NOTES: Wow, I actually got reviews! (I can't believe it either.) So I decided that I HAD to continue this.
I also linked this on my Tumblr (poiuytofravenclaw by the way,) so, yeah, that's me too.

For the person who was asking: Step 4 is probably to get them to go somewhere together, voluntarily, alone. I might do a different, unrelated-to-this-oneshot oneshot to do with that. ;)

DISCLAIMER: Once again, I don't own P&P or LBD.

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"Darcy."

"Darcy" was Lizzie's preferred teasing name for her poor boyfriend. It was what she'd call him when she was impersonating her crazed mother, or (and far more common) flirting.

Neither of them was exactly sure when the name "Darcy" came to have that association, but, through some sort of mutual understanding, it was not used anywhere else by them. She refrained from calling him "Darcy" while at work, even though he had told her many times that it was alright.

No, they liked to keep their nicknames to themselves.

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"Darcy!" She called from the kitchen, mimicking her Mother's strong Southern accent. William got up from where he had been previously relaxing, and wandered into the kitchen to her.

"What is it this time?" He asked exasperatedly.

Lizzie, ever the actress, stayed in character and tutted at him. "Now, Mr. Darcy, don't pretend you don't know!" She took a deep breath and waggled her finger at him as he struggled to keep a straight face. He opened his mouth to speak, but "Mrs. Bennet" spoke again, cutting him off.

"Bing and Jane!" She gushed, fanning herself with her hand. "They've been married for four weeks now and I still haven't heard any talk of grandbabies yet!"

"Lizzie" William began, amused at both her antics and how uncannily like her mother she was. "I mean, um, Mrs. Bennet."

"Yeeeesss?" She asked, drawling out the word.

"Don't you think you may be...? Over-reacting a little bit?"

"Me? Over-reacting?" She asked loudly, her eyes bearing the mirth she always had when introduced to a challenge. "When have I ever been known to over-react?"

"I- Well- Oh, Lizzie." William said, and wrapped his arms around her waist.

"Mr. Darcy!" She cried. "How dare you. I have a husband, and three beautiful young daughters. I mean, I would throw them at you, but-" her voice lowered to a stage whisper, "I think my young Lizzie may like you."

At this point, Lizzie wrapped her arms around her boyfriend's neck, and he grinned down at her.

"You're so melodramatic, Lizzie." He murmured.

"You need some drama in your life, Darcy." She sighed.

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William fidgeted nervously. It was his third ever proper date with Lizzie Bennet, and, though he was sure it would go well, she had just recently created a new rule in their relationship.

"No business on our dates, William," She said, glaring at him.

"But- But what if it's very important?" He asked, and she shook her head no.

"The only exception is if someone's dying, William." She replied seriously, staring at him. "I mean it."

And so he had relented. But now, he seemed to be stuck in this state of constant worry that something terrible was going to happen at Pemberley Digital that night.

Lizzie seemed to have noticed, and she sighed exasperatedly.

"Willi-am" She said in her 'warning voice'. William had, unfortunately, heard that tone quite a lot.

"But Lizzie-"

"No. William, surely you can last one night?"

"But-but..." He struggled to think of something that would help her understand. "Gigi is in charge! You know what she's like- She'll be off talking with Fitz or throwing random office parties. I dread to think what could have happened in my absence and-"

"Ughhhh." Lizzie groaned, pouting slightly. "You never take time off work, Darcy. It's all you ever do. Even when you're with me."

"I- Well, I try to." He replied, huffing. "I'm not that used to having a social life, after all. I only recently got the upgrade."

She groaned again, and covered her face with her hands. "Why do you always bring up the videos? You know I don't think that way anymore."

"Mhm." He shrugged, but then reached for her hand across the table. "I'm sorry, Lizzie." He said, and she smiled.

"Oh, fine." She cried, mock-glaring at him. "You've won me over. One business text to Gigi, but that's it, Darcy."

He grinned, and done as she had said. Lizzie watched him, and after he was done asked casually, "So, how many offices has she burned down?"

He laughed, and said, "Only a few. She's working on yours at present."

"And I take it she's already done yours, Darcy?"

"No. She wouldn't dare."

"Uh-huh." She replied and they both laughed.

"Oh, Darcy." She muttered.

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So, I started this before episode 83 came out, and I'm only finishing it now. I apologise for the late update, but I don't really have a set schedule for uploading at the moment.

I also apologise for how badly-written it is. I haven't really written anything other than essays recently, and so to improve my writing skills I'm kind of forcing myself to write this. But yeah. Hopefully I'll get better and out of my writing-block soon.

Don't forget to review! :)