"Right!" Penny said, "Who wants a beer?"

Penny Bernadette and Amy had just walked into Pennys apartment. They were depressed. They had been in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment with their boyfriends and husband and Raj but they got bored.

"I do" Bernadette said, " I need somehing to get rid of that image of the guys playing Band Hero, although Howard does make a sexy Freddie Mercury."

"Uhm yeah, if you think so" Penny replied uncertainly, "Amy you want one?"

"Yes thank you" Amy replied, then she sighed.

"Amy, what's wrong?" Penny asked.

"Oh Penny, why can't I be as perfectly beautiful as you?" Amy said woefully. "Maybe then Sheldon might like me better"

Penny caught Amy's eyes and gestured at Bernadette.

"Oh right" Amy cleared he throat, "Oh Penny, why can't I be as perfectly beautiful as you? Or even as satisfactory as Bernadette?"

Bernadette glared and Penny sighed, "Well that came out of nowhere, what's wrong Amy? You are - You are beautiful. Sheldon likes you the way you are."

"Not enough though, the most romantic thing he ever said to me was a quote from a spiderman movie.."

"I have an idea!" Bernadette piped up. "Next time we're going on a girls night out, me and Penny are going to give you a makeover! It'll be so much fun, we can get you a new wardrobe and we can do your hair and makeup, you can wear a dress that isn't completely figureless. And then we'll do the fashion show thing in the guys apartment before we leave, show 'em what they're missing."

"You know what Bernadette?", Penny said, " That's a really good idea, whatcha say Amy?"

"I don't know, I meant that I wish I was always pretty, Sheldon doesn't like change..."

"Oh come on Amy, pleasseeee"

"All right, all right, do your best."

"Whoooo, shoe shopping!" Penny yelled, "Lets go!"

"You know we're buying stuff for Amy, right Penny?" Bernadette said.

"Yeah I know, but I got my pay check yesterday, and I saw the cutest shoes ever in the mall yesterday-"

Bernadette cut her off, "Have you bought food yet?"

"Well, no"

"How much are these shoes?"

"They are, well they're, they're pretty expensive, can I borrow some money?"

"Lets just go, we'll stop at the supermarket on the way back"

"Whoooo, alcohol shopping!"

"Don't get me started missy" Bernadette scolded, "Amy,we should probably just go before she gets any more ideas" she added.

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