"C'mon babe, it's just one show!" Johnny Cage wailed. Sonya crossed her arms and frowned, turning up her nose.

"Why the nose turn up? You smell shit or something?" Cage asked. Sonya wacked him on the head.

"Johnny, I am not going in your show! I am a militarian and I am not going out in short wigs, dancing around in skimpy outfits" Sonya said walking out. Johnny frowned and trailed behind her.

"But babe! We could get a whole load of green stacks! Think of it, I mean you'll be the sexiest, fittest woman on the show. Not to mention I get to tap it later" Johnny said with a sly grin on his face. Sonya punched him in his balls and Johnny fell groaning.

"Yesss! Now you know how we feel, Missster Cage!" Reptile hissed.

"I call it the 'Ball Buster'!" Sonya said proudly, walking out with Reptile.

Mileena had Scorpion in a headlock and Scorpion bit her finger. She winced out in pain and Shao Kahn reached to pick up his hammer but Kitana gave her father a cold look and Kahn retracted his hand.

12 hours later :D

Mileena laid on the ground staring at the hell spawn ninja. She had lost and he knew it too. He was waiting on Shao Kahn to say it, those two magical words that he loved.

"Fuck! Say it!" Scorpion yelled agitated. Shao Kahn's lips quivered and Kitana smacked her father.

"FINISH HER!" Shao Kahn said accidently then stared at Kitana crudely.

"BITCH! LOOK WHAT THE FUCK YOU MADE ME DO! IF SHE DIES, I'LL KILL YOU TOO YOU UNGRATEFUL ASS MONKEY!" Shao Kahn roared. Kitana didn't want to be slew so she bounced up.

"What do you think you're doing?!" Scorpion yelled.

"Growing some balls!" Kitana yelled and socked Shao Kahn in the face. Shao Kahn stood there for a moment and grabbed his hammer.

"STOP RUNNING! STOP, HAMMER TIME!" Kahn yelled charging after Kitana with his hammer. Mileena looked up at Scorpion and waited for her death.

"Go ahead" she said gritting her teeth.

"No, I'll let you live. Who the fuck knows what'll happen to that psycho path if I kill you?" Scorpion said picking Mileena up.

Mileena jumped in his arms and he dropped her.

"What the hell? This is not going to be like those movies where we fight and then have sex; the author of this is too fucking lazy to make romance scenes" Scorpion said

Jade whipped the sticky substance from her mouth and Smoke smiled, fixing his pants.

"Amazing! People should call you T.T" Smoke said taking a deep breath.

"T.T?" Jade asked looking lost.

"Talented Tongue" Smoke said. Jade smiled and lay on her lover while Jax came through.

"Yall just got done fuckin'?" Jax asked.

"We had sex" Smoke said proudly.

"I hit Jade two weeks ago, you so late ma homie" Jax said walking out of the forest. Smoke sent Jade a dirty look and Jade grinned.

"Oh you, don't be mad, he only hit my ass" Jade said smiling.

Liu Kang smiled; he was actually going to get Kitana to have sex with him! He lowered his hands down where her "woman parts" would be but then his eyes grew huge like saucers.

"Kitana, what has happened?" Liu asked. Kitana blushed of embarrassment and sighed.

"I fought my father and won" Kitana said.

"And then?" Liu asked.

"I grew balls" Kitana said.

"What. The. FUCK?" Liu yelled running out. "Yo Sub-Zero, Kitana's available!" he screeched.

"Alright!" Sub-Zero said smiling devilishly at Kitana.

"Well, I guess you could say" Jade, Smoke and Sonya said putting on sunglasses, "That they are gonna chill out! YEAAH!" they said together laughing.

"Thanks for reading our lives, now do yourself a favor and GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ALTERNATE MILEENA OUTFIT!" Shang Tsung yells to the viewers.

THE END ;D