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Chapter 1

"Aria - the Kingdom of Songs - here we come!" Luffy declared as he sat atop the Sunny's head.

A creepy voice snickered, "Aria is known for their ravishing songstresses, yohohohoho!"

"Beautiful ladies?" Sanji's face lit up.

As the skeleton and cook continued to fantasize together, a dark, solemn voice burst their bubble.

"But I also heard that the King loves women. Almost all the beautiful bachelorettes have been taken as his concubine,"

"Forcing them into marriage, huh?" How cruel," Usopp commented.

Suddenly, a tiny voice cried out in horror. "Doesn't that mean Nami and Robin will be in danger?"

"What?! Nami-swan and Robin-chwan will be in danger?!"

"Yes, indeed, we may end up being his concubines," Robin smiled.

The sniper shivered. "D-don't say such things with that face, Robin!"

"Oh, I have a SUPER idea!" the resident cyborg jumped up, scaring away the seagulls that were perched on his hair.

Chopper's eyes shone. "You're so cool, Franky! What is it?"

Franky beamed in pride. "Marry them off,"

"To whom?"

"To some-two from our crew."

"Ooooooii! Zoro, wake up! Nami, where are you? We have an important discussion!"

Nami came out from the kitchen. "What, our captain knows how to have an important discussion?"

"Is it dinner time already?" a sleepyhead asked, looking around groggily.

"Oh, good, everyone's here now," Luffy grinned. "Nami, Robin, choose your husbands!"

After Robin explained the situation to Nami, the guys got in a straight line, standing side-by-side.

"So, the objective is to pretend that we are already married an thus fend off the pervert of a King, right?" Nami asked, as Robin nodded in reply. In attempt to get this over and done with, the girls started their selection promptly.

They looked at Luffy, who was grinning goofily, rather excited about the prospects of being a husband and dad soon.

"Too stupid," Nami thought with a sigh.

"He's too young," Robin announced with a motherly smile, as Luffy looked down in dejection.

They shifted their attention to Franky.

"Pervert," came Nami's reaction.

"Older than me, but embarrassing to be with," Robin honestly declared.

The girls looked into Brook's hollow eyes.

"No." they rejected the idea in immediate unison.

"Yohohohohohoho, that means I can't see your panties?"

As Chopper's turn came, they smiled and ruffled his fur, only adoring him.

Usopp. Wait, where was he?

"Whatever, let's move on," Nami shrugged. He was probably suffering from 'I-can't-get-married-to-anyone-but-Kaya' right now.

She eyed Zoro in contemplation. Feeling nervous under her intense gaze, Zoro's face heated up and he shifted his eyes to the side.

"My, Swordsman-san, could you perhaps be blushing?" the older woman mused, in which Zoro responded with a flustered denial.

"Nami-san.." Sanji looked at her expectantly, with eyes full of promise.

Robin watched Nami thoughtfully, deciding to let the younger girl make a choice first.

Nami saw the cook's earnest gaze and decided to grant his wish just this once. He had, after all, done a lot for her.

"Alright, I'll go with Sanji-kun then,"

"Then I'll take Swordsman-san," Robin flashed Zoro a smile, noticing the subtle disappointment reflected in his eyes. "Could it be…" she thought with a giggle.

Author's note:

There. It was really boring to write the first chapter, so I reckon it will be as boring to read it. Lots of dialogue here and they don't look as appealing as they would animated. But I'm 3/4 way done with Chapter 2 now! Will most likely post it tomorrow hahahahahaha I think. Please note that this will not have any romance between Zoro and Robin. Only SanjixNami, and a little one-sided ZoroxNami, if you sensed it.