This is inspired by my Silly Scene Supervising Silly Saying, which is a Harry Potter fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Avengers.

1.

Clint snorted at the article he had just read. "That's so funny, I forgot to laugh."

There was a thump as Thor stood up. "Friend Clint, have you truly forgotten how to laugh?"

"Um, no Thor-"

"Laughing is very important. I shall endeavor to help you regain your lost humor."

"Thor, really- eck! Where are we going?"

"To watch Disney movies!"

2.

"Thor, Why are you throwing apples out the window and zapping them? If you need target practice, I'm sure Tony could help."

"Lady Widow, I have discovered distressing news. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. I am disposing of the apples before Doctor Banner learns of their presence in the tower and leaves."

"Thor… that's not… It just means that if you eat healthy you won't get sick and you won't have to see the doctor."

"What constitutes eating healthy?"

"Just stick to pop tarts and don't destroy any more food, please."

3.

Bruce rolled his eyes at something the news caster said. "Alien invasions cause massive amounts of property damage. Shut the front door."

Thor wandered in the main living room, heard what Bruce said and left the room again. Bruce jumped when he heard a loud crash. He turned around in time to see Thor walk in with part of a door.

"Thor, did you close a door too hard?"

"No, I shut the door. That involves more force than closing, and I miss calculated."

"Why did you… oh." Sigh. "Hey, JARVIS, can you put in an order for a new door, please?"

"Yes, Doctor Banner."

4.

Tony glared at the scene before him. "If I weren't so filthy rich, I'd be paying an arm and a leg for this material."

"What barbarian demands payment in limbs!" Thor bellowed.

"No! Thor! Stop! Cap, Cap! You've got to stop Thor from leaving the Tower! JARVIS, shut down the Tower. Uh-oh…"

5.

Thor glared at the toaster in front of him. It had burned his pop-tarts, an unforgivable sin.

Steve came into the kitchen to start breakfast. "What's wrong Thor?"

"This machine has ruined my pop-tarts. There are no more left in the Tower."

"Aw, I'll make you some bacon. Don't let it get your goat, Thor."

Thor let out a roar and smashed the toaster. "Nay! I shall not let any harm come to Tanngrisni and Tanngnost!"

He stormed out of the room. Steve started after him, confused. He looked at the smashed toaster, shook his head and ignored it.

6.

The Avengers were eating lunch in peace. Or, peace for them. Lots of bickering and bantering, but no blood. Yet.

"Sir," JARVIS spoke and the rest of the team fell silent. "Director Fury wishes to speak to you. I believe he is throwing a hissy fit because he found out what you did to their main frame."

"The Director is a feline?" Thor asked.

The rest of the team burst out laughing.

"Yes, Fury's a regular puddy-cat," Tony said.

The next time Fury saw the Avengers he was bewildered when Thor gave him a catnip mouse. The rest of the team couldn't stop snickering.