Romance Of The Three Kingdoms The Re Up

Chapter 1

Okay everybody, as I told you before I am redoing this story. I plan to make this way more authentic than the first one.

If you guys forgot or don't know yet, let me tell you the basic information about this story.

1. Everybody is alive from the beginning and they do not get old and wrinkly.

2. Some people may not die like they did historically.

3. The Ruler who unites the land may turn out differently.

4. Everybody has their Dynasty Warriors 9 appearance except for Zhao Yun, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Sun Jian, Meng Huo and Diao Chan who have their Dynasty Warriors 6 appearances. Ma Dai has his Dynasty Warriors 8 appearance

5. I might add some random made up moments and battles to the story.

With that being said, let's get started. As I told you guys before, the Yellow Turban Rebellion is really boring, so I'm starting at the Dong Zhuo era.

Enjoy.

Time: 4:45 p.m.

Place: Luo Yang Castle

Year: January 22, 190

Dong Zhuo sat on his throne with women feeding him grapes and peasants watching as they starved. It had to have been at least two days since they had anything to eat.

"This tyrant is so wrong for eating in our face, knowing that we haven't eaten for days." A peasant whispered.

The other peasants nodded their heads in agreement. Dong Zhuo finally signaled for the women to stop feeding him. He looked at the peasants and scowled.

"I want you worthless peasants to find the lost Imperial Seal." Dong Zhuo announced.

"But Dong Zhuo, nobody knows where the Imperial Seal is…" A peasant blurted out.

"Did I ask you to speak?!" Dong Zhuo yelled loudly as he slammed his fists into the arm of his throne.

Everybody immediately shut up and listened.

"The Imperial Seal holds great value. Once I have it in my possession, I will have more riches. Now, whoever finds it gets a…" Dong Zhuo stopped talking and looked in awe at the doorway.

Everybody looked and they saw Diao Chan walking in.

"Ah, Lady Diao Chan, how are you today?" All the peasants began saying.

Diao Chan smiled at them and waved.

"She isn't interested in you curs!" Dong Zhuo screamed.

All the peasants flinched and looked horrified.

"Now get out of here and find that Imperial Seal." Dong Zhuo ordered.

The peasants ran out of the main hall. Dong Zhuo immediately turned his attention to Diao Chan.

"Hello Master Dong Zhuo." Diao Chan said.

"Hello my sweet Diao Chan, why don't you come a little closer." Dong Zhuo said sweetly.

Diao Chan walked next to Dong Zhuo's throne. Dong Zhuo instantly reached out and began touching her dress.

"You know you look really nice this evening." Dong Zhuo said, rubbing her back.

"Thank you Master Dong Zhuo…" Diao Chan said trying to keep a smile on her face.

"Why don't you sit on my lap?" Dong Zhuo asked.

"Why don't you drop dead you ugly pig bastard?" Diao Chan thought to herself.

"Are you going to answer me?" Dong Zhuo asked.

Diao Chan finally opened her mouth to speak. "I don't think I have much time." Diao Chan lied.

Before Dong Zhuo could respond to that, Lu Bu began knocking on the door. Diao Chan saw that as an opportunity and sat down on Dong Zhuo's lap. Lu Bu walked in and saw Diao Chan, he instantly looked displeased.

"Umm…Why are the peasants running around wild with shovels?" Lu Bu asked looking confused.

"I told them to find the Imperial Seal." Dong Zhuo answered.

"Good evening Lord Lu Bu." Diao Chan smiled.

Lu Bu instantly smiled at Diao Chan and waved back. "Good day Diao Chan." He smiled.

Dong Zhuo instantly picked up on this vibe and developed an angry look. "Lu Bu? Don't you have something to do?" He asked.

"No, not really." Lu Bu answered.

Dong Zhuo frowned. "Well…I need you to go find Wang Yun and bring him to me." He said as an excuse.

Lu Bu threw his hands up and began walking out the door.

As soon as the door closed, Diao Chan jumped up from Dong Zhuo's lap.

"I have something to do right now." Diao Chan said.

"Can it wait a while?" Dong Zhuo asked.

"NO! I mean…no, I have to do this immediately." Diao Chan said, running out the door and leaving Dong Zhuo puzzled.

Time: 8:52 p.m.

Place: Far East of Luo Yang

Xiahou Dun approached Cao Cao and tapped him on the shoulder.

"The commanders should be arriving soon." Xiahou Dun said.

"Good, because as soon as they get here, we are beginning our plan to take Dong Zhuo down." Cao Cao said.

Yuan Shao finally arrived inside the camp and got off his horse.

"Long time no see Yuan Shao." Cao Cao smiled hugging Yuan Shao.

Yuan Shao hugged back and smiled. They sat down around the fire and began talking about their childhood days. After about 27 more minutes, all the other commanders arrived with their generals. Cao Cao motioned for them to sit by the fire with him.

"Now, let's get down to business. The tyrant Dong Zhuo has seized power of the capital and is beginning a reign of terror. We need to stop him as soon as possible." Cao Cao said.

"Furthermore, he killed a righteous emperor to seize power." Gongsun Zan added.

Sun Jian nodded. "We already had to deal with this same thing with Zhang Jiao and the Yellow Turbans, now we have to do it again." He said.

Gongsun Zan shook his head. "The Yellow Turbans were different than this. Dong Zhuo is way more dangerous." He said.

"We need to find a way to strike Dong Zhuo's army and take our power back." Cao Cao suggested.

Cao Cao began passing out scrolls and pens to write with. "You guys write down plans on how to attack Dong Zhuo and we will read through them after we all finish." He said.

While the commanders sat by the fire writing, their generals began walking around mingling with each other. Wen Yang began walking to his tent while looking at his father Wen Qin. He forgot to look in front of him and accidently bumped into a girl. The girl fell to the ground on her behind.

"Watch where you are going you bastard!" She barked at him.

"I am so sorry, I didn't see you there." Wen Yang apologized.

"How could you have not seen me here?" The girl squealed.

"I was kinda looking in a different direction." Wen Yang explained.

"No kidding, you walked right into me like you were blind! You're lucky I don't have a knife on me." The girl threatened.

Wen Yang ignored the threat and reached out his hand to help her up. The girl grabbed his hand, Wen Yang pulled her up. Now they were face to face.

"What is your name?" Wen Yang asked.

"Why does it matter to you?" The girl asked.

"Can you stop being a rude idiot and just tell me your name?" Wen Yang asked, his voice got a little louder.

The girl sighed. "My name is Hua Meiren." She said looking the other way.

"Why did you look away when you said that?" Wen Yang asked.

"Because I can." Hua Meiren snapped back.

"You must be scared if you can't look at me." Wen Yang teased.

Hua Meiren scoffed. "I'm not scared of you."

"Prove it. Look at me and say your name again." Wen Yang challenged.

Hua Meiren looked at him. "My name is Hua-" She trailed off as she looked into his eyes. Before she knew it, her cheeks were turning red.

"Umm, why are you blushing?" Wen Yang asked smiling.

Hua Meiren snapped out of her trance. "I'm not blushing!" She argued.

"You are blushing!" Wen Yang responded laughing. He reached out and put his hand on her face. Hua Meiren's face began feeling hot. She was really blushing now.

"W-What are you doing?" Hua Meiren asked.

"It's nice to meet you Hua Meiren." Wen Yang said smiling. He began walking off.

Hua Meiren watched him walk off.

"Is that your boyfriend?" A girl asked approaching Hua Meiren.

Hua Meiren whipped around to face the girl who said that. "That is not my boyfriend." She growled.

"Why are you getting so defensive? It was just a question." The girl laughed.

"Who are you little girl?" Hua Meiren.

"Okay, first of all I am not a little girl. I'm a teenager. My name is Gongsun Sam." She replied.

"Well my name is Hua Meiren." Hua Meiren said.

"I know that already. I could hear you when you were talking to that man." Gongsun Sam laughed.

"You were eavesdropping?" Hua Meiren asked.

"Sorta. If you didn't yell at him so loud, I may not have heard it." Gongsun Sam laughed.

Before Hua Meiren could respond, her stomach began growling very loud.

"Is that your stomach?" Gongsun Sam asked.

"Yeah, I was on my way to get something to eat before that man bumped into me." Hua Meiren said.

"You mean before hotshot that had you blushing bumped into you." Gongsun Sam giggled.

"What did you say?" Hua Meiren asked.

"Nothing. You want to go get something to eat?" Gongsun Sam asked.

"Sure." Hua Meiren smiled.

They began walking off together to get some food.

"I think that man you bumped into is staring at your butt as we walk away." Gongsun Sam whispered to Hua Meiren.

"WHAT?!" Hua Meiren gasped looking behind her. Nobody was staring at her.

"Hehehe, just kidding." Gongsun Sam giggled.

Hua Meiren playfully punched Gongsun Sam in the arm. "You almost gave me a heart attack!" She laughed.

Time: 10:32 p.m.

Place: Luo Yang Castle

A messenger began knocking on Dong Zhuo's bedroom door.

Dong Zhuo stopped snoring and woke up. "Who the hell is knocking on my door?" He growled.

"It's me my lord, can I come in?" The messenger asked.

"Who is me?" Dong Zhuo asked.

"The messenger, can I come in now?" He asked banging on the door loudly.

"You hit that door again, and it will be the last time you have arms." Dong Zhuo threatened. "Now bring your phony ass in here!"

The messenger walked in. "My lord, a base has been spotted in the far east of Luo Yang. It's presumably an enemy army." He announced.

Dong Zhuo growled loudly. "Who would dare oppose me?" He asked.

The messenger shrugged.

"How are you sure it is an enemy army?" Dong Zhuo asked.

"We assume it is, because Cao Cao is with them."

Dong Zhuo instantly remembered that last week Cao Cao tried to assassinate him.

"That blasted little cur! I want him killed immediately!" Dong Zhuo shouted.

"But my lord, he has allies. A lot of allies."

Dong Zhuo looked around and began thinking of what to do. He sat up and looked at the messenger.

"What is it my lord?"

"Tell Guo Si and Li Ru to set up camp near the River." Dong Zhuo said.

"Near the river?" The messenger asked.

"I didn't say the river! I said far behind the river so the allied army will have to swim across it." Dong Zhuo snapped.

"No you didn't you just said near the river." The messenger argued.

"I never said that!" Dong Zhuo screamed. "Now go tell Guo Si and Li Ru what I said!"

The messenger nodded and ran out of his room. Dong Zhuo laid back down and put his sleep mask back on.

(10 Minutes Later)

Li Ru ran up to Guo Si. "Lord Dong Zhuo wants us to set up camp behind the river." He announced while huffing and puffing.

"Why would he want us to do that?" Guo Si asked raising his left eyebrow.

"Because enemy forces have been seen nearby." Li Ru announced.

Guo Si nodded and instructed the troops to set up camp. Li Jue walked towards them and gave Li Ru a strange look.

"What's wrong Master Li Jue?" Li Ru asked.

"Why the hell would you guys set up camp behind the river?" Li Jue asked.

"The allied forces will have to swim across it to get here. That river water is at least 20 feet, plus it rained all week, so now it's flooding." Li Ru laughed.

"Still…It's raining right now, and the river might be used as a weapon against us." Li Jue added.

"Psh…Spare me the complaining granny! If you are so scared, don't show up. Besides, how the hell can a river be used as a weapon? Hahaha!" Li Ru said cockily and walked off.

Li Jue watched as Li Ru walked off and shook his head. He couldn't shake the feeling that the Allied Forces would eliminate them.

(Allied Forces Main Camp)

"So...Dong Zhuo's army has set up camp right across the river." Cao Cao announced.

"That is such a stupid move! We could cross that river and kill them." Huang Gai laughed.

"But it has been storming for the last couple of days. It's even storming now. How are we going to cross the river?" Liu Bei asked.

"Umm…I haven't thought about that yet. But what's important is making sure Dong Zhuo's army doesn't attack us without notice." Yuan Shao said.

A messenger approached Cao Cao and began whispering in his ear. Cao Cao nodded his head as the messenger finished talking.

"Dong Zhuo's army has sent a wave of troops here. Be ready to attack." Cao Cao said.

"Oh no! We are not ready for an attack yet. We haven't even unloaded the weapons! Then on top of that, its pitch dark out here!" Yuan Shu panicked.

"Unload the weapons then!" Xiahou Dun yelled.

Everybody began running to their tents and grabbing their weapons.

Time: 1:43 a.m.

Place: Luo Yang Palace

"Can you hurry up already?" Diao Chan whispered.

"Wait a second mother! My heels slipped off." Diao Lien responded. Diao Chan laughed at that.

"Where are we going again?" Diao Lien asked.

"We are about to go spike Dong Zhuo's midnight snack." Diao Chan announced.

"Why does he always need a midnight snack?" Diao Lien asked.

"Because he is a no good…piece of garbage…swine faced…" Diao Chan was going on and on.

"Umm mom?" Diao Lien warned.

"…good for nothing but eating you out of house and home…stinky…fat ass PIG!" Diao Chan semi yelled.

"What are you ladies talking about?" Hua Xiong asked.

Diao Chan flinched after hearing his voice.

"Umm…we were talking about Cao Cao." Diao Chan quickly lied.

Hua Xiong nodded slowly. "Something is up with you ladies. I just can't put my finger on it." Hua Xiong said.

Diao Chan and Diao Lien sucked in a breath. Hua Xiong continued observing them.

"Oh well it doesn't matter. See you girls later." Hua Xiong said waving at them and walking away.

"I tried to warn you to lower your voice. You could've got us caught." Diao Lien hissed.

Diao Chan chuckled. "Well at least it's out of my system now."

They finally made it to the kitchen and spotted the maid making Dong Zhuo's midnight snack. They walked over to her and Diao Chan grabbed the plate.

"Hey! I was making Dong Zhuo his midnight snack!" The maid complained.

"Shut up bitch! I'm making it now!" Diao Chan said giving the maid a death glare.

"Yeah, so you stand right there and don't say a damn word." Diao Lien commanded.

The maid stood back and did what she was told. Diao Chan reached in her bra and pulled out a bottle with dark red liquid on it.

"Wait a minute…You're going to poison Dong Zhuo?" The maid asked shocked.

"You better shut the hell up before I kill you." Diao Lien growled pulling out a machete to show the maid she wasn't kidding around.

"Make sure you don't get Dong Zhuo and Fan Chou's plates mixed up." Diao Chan told Diao Lien.

"Okay." Diao Lien responded.

Diao Chan finished emptying the bottle in the food. She handed the plates to the maid.

"You better make sure Dong Zhuo get the wine that is darker and Fan Chou gets the lighter one." Diao Chan threatened.

"What if I tell Dong Zhuo you poisoned it?" The maid asked cockily.

"Then that will be the last moment you ever have in this world." Diao Lien said with a death glare.

The maid instantly looked shocked and began taking Dong Zhou and Fan Chou their midnight snacks. She walked into Dong Zhuo's room and saw them laughing together. She handed them their meal without thinking twice and quickly walked out of the room.

"What do we do now?" Diao Lien asked Diao Chan in the kitchen.

"We wait until Dong Zhuo dies." Diao Chan said smiling.

"What was that dark liquid anyways?" Diao Lien asked.

"Dead raccoon blood mixed with dead horse blood." Diao Chan replied with a smile.

"How are you sure that will kill him?" Diao Lien asked.

"The raccoon had rabies and the horse died from the sickness outbreak from last year."

Diao Lien gasped. "That is definitely going to kill him." She laughed.

Suddenly, they heard choking and screaming upstairs. Diao Chan smiled brightly and began running up the stairs.

"My mission is finally accomplished!" She thought as she turned the corner towards Dong Zhuo's room.

But the sight was not at all what they expected. Instead of Dong Zhuo on the floor, it was Fan Chou on the ground heaving. Before long, Fan Chou dropped dead.

"Whoever did this is going to pay!" Dong Zhuo yelled loudly.

Diao Chan and Diao Lien gave each other the side eye. They knew that the maid gave Fan Chou the wrong meal.

Ugh! It took me forever to write this chapter. Well technically it took me forever to decide on some of the moments. I had originally took out the Diao Chan and Diao Lien moment about poisoning Dong Zhuo. But I retyped it again.

Chapter 2 should be up soon. Oh yeah, and a couple of things that's new about this version. It's going to be a little more edgy than the previous version. It may be rated M later.

Make sure if you have any custom character request to send them to me or review and tell me about them.

I love you guys for reading and I hope this is a better start than the last one.

Bye :)