EVERYBODY (TWILIGHT'S BACK)

Never fear, my loyal readers, I am alive and well. A lot has been going on these last few months. Aside from school obligations, I'm an aunt again (a nephew, born last Friday), and most of my creative energy has been geared toward my novels and other personal projects.

I've missed you as much as you've missed me, but, to quote Patrick Star, "It's not leaving. You're just taking a break." A long break, to be sure, but a break all the same.

Anyway, I figured I'd write at least one more anti-Twilight song, now that the last movie's been brought to light.

Original Song © The Backstreet Boys

Modified Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

All rights reserved.

Everybody
(Yeah)
Save yourselves, now
Everybody
(Yeah)
Ditch this town right now
Twilight's back
Watch out!

Hey, yeah

Oh my word, it's back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody am-scray
We're in for another heap of trouble
So get your rears in gear, on the double
(Yeah)

It's unoriginal
(Yeah)
It ain't the only one
(Yeah)
It's deplorable
(Yeah)
It's everything you don't need
You better get out of here, now

Everybody
(Yeah)
Save yourselves, now
(Yeah)
Everybody
(Yeah)
Ditch this town right now
Twilight's back
Watch out!

Watch out!

Now wave your hands all through the air
Run around like you just don't care
If you wanna live, never hesitate
A minute more and it'll be too late
(Yeah)

It's unoriginal
(Yeah)
It ain't the only one
(Yeah)
It's despicable
(Yeah)
It's everything you don't need
You better get out of here, now

Everybody
(Yeah)
Save yourselves, now
(Yeah)
Everybody
(Yeah)
Ditch this town right now
Twilight's back
Watch out!

Watch out!
Ditch this town, now

Everybody
(Yeah)
Save yourselves, now
(Yeah)
Everybody
(Yeah)
Ditch this town right now
Ditch this town now
Twilight's back—

Everybody
(Yeah, ditch this town now)
Save yourselves, now
(Yeah)
Everybody
(Everybody, yeah)
Ditch this town right now
(Ditch this town now)

Twilight's back
Watch out!