A/N: Alright. The moment we've all been waiting for. (At least I hope you've been waiting for it!) The reinstallment of 'Facebook'! -crowd goes wild- Haha! So, if you read the first chapter of my new story 'Road Trip', you would know that I wasn't able to post this up earlier because the original papers were thrown away and I hadn't saved any of the chapters. Anyway, if you have anyone to thank, thank thyzephyr! Go PM them and bug them and stalk them or whatever for saving this story! I can't thank you enough! Now, without further ado...
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Chapter One: And, so, it Begins
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Just a picture. It was just one picture. Yet, that one picture was driving him crazy and would soon enough ruin his life.
Recently, Rukia had gotten a Facebook. So, of course, she was now spending all of her time taking pictures for the entire Facebook world to see. Take yesterday for instance; all you heard that day was the snapping of a camera.
Flashback
Snap!
Snap!
Snap!
Ichigo blankly stared at his ceiling as he laid on his bed, his fingers crossed behind his head. "Ayo, midget! Don'tcha think that camera's tired of seein' your face?" He called out. "I'm thinkin' that thing's gonna pop in 5, 4, 3, 2-"
"Hey, asshole!" She yelled out to him from his bathroom. "Don'tcha think it's time for you to shut the fuck up?" He smirked and sat up to lean back on his bed post. He just loved getting her all riled up.
"Hey." Rukia said, now standing in front of his bed with the camera in front of her eye. "Wanna take some with me?" She pretended to hit the flash button and made the flash sound with her teeth.
"Hell, no. Not after the way you just rudely cursed at me." He retorted with a mock pout, of which Rukia took a picture.
She looked at the picture and scoffed. "What, is there a polite way of cursing at someone? Besides, I've already got a picture of you pouting; you might as well take more with me."
Ichigo opened his mouth to say something, but closed it. "You're not gonna post that up, are you?" Once he saw the smirk forming on her face, he sighed and shut his eyes as he rested the back of his head on the wall. "No."
"Oh, you're gonna take a picture with me."
"No."
"Yeah, you are."
"No, I'm not."
"Yeah." He suddenly heard in front of his face. He opened his eyes and found Rukia's large, purple ones staring back at his. She smirked, a complete opposite to his surprised gaze, a pose that was oh-so-coincidentally perfect for a Facebook picture.
She positioned the camera to their sides and her smirk grew. "You are."
Snap!
End of Flashback
Ichigo's arm circled around Rukia's neck as he winked to the camera with a smirkish grin while Rukia planted a firm kiss on his cheek. She blew air into the cheek facing the camera, giving it a puffed-up look as they both formed large "L"'s with their fingers, each "L" on their own side of the screen.
Somehow, that picture emerged throughout all their bickering over who got to take the pictures. Although, he had to admit, it was a good picture. He scrolled down to read the comments and check the likes.
33 fucking likes and 52 shitty comments. This is what Facebook users liked? He scrolled back up to the picture and shrugged.
He respected that.
Aw, Rukia.! He's a cutie.! =)
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W00T! W00T! Iz it hot in herre or iz it juss U 2? XD
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MeH tHiNkZ iTz U gUyZ! ^^^^^^
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
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The rest of the comments were similar to those except for one that had to do with some guy named Bob.
Who the hell was Bob?
He scrolled back up to view the picture one last time and smirked. I wonder if I could get her to take pictures with me instead of the other way around...
"Oh, Rukia..." He sang to himself mischievously as he searched for that infamous camera.
Maybe, Facebook wasn't that bad.
A/N: Once again, GO THANK THYZEPHYR! And, please, go check out my other new story 'Road Trip'!