul nodded, "Yup." "What did she need?" Maka laid her book down. "She was inviting us to the Gallows Mansion. There's going to be a party probably for Kid's recovery." He replied calmly.

MAKA POV

Yes! She wanted to jump up but decided that is wasn't necessary. "Isn't it a bit too early for Kid to be fully recovered?" Soul shrugged, "You're the bookworm." A vein popped out of my head, "Makkaaa CHOP!" She implanted a book in Soul's head.

BLACK*STAR POV

"Tsubaki! Kid is at the door!" Black*Star screamed while doing his extreme exercises. The knocking on the door continued. "Tsubaki, if I open up the door, I might break his other arm with my godly strength!" Black*Star gave up and walked over to the door. "What, death god?!" Black*Star screamed. He turned to look at the doormat. "Huh?"

He picked it up. "Oi, Black*Star! It's Liz and Patty. We're having a party at the Gallows Mansion and we didn't stay to tell you in person because we figured that you might punch us thinking that it was Kid. From the Thompson sistahs!" Black*Star ran into the bathroom. "Tsubaki! We're going to Kid's place!" He screamed as Tsubaki glared at him. Shit! I walked in on Tsubaki! Almost like a reflex, Tsubaki kicked him out. "Oi, Tsubaki! That hurt!" Black*Star rubbed his head. Why am I so thrilled to see the death god anyway?

TSUBAKI POV

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! Black*Star just walked in on me! But the thought disappeared almost instantly. So we're going to see Kid. I wonder if he's alright. And so quickly too! Tsubaki stared at herself in the mirror. Wait! Am I blushing? Wait, why?!

PATTI POV

Patty giggled by herself. She was in her room playing with her giraffe. "What that, Mr. Giraffe?" She leaned in to 'listen' to it. "Everyone is in love? With who?!" Patty replied. She gasped, "With Kid?!" She laughed, "Thanks for the info, Mr. Giraffe! Maybe we should have some fun with this… After all, Patty knows everything!" She laughed an evil laugh.

KID POV

He could hear her laughing- and they're in a mansion! "Patty, stop that!" Kid screamed and the laughing instantly died down. What has gone into her?

Me: End of chapter one!

Kid: Make it symmetrical!

Me: No.

*Liz and Patty turned to guns*

Me: Crap!

*Starts to run again*