I do not own a certain magical index

"Touma, someone's been knocking for ten minutes!" Index said bouncing up and down when Touma came out of his nap in the bathroom. "At this point they sound angry."

"Be quiet will you they can't know I have a girl and here, and make sure that Sphinx is hidden." Touma said holding his head and trying to straighten himself out before he cracked open the door. Outside was a tall man with black hair, and wearing a pristine white lab coat with glasses. "How may I help you?"

"Finally, my job isn't an easy one and waiting for you to answer isn't making it any better." he said angrily taking a clipboard and pen out of nowhere. "Sign here, initial here, put a thumb print here, another signature on the next page, one here, oh initials again, and your name in print block letters if you could." Once he got everything from Touma who was confused to the max at this point he took out a red rubber stamp putting it on several parts of the paper.

He ripped a piece of it off and handed it to Touma, you keep that and we keep this blue one on file. "Congratulations, yadda, yadda, yadda, on your advancement from the weakest level zero the strongest level five, a party will be held to congratulate you, paperwork, paperwork, paperwork, and boring speech and have a long and prosperous life, and your check will arrive shortly." The man said about to walk off when Touma stopped him. "Yes?"

"How, no what's going on?" Touma asked.

"This is the house of Touma right?" the man asked and Touma nodded. "According to our records you have defeated the rail gun and Accelerator the strongest esper in Academy City. Originally we were planning on splitting you down the middle and make you the second, but when we heard you defeated the rail gun on multiple occasions we decided to just put you as number one." The man then reached into his pocket and pulled out a card that said level 5 on it and had Touma's picture as well as other information. "As a level five the government will pay for your expenses."

"But I don't even have an esper ability to use." Touma said his mouth hanging opening and closing like a fish his mind desperately trying to comprehend what was going on.

"Look kid whatever you want to call it the fact is that you have defeated powerful espers while doing whatever it is that you do therefore you get this title, if it'd help I'm supposed to do this." The man took two things out of his pocket confetti, and a noise maker. The confetti he threw in the air, and blew the noise maker. "There goodbye have a good life."

"But wait I still have more questions." Touma tried to stop the man, but he walked away in quite a hurry teleporting was more accurate, but to Touma it didn't matter. He slid down the wall holding his head. "My life is hard enough without having this title; I've managed to keep a low profile lately. Well maybe I'll get lucky, and this'll stay small, I have won a trip to Italy before this not making headlines isn't too unlikely."

"Touma you're on the TV!" Index said popping out of the apartment into the hall way and waving inside, and Touma horrified ran inside and sure enough there he was, his picture in the corner his name on that little teleprompter thing.

"Yes just a few moments ago our sources have confirmed that a new level 5 esper has just recently been found and added to the list of level fives taking the top peg from Accelerator. His name is Kamijou Touma and has not yet been reached for contact on this development." the reporter said shuffling her papers around and at the camera.

"I don't want to come out from under the bed anymore." Touma said knowing that before so many people would attack him as labeled as one of the weakest who knew what kind of psychos would be after him now. He fell on the floor and rolled under the bed. "Wake me up when this is over."

"So you're not going to school today?" Index asked happy that she had him for the entire day.

"Oh shoot, I forgot about school!" Touma said out the door his hair half combed the tooth brush still in his mouth; he barely touched the ground knocking Misaka Mikoto on her rear.

"What the heck was that?" Mikoto asked shocked looking over to the dust cloud in the distance, and she stood back up before continuing to the park where she usually saw the spiked haired unfortunate hero.

The day began normally enough, but Touma felt an unusually large amount of attention paid to him that day by teachers and fellow students. "Now I would like to begin class today by congratulating our very own Kamijou Touma to his somewhat impossible transition from a level 0 to a level 5." Komoe said nervous for Touma who was getting glared at.

"Come on Touma how did you cheat, you got to let me in on the secret." one of his class mates said and the others immediately agreed to this.

"Now everyone I'm sure the Touma didn't cheat it takes hard work and determination to become a level 5." Komoe said proceeding into her speech about how they all started off at zero and worked their ways up. "Well aside from that there will be a party held in Touma's honor at this address, and as the class he has discovered his ability in they have invited us to go."

"In other words they wish to study us to see if there is anything significant about any of us that could use to advance other's abilities." Hinegami said blunt as always.

"Well that might be one reason." Komoe said forcing a laugh and scratching behind her head. "Any way in honor of Touma's advancement we have been given the rest of the day off, and I apologize, but it was all so sudden I didn't have enough time to call everyone to cancel today's class. Touma if you could please stay for a little bit I need to give you your alias."

After everyone had left Komoe told him his alias (all level 5's have a name like Misaka has the name of the rail gun and I don't think Accelerator is his real name) was Imagine Breaker something about how it was recommended by unknown people. 'This isn't going to end well in any way shape or form.' Touma thought as he walked home a grocery list in his hand, as he stood in front of the grocery store.

This grocery store was different though it was one of those with brand name foods, and with that card in his pocket it seemed like he would be able to go in without any trouble. He walked in whistling at the prices on some of the things, but still the smell of food that wasn't partly rotten was actually worth it. "Hey is that the new level five esper?" some person asked and her friend nodded, and they walked up to him giggling.

"Excuse me you're the same guy we saw on the news right?" the girl asked seemingly looking behind him and so did Touma to see a magazine rack with his picture on it.

"Yeah that's me." Touma said with the best smile he could muster as well as scratching the back of his head.

"Oh god I can't believe that we're meeting a real level five!" one of them squealed and Touma who thought it was still a bit odd, but he smiled nonetheless. "You don't mind if we get a picture do you?"

"No." Touma said and they immediately stopped a random passerby and Touma ended up taking a picture with the two girls who walked off giggling loudly. 'This is really weird I'm not any different from before just a new title.' Touma then grabbed a cart and proceeded to fill it with Index's favorites as well as a few o his own.

"Welcome to the Good Guy's Grocery Store I hope your shopping today was to your satisfaction." the rather fat cashier said not looking up from his magazine as he began to scan Touma's objects. "That'll be twenty three thousand eight yen and twenty cents."

"Oh of course." Touma said taking the card out of his pocket, only to drop it and a random shopping cart to roll over it breaking it. "Such misfortune."

"Come on kid let's do this thing." The man said impatiently still not looking up.

"Um my card just broke, is it okay if I just put this stuff back?"Touma asked worriedly.

At this point the cashier did look up and he looked at Touma shocked jumping slightly as he had just finished reading the article about how the boy had taken down two level fives while only sustaining a few days in the hospital. "No of course not, you're the level five supreme he-here just take the stuff." the man said quickly bagging it. "Just make sure to tell all your level five friends about us here."

"Are you sure?" Touma asked and the man nodded apparently he either respected the level fives, or he was scared of their mental instability. 'Not even the imagine breaker can ruin this, oh spoke way too soon.' Touma looked at his apartment to see it surrounded by reporters and both Stiyl and Kanzaki in their usual wizard attire.

"Touma!" Kanzaki immediately said and the reporters jumped on the scene of the newest level five having a good looking girl and a red headed man at his apartment. "Who are all these people?"

The cameras flashed at such an incredible rate the three of them were blinded before Touma pulled them into his apartment his groceries. "Touma we had many visitors, but like a good girl I didn't answer any of them." Index said before she dove into the groceries her teeth grabbing anything that she could.

"What do you need this time anyway?" Touma asked turning to look at the wizards; Kanzaki looked away blushing, and Stiyl lit a new cigarette before taking a sheet of paper out of his coat and handing it to Touma. "What's this?"

"It's the pope's official order to assassinate one Kamijou Touma AKA the Imagine Breaker, with this there will be a large amount of magicians coming for you now. Before there were many that wished to defeat the Imagine Breaker who has been known as suck a recent threat, but now that the Pope himself has signed the order there will be many actually doing it." Stiyl said taking a long puff.

"I've defeated the ones before what's the difference now?" Touma asked looking over the order as best he could before his head started to hurt.

"The difference is that now we can't help you without being thrown in jail." Kanzaki immediately said and Touma immediately knew that wasn't good although they didn't help often they definitely got it done when it was needed. "Also there may be a few dozen possible Stiyl level magicians coming to kill you?"

"Excuse me?" Touma asked his eye brow twitching the idea of people like Stiyl with incredibly deadly powers going against him was horrifying he'd rather fight the church itself honestly.

"Ms. Blabber mouth here let it leak that you were able to defeat a large amount of wizards on your own as well as a whole church, coupled with avoiding her old one, and beating church leaders." Stiyl said taking another long puff of the cigarette before putting it out, when Kanzaki glared at him he sighed. "Well it might have been a little me as well."

"In the end we were looking for bragging rights, and we are sorry for that, but now magicians are all after you in an effort to prove that they deserve to be a famous wizard." Kanzaki said reaching into a bag she had brought with her. "Although we can't help you fight them we can help off the books, this is the first one we expect to be here as he has the most resources. He will be here in about a week, in this file is all of his abilities."

"Review his file and know his abilities, we'll give you them as we get them, but you might be on your own sometimes." Stiyl said pulling out three more files. "Now we heard you have a party to get to, and we believe that he'll be showing up there so be ready."

"I have to get ready." Touma said with a sigh ushering them out in a hurry closing avoiding the questions that the reporters screamed. "Index I'm going out for a few hours in about thirty minutes."

She didn't seem to hear him as she continued to violently chew through the food.

Please Review everyone.