So since I wrote Discord being "Neighponese" in my last fic, I'd figure I'd have a little fun by having Discord sing his own rendition of "I've Got a Little List" from Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Mikado". Sing along if you like.

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,

I've got a little list-I've got a little list

Of society offenders who might well be underground,

And who never would be missed-who never would be missed!

There's the soccer mom who complain of offensive characters

And the censors whom correcting cause more of a stir

All foals who with no dimension, only to be brats

All ponies who in eating snacks, prefer to eat like

_that_

And all third ponies who on spoiling episodes insist

They'd none of 'em be missed-they'd none of 'em be missed!

Chorus

He's got 'em on the list-he's got 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed-they'll none of

'em be missed.

There's the hater-troll on the blogs, and the others of his race,

And the horse theologist-I've got him on the list!

And the pony who does organize and charm you with her "grace",

They never would be missed-they never would be missed!

Then the idiot who disses, with enthusiastic tone,

All the pony shows but this, and every fanfic but his own;

And apologetic PRs of a compromising kind,

Such as "Derpy Hooves? Who's that. Never Happened; Never-mind."

And that singular monotony, the Sue protagonist

I don't think she'd be missed-I'm sure she'd not he missed!

Chorus

He's got her on the list-he's got her on the list;

And I don't think she'll be missed-I'm sure

she'll not be missed!

And the pandering to Bronies, which just now is rather rife,

Derpy Hooves' optometrist-I've got him on the list!

All writer who write characters without any depth or life

They'd none of 'em be missed-they'd none of 'em be missed.

And the princess from the citadel, who turns ponies into rock.

Who sends her sister to the moon, then prances in her socks.

And 'St-'st-'st-and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who

The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.

But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,

For they'd none of 'em be missed-they'd none of 'em be

missed!

Chorus

You may put 'em on the list-you may put 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed-they'll none of

'em be missed!

So yeah, please R&R. This was really hard for me to do.