Opening Sequence with the back track to the Brady Bunch theme song. Eddy appears in a box not knowing where he is.

This is the story, of a boy named Eddy and his two best friends.

Ed & Edd appear in the squares beneath Eddy just as confused as him.

This is the story, of a girl named Blossom and her two sister. (Or best friends if you wanna go by the animes story line).

The Powerpuffs appear in boxes next to the Eds looking around as if they were caught off guard.

Then they met Panty & Stocking some how leading up to them all being what you would call The Best of Frienimies.

All of their squares are joined to gether with the Eds on the left, Powerpuffs on the right and Panty and Stocking in the center. Panty in the top center square and Stocking in the bottom center. The title of the story appears in the center while the theme continues as the others begin to argue and yell at each other.

The Best of Frienimies. The Best of Frienimies. And that's how they became the Best of Frienimies!

Eddy: Angry demon spawn from the nether realm. His prime goal in life is to destroy all things good and innocent.

Age: 21

Likes: Hot Women.

Dislikes: Everything else.

Edd: Also known as the ultimate being. Edd is just a superhero trying to find away back to his dimension.

Age: 21

Likes: Avril Lavigne.

Dislikes: Not being married to Avril Lavigne.

Ed: Stronger then Superman, Goku, and Thor all put together. Ed is a mortal who is setting out to prove Earthlings are truly the strongest beings in the universe.

Age: 21

Likes: Winning.

Dislikes: Losing and hippies.

Buttercup: The mean green fighting machine herself. Buttercup has made it her goal in life to prove fighting solves everything.

Age: 18

Likes: Blood.

Dislikes: Dresses and skirts.

Blossom: The sexy geek and head of the cheerleader team. Blossom wants to prove that learning can be fun and satisfying.

Age: 18

Likes: Books.

Dislikes: Boys peeking up her skirt.

Bubbles: The bubble headed cheerleader. She has no goal in life.

Age: 18

Likes: I don't know... Panties with bunnies on them.

Dislikes: People guessing what panties she wears.

Panty: The slut from Heaven. She wants to have sex with 1000 men before going back to heaven.

Age: Whatever she is in the anime.

Likes: Sex.

Dislikes: Eddy and Stocking.

Stocking: The goth from Heaven. She aims to have a mouth full of delicious treats everyday of her life.

Age: Whatever she is in the anime.

Likes: Sweets.

Dislikes: Eddy and Panty.

Gaterbelt: The Rev with an attitude. He sticks around to keep Panty & Stocking in check.

Age: Immortal.

Likes: I'd rather not say.

Dislikes: Panty & Stocking.

Brief: The wiping boy of of the Anarchy sisters. He only wants to see Panty naked.

Age: I think 17-18. Not sure.

Likes: Panty.

Dislikes: Other guys banging Panty.

Professor Utonium: The father and creator of the Powerpuff Girls. He is the college teacher of the Eds, Powerpuffs, and Anrachy Sisters class.

Age: Late 40's early 50's.

Likes: Science.

Dislikes: The Eds.

Gaterbelt: Arkham City. Not only is it the only city where all the wiredest sh*t goes down, but also home to the residence of Peach Creek, The City of Townsville and of course the glories Daten City. How these citizens will interact with eachother is only known to time itself and the writer him/her self.

Eddy and Edd ride in a limbo as they begin their first day of college.

Eddy: Oh, God. Why do we need to do this? We're already filthy rich billionaires. Isn't the point in college so you could get a job and make money?

Edd: And what about when our show stop's getting views.

Both look at you, the reader, and then back at each other.

Edd: Point is Eddy, we need a fallback plan Incase everything falls apart. It just occurred to me what if we meet some one from our past that has a score to settle with us?

Eddy: Don't be such a bed wetting A-hole! We're the real life Tony Stark... If he was three friends by the same name.

Edd: Indeed.

Just then as their Limbo was driving through an intersection a pink jeep rams into them at full speed. The limbo crashes and flips over with the Eds in it.

Eddy: Ahahahah! What the f***! Asian!

Edd: Thank goodness we had our seat belts fastend. But seriously does anyone get a driver's license now?

Eddy: Check this out, I think they're going to be loosing their license.

Eddy pulls out a police costume from the trunk of the limbo and puts it on.

Panty: Oh great. Hey a**hole! Your hogging the road!

Stocking: When will people learn that they don't own the road, that's what See Through is for.

Panty: Oh f*** me, it's a cop. I got this one. Evening officer. Can I help you?

Panty pushes her breast upwards to reveal more cleavage.

Eddy: Yeah, you could help me. I see this jeep driving right through an intersection when it's painfully obvious who had the right away and I think 'Surley this little old lady wouldn't do that in her own home town'.

Panty: Well they were green when I went through them.

Eddy: Hu uh, they were red... Like your ass is going to be when I'm through with ya. I'm going need ya to step out of the car, both of you.

Stocking: Nice job slut.

Panty: How was I supposed to know he was the only gay cop in the city.

Eddy: Now I want both of you to walk twenty miles in a straight line and recite the entire alphabet backwards.

Panty & Stocking: Whatever. Z. X. Y...

Eddy & Edd jump into the See Through and begin driving.

Eddy: Suckers, Hahahaha!

Panty & Stocking stop in their tracks at the turn of fate.

Panty: Um... What just happend?

Stocking: Bastard cop and his boyfriend just stole our ride.

Panty: You know what? F*** the ghost, we're going to kill those a** whipes.

Stocking: One question, how are we going to find them?

Panty: Just follow the trail of destruction and carnage.

Stocking: On foot?

Panty:... Ah good point, I'm way too lazy to walk to my destination. Even if it is for revenge.

Stocking: Let's just have Chuck turn into a bull and ride him to find the See Through.

Panty: Sure... Why not?

Chuck transforms and they ride his bull form to the Eds new college.

Edd & Eddy continue to drive the jeep.

Eddy: See Double D, this is pimping.

Edd: It really is. Hey look, mistresses of the night!

Eddy: But it's six in the morning.

Edd: We're in the bad part of the city.

Eddy: And it's never been more good to be here.

They pull over next to the women and pose seductively for them as they gesture for them to get into the jeep. The two girls look at the Eds and then turn their heads away from them, ignoring them. Edd and Eddy become sad and drive away.

Edd: What the Hell happend? I thought we were pimping.

Eddy: It's the Jeep, it's the same color as the tang we get... Pink. We're going to get this ride pimped out.

Edd: But Eddy, how will we do that in such a short time period?

Eddy: With the power of 'Montage'! Go!

A montage begins and ends just as quick as it began. See Through now was reprinted red with hot rod flames and six high powered pistons on the sides.

Eddy: Now we're stylin'.

Edd: We're going to get so much tail!

Eddy: Now lets go on a montage of our misdeeds and misuse of this pimptastic Jeep now.

Edd: What shall we call it?

Eddy: The badass Motha'! No the badass Motha' 9000! Nine times the badassary.

Edd: Works for me.

A montage of the Eds leveling the city and causing havoc erupts as they do exactlycwhat they had said. Driving one speed below or above the speed limit, parking in the red zone, not pulling up at crosswalks behind the line. Yet the worse has yet to come. The Eds do the unspeakable, so I shall write it down and you can read it. Edd crawled into the back seat and put a blanket over himself while Eddy pulled up to the entrance of a drive-in movie and paid the ticket administration for only one, the terror. They then continued to watch the movie.

Panty and Stocking finally have reached the drive-in theater.

Panty: Bitch awesome! How come I never knew this was here?

Stocking: Because you're usally riding guys like a bucking Branco every minute of your life.

Panty: Good point. You ready to kick some a**?

Stocking: Am I never?

Edd & Eddy are busy watching their movie, sitting like some sort of water type fowl that sits when it's being hunted.

Eddy: Check this out. This is the part that Ash has to saw his own hand off.

A scream is heard.

Eddy: Oh the splendid gore! Isn't it beautiful my friend?

Edd: It sure is. Epically when you only have to pay half price for the film.

Eddy: And no need to worry about paying for gas, especially in this economy. Let's laugh in victory.

Edd: I'm not laughing with you.

Eddy: Then I'll laugh at you.

Edd: Well go ahead, I didn't do anything to laugh at.

Eddy: Well... I... Dead of Evil... Argh!

Eddy hits the See Through.

Edd: Hey! Easy on the Badass Motha' 9000!

Eddy: I'm only doing this because of you. You should be more thankful that I deflect my anger onto the lifeless objects and not towards your a**! Do you understand now!?

Edd: I zoned out, what was that?

Eddy: Argh!

Just then Panty & Stocking fell out of the sky and landed right on the hood of the See Through. Edd & Eddy look at them more in a curoius fashion then scared.

Eddy: I'm horrified... Yet aroused. Who the Hell are you two?

Panty: We're the ones you stole the See Through from, ya little dicks!

Eddy: Oh yeah, I remember your awesome tits. What you some kind of stalker or something?

Panty: You wish! We're given you a chance here and save your skin. Give us back our ride or die. It's that simple.

Edd: I could not be any less scared.

Eddy: What are you going to do? Smother us with your tits, because I could actually die happy then.

Stocking: We warned you.

Panty & Stocking: Chuck!

Chuck falls out of the sky and lands right infront of the See Through in his bull form.

Chuck: Roar!

Edd & Eddy:... Ahahahahahahaha!

Both Eds scream at the site of the giant beast and then look at eachother, back at Chcuk and back to each other. Eddy sets the jeep into reverse and floors it.

Stocking: I was hoping they would run.

Panty: No one can say we didn't warn them. Sick em' Chuck!

Chuck: Roar!

Edd: Why did you have to steal from them!?

Eddy: How was I supposed to know they had giant demon bull for a pet!?

The Eds ram right through all traffic such as the See Through was made for. Chuck followed only a few feet away.

Panty: You think Chuck will eat the short one or the nerd first?

Stocking: I don't really care, I just want the See Through back so I can go on my Saturday sugar rush spree.

Panty: What's the nerd doing?

Edd: Eddy, check this out!

Edd tears off the side mirror and holds it up infront of Eddy who was looking back since he was driving in reverse. They saw a Chuck in the mirror similar to the T-Rex chase scene in Jurassic Park.

Eddy: Golden clip right here!

Eddy looks to the side and has a light bulb go off atop of his head.

Eddy: I've got an idea.

He then drives off the highway road and the jeep goes flying through the air. It flips over.

Edd & Eddy: Ahahahahaha!

Then flips again to land on it wheels as it hit the ground.

Eddy: Well that was a ripoff.

Panty: What the Hell!?

Stocking: Did that really just happen?

Eddy: Suck it b*tches!

Eddy flips them off and drives away as both Eds laugh triumphantly.

Panty: Right, now I get it.

Stocking: No mercy.

Panty & Stocking then preform their transformation thing they do in their show. I can't really describe it due to short attention spand, but just YouTube an episode or something. They then fly off after the Eds.

Eddy: Ah, it's time's like these that make me know... Something horrible is going to happen soon.

Edd: What are you talking about? We escaped certain death if not pain.

Eddy: Then why can I see them flying in the rear view mirror?

Edd: Oh, damn what are we going to do?

Eddy: Relax, we can out drive them as long we... Have... Gas. And now we're out of gas of course.

Edd: What do we do? I don't care if they are hot, I can't be killed by a girl!

Eddy: Look! It's one of those multi-racial gangs that includes white guys even.

They see the gang on the side walk next to them.

Eddy: Yo homies! You want a free pimpmobile?

Gang member: What's the catch?

Eddy: No gas.

Gang member: Okay.

Stocking: We lost them Panty.

Panty: Not yet. I see the See Through.

The sisters land infront of the gang with weapons ready.

Panty: Choose quickly, the jeep or your life?

Gang member: Um... Life?

Panty: That was a question as to which one you wanted to loose first, no take backs!

The screams off pain and anguish can be heard in the distance by the Eds.

Edd: See now? We got off scot free for once.

Eddy: We must be getting good at this.

Edd: Then again the day is still young.

Eddy: And we do still have the first class of our new college to go.