This is a weird idea that I came up with and it's my first fanfiction so be nice when you are reviewing ok! (everyone except cobbled-together-envy I know you will criticize me!) anyway ONTO THE STORY! ^.^

It was a Thursday afternoon and I asked if my friend, Elena, wanted to come over to my house to watch anime. She said yes so we decided to watch Black Butler. I thought it was a bad idea since she's in LOVE with Ciel, but I shrugged it off. After a few episodes, I regretted what I said, it WAS a bad idea. Every time Ciel showed up Elena would go in fangirl mode and stare at the screen with lovey-dovey eyes, which I thought was impossible for a girl like her. Whenever he would talk, I would say "Hey want something to eat?" or anything to make her not listen to Ciel's voice because she doesn't watch Kuroshitsuji that often. "BE QUIET!" She would scream in my face. "Fine." I said. Of course that was AFTER she hit me to a bloody pulp.

-Later-

"I hate you Elena, now when I go to school tomorrow everyone is going to ask what happened!" I said as I rubbed my wounds. "If they ask, tell them to go die in a hole." She stated calmly. "NO! I'm not like you, I won't tell them to die in a hole!" "Then I'll do it." I stared at her dumb-founded for at least a minute. Then she finally looked at me. "What?" she asked. "NO! They don't deserve to die in a hole!"

After she left, I avoided my mom so she wouldn't see the bruises. "Mom, I'm going to sleep early, ok?" "Ok, good night" "Night" 'Adults fall for anything' I thought as I walked up stairs. 'I mean it's only 7:35, do they really expect me to fall asleep?!'

I changed into my pajamas after I took a shower. Then I turned on my kindle and started to watch Fullmetal Alchemist, my favorite anime. By the time I was done watching a few shows, it was almost 10. 'OMG, is it really that late?!' I thought as I started to type an email to my friends. "Do you guys want to come to my house tomorrow after school, we can watch anime and shows, and yes, Morgan, I will have pizza. Anyway email me if you're coming and bring a sleeping bag!" Send. 'There, now to get some sleep.' I commented 2 seconds before I fell asleep and began dreaming about Fullmetal Alchemist.

The next day passed by quickly and all my friends said they would come, but Elena said that she would come over early, "for the potatoes", whatever that means. 'There won't be any food until everyone arrives, but she doesn't know that…..sucks for her! ^.^...wait she might kill me if I don't have any, dang it' I thought as I told my mom that there was a sleepover and to buy a potato at the store.

-At the sleepover-

When they all arrived, we started to play games, watch anime and play the best game ever invented, Truth or Dare. My friend, Alice, did truth to Elena,"So Elena", she started, "If you were locked in a closet with Ciel for 5 minutes, what would you do?" She finished and all eyes where on Elena. I mean that girl is too OBSESSED with Ciel Phantomhive for her own good. "Um..I would..um" 'Ugh why wouldn't she finish?!' After a long minute I said, "HURRY UP AND ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION!" 'Oops, I snapped' She started to pout. "No Elena I just snapped, I'm sorry!" "You should be..." "OH SHUT IT!" "FINE, if I was in a closet with Ciel I would probably ask him questions then annoy him to death." she finished. 'Wow, I snapped for nothing.'

After that Elena asked what Rukia would do if she was locked in a closet with Death the Kid, her favorite character from Soul Eater, one of her favorite anime's. "I would torture him by mentioning asymmetrical things." She said as she crossed her arms. We all sat dumbfounded at her response, but quickly got over it.

When it was my turn, I dared Elena to kiss Alois. So I went to Google and typed in Alois Trancy. Even though it was a just picture, Elena was still freaking out. "NO! I WON'T DO IT!" She screamed at us as my friends tried to hold her down. "Elena, it's just a kiss on the cheek, gosh." I stated calmly. "NOOO! I WON'T KISS THAT FREAK!"

After she FINALLY kissed Alois, we started to watch Fullmetal Alchemist. "Hey, can we watch Hetalia now!?" Alice said harshly. "Ok." One thing you must never do, take Alice away from any anime but mostly Hetalia.

When Hetalia was done we decided to go to sleep. I bet I could guess what everyone was dreaming about; Alice is dreaming about Hetalia, Morgan about pizza, Elena about Ciel...ahem..I mean Black Butler, and Rukia was dreaming about Soul Eater. Me? I'm dreaming about Fullmetal Alchemist.

There's no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary, you can't gain anything without losing something first.

Although, if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find you have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.

As the memory of the last episode slipped through my mind, I felt something pulling me. 'They're probably playing a prank on me, and if they are playing a prank on me, I swear to Truth that I will make them pay!' "Hey, you know it's not right to swear, especially to someone right in front of you." Someone told me. 'Hey that's sounds like Truth!?' "Have a nice trip!" Then I heard his terrible laughter. 'How the heck is Truth talking to me?!', and with that, I feel asleep again.

When I woke up, I was fully zipped in my sleeping bag. I unzipped it and got out. 'Where am I? This isn't my house!' I thought as I stood up and found myself in an alley.

As I looked around, I saw a streetlight at the closest end. I started to walk toward it. When I reached the light, I saw many drunk and, possibly, homeless people. 'I do NOT want to be here!' I screamed to myself.

I saw these men that looked like they weren't drunk/homeless so I walked up to them and asked where I was. All they did was stare at me then began to whisper to themselves. I caught some words like "Greed" and "she'll be a nice surprise". When I heard the last one, I panicked. 'What do they want with me? I'm not some toy!' I thought as I slowly backed away. "Don't worry" one of them said as they all turned around, "We'll take good care of you."

I turned to run but felt a gag be put in my mouth. They were holding me so I couldn't escape. After that they put a sack on my head and tied my hands with rope. 'What did I get myself into?' Was the last thought I had before they dragged me into a bar.

As we walked down the stairs, into the bar, the men dragged me to the bartender and asked where Greed was because they have a new 'surprise'. 'WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING GREED? WHO THE FUDGE IS HE?!' I thought to myself as the bartender replied, "In the back, where he usually is."

We walked into the back and I heard a door close, so I guess I was trapped. Then I heard a man that sounded a lot like Dolcetto say, "Greed doesn't want her. Just take her away." When the men started to argue, I heard a man yelling to stop. "STOP ARGUING! I'll take her. Now leave!"

When they left, the gag and sack finally got token off. I was standing in front of Martel, Dolcetto, Roa, Bido, and all of the other chimeras. In the middle of them all, I saw Greed standing there, crossing his arms. 'OMG! WHAT THE HECK! WHY IS GREED HERE, HE'S A FICTION CHARACTER! F.I.C.T.I.O.N! Oh I get it, someone is playing a trick on me.' I thought as I stared at them. Greed started to walk towards me. 'Okay, not a trick.' I thought as he asked for my name. That's when I slowly fell to the floor, fainting.

Before I could hit the floor though, someone caught me. "Bring in the couch so she can rest." Greed said. 'Why is he doing this? I mean he IS Greed after all.' I thought as I was placed on the couch. 'I wanna go home. This is a really weird dream.' I thought as I slowly fell asleep.

OHHH A CLIFFY! HEHEHE sorry but I hope you liked it! Ok so that was chapter 1, YAY! I will put up personalities of my OCs later (probably chapter 2) but for now, please review and be nice please! ^.^ anyway BYE! And I don't own FMA only my own OCs!