Vega shook his head in dismay. Trying to figure out how Javik had lost his marbles. He had been on edge the lase couple of days, though everyone thought it was just usual Prothean crankiness.

"Jav what the hell do you mean?"

:: I believe Javik is asking why the crew frequently engage in sexual activities:: Chipped in EDI over the intercom, Vega's eyes went wide, he knew some people on the ship were relieving stress but not that much to drive Javik insane. Certain crew members shuffled in their seats, no prize for guessing why. In fact the Major Commander now have a blush at the back of his neck.

"The AI is right. Are you attempting to disgust the reapers so much that they'd rather self-destruct?" The Prothean was now waving his hands all over the place. "Everywhere I go on this ship, every square inch of space is tainted by you primitives, even the lift is so tainted, I need to decontaminate myself by just stepping inside! Well, ANSWEAR ME!" Everyone jumped at Javik's raised voice.

"Javik. Are you sure you're not over reacting…" Tried to ask Kaidan, slowly standing up.

"Do not come any closer to me ape! You did not even have the decency to wash his pheromones off yourself! You are lucky I do not shoot you on the spot for fornicating with the pilot!" Javik screamed, pointing at Steve. Kaidan went quite red and he exchanged looks with his lover, then sat down like a child that had just been told off. Vega noted some of the ladies now looked quite shocked and very disappointed. Liara risked standing up.

"Is this why you ran out of my office earlier today?"

"Yes Asari. This is the one time I hate my superior ability of sensing memory imprints." One of the marines finally caught onto what was wrong.

"Oh dear lord… do not tell me you get visions of us knocking boots…" Moaned the human.

"Yes I do get visions of you primitives copulating! It is enough to drive a perfectly normal person insane!" The last sentence had every syllable sounded out by a punch to the wall. Javik paused for breath, fists clenched and biotics swirling around them. Everyone wisely began moving away from the possibly deranged Prothean. "It is bad enough I have to cope with a Krogan's seed everywhere in my home! But when you Primitives insist on mating everywhere, even with a bloody VARREN. And worse of all the synthetic is fraternis…"

::That is none of your business:: Came EDI's voice over the intercom a little too abruptly. In the background there was a groan and muttered cursing along the lines of 'Dammit EDI, now everyone knows!'.

"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! It is time for you child races to follow the Prothean laws and suffer Prothean punishments! Now where is the nearest airlock." Javik began to advance on the now huddled group of terrified crew, all four eyes with an evil glint in them. Vega would have laughed at the sight of Esteban and the Major clinging to each like two girls, if he wasn't in the group, clinging to Traynor. He was pretty sure Javik would not discriminate in his frenzy. The hand reached out for the nearest person, Donnelly who had bravely and stupidly put himself in front of Daniels and was wielding a ... was that an egg whisk? Well, he thought to himself, at least he got to die clinging to a beautiful woman. Even if said woman was not interested in him.

Suddenly Javik fell to the floor a dart sticking out of his neck. In relief Donnelly fainted along with some of the female crew. Near the door to the med bay, Kate Shepard stood holding a blow dart, shaking her head. She stepped over to Javik then looked at her crew.

"I didn't think you were Bisexual, Kaidan." She commented, not a note of concern in her voice about the fainted crewmembers, yet an note of amusement.

Yeah, this Shepard is amused by Javik nearly going Renegade and finding out Alenko butters both sides of the toast. As for the Varren thing, Mordin does mention in ME2 Scale itch somehow got on board, yet it is only native to Varren and is transmitted sexually, so be honest who immediately looked at Kelly after that?