A/N:Hey! This is another story I was working on! I missed DRRR xD Shizaya is my OTP so I had to write them :)

Enjoy~

Keep It Nice

Monday

"No- wait-!"

CRASH

And with a resounding smash, the desk that was sitting ever-so-innocently on the floor was now embedded into the wall. An angry roar followed as another desk was promptly lifted into the air.

The brunette standing at the door groaned, his face in his hands. "Guys please-"

"Missed me again Shizu-chan", laughed a dark haired boy, who was leaning lightly on the upended table. The boy wore a plain red shirt, black jacket cut off at the midriff, and black pants. His blood-red eyes flashed maliciously. He chuckled."Your aim is worse than ever. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole school was destroyed before you even scratch m-whoops!"

The boy leapt aside to avoid another flying 'projectile'.

"IZAAAAAAAYA!" came a yell from a blond across the room.

"Izaya! Shizuo! Please stop it!" cried the small brunette, as he tugged fruitlessly on the blond's arm, trying to break up the fight. "It hasn't even been ten minutes and half the classroom is already demolished!"

Shizuo pried him off without a single glance; he was still glaring daggers at the other boy. "Let go of me Shinra! You know it's entirely Izaya's fault!"

"Now, now. How old are you Shizu-chan? You shouldn't go blaming the fault on others. After all, you threw the desk" Izaya pointed out, gesturing towards the intrusion in the wall. From his words, one could assume he was bored, if it wasn't for the maniacal smirk on his face.

"You flea- I'm going to kill you!" Shizuo yelled, throwing a heavy punch at his head. Izaya dodged it easily and flipped out his switchblade. With a flick of his wrists, a long gash appeared along Shizuo's chest splattering the ground with blood. The wound did nothing to stop the blond though, if anything it only enraged him further.

"WHY YOU-!" He was cut off as another person grabbed hold of him from behind.

"Calm down Shizuo. Shinra's right, you don't want to get detention again," reasoned Kadota.

"For the third time this week", added Shinra, who was still glued to Shizuo's arm.

Shizuo hesitated. As much as he hated Izaya, he had gotten into enough trouble regarding him to last a lifetime. There was a silence in which everyone watched cautiously as Shizuo cooled down.

"And shall I point out it's only Monday?" Smirked Izaya, perched upon the table, grinning as he ran the bloody knife against his lips.

And all hell broke loose.

"What did you say that for Izaya?" Sighed Shinra exasperatedly as the three of them walked back from class. Three of them referring to Kadota, Izaya, and himself. Shizuo has undoubtedly received yet another detention for 'destruction of school property'.

Soon they were going to have to add a new section in the rules just for Shizuo, thought Shinra exasperatedly. I'm sure there isn't a section for 'throwing school property and attempt at murdering a fellow classmate with a desk'.

"Why not?" smiled Izaya. "It's true after all."

"Yeah but you don't try to defuse a situation by taunting him more", said Kadota shaking his head.

Izaya grinned playfully. "And who said anything about defusing the situation? It's much more fun to play with Shizu-chan when he's angry. Wouldn't you agree Dotachin?"

"Don't call me that."

"Excuse me, Izaya-kun." Came a voice from behind them. The three of them turned around and found themselves face to face with Raira academy's vice principal. She was fairly tall, taller than Kadota by the looks of it, rigid back, wore glasses, and had her hair in a tight bun at the top of her head. She wore the look of an angry parent who had just caught their child in some wrongdoing.

"Good morning vice principal", said Shinra happily, his usual smile back on his face.

She nodded politely towards him and turned back to face Izaya.

"Izaya-kun, please come with me", she said briskly.

"And why may I ask?"

"You are getting detention. You are to sit your detention now in that room", she gestured to the door at the end of the hall.

Izaya frowned. "Shizuo threw the desk, not me."

Shinra who wasn't accustomed to hearing Izaya call the blond "Shizuo", thought it sounded quite strange coming from his lips. What happened to the stupid nickname?

"We are well aware of that. However, you were also involved and you should also know that fighting in classrooms is prohibited," she said without the slightest change of tone or expression.

"And if I haven't made myself clear enough, you will be sitting a double detention for an hour. In that room. With Shizuo."

"I can't believe you got me into detention", groaned Izaya. His chair was tilted backwards so that it was leaning on two legs and his hands were behind his head, a look of utter boredom upon his face.

"You make it sound like you were just an innocent bystander. Don't shit with me flea," growled Shizuo.

The two boys were sitting on opposite sides of the room, determinedly not looking at each other. Or at least, Shizuo was. He felt that the sight of the flea's face would probably send him into another rage. Izaya however, kept throwing fertive glances towards the blond, and turning away in annoyance when he realized Shizuo wasn't looking.

A few minutes passed in silence.

Izaya turned towards Shizuo for the hundreth time and pouted. What was wrong with the idiot? We are in detention together, in the same room, without a teacher. Why isn't he trying to kill me? Damn it, why is it that the protozoan always defies my expectations?

"I'm bored Shizu-chan," he whined. "You can't seriously expect to sit here for an hour in silence right?"

He slipped his switchblade out from his sleeve.

"C'mon. Play with me."

Shinra had always been telling Shizuo to just ignore Izaya since fighting him never did much good. This time Shizuo felt like he was doing an alright job. Well, he hasn't beaten the flea into a pulp yet, though his fingers were twitching to do just that. He could still feel the flea's eyes boring into his back and that alone already makes him want to bash Izaya's face in. But at least he shut up.

"Shizu-chan."

And of course I spoke too soon.

"Shizu-chan, don't ignore me. I'm bored. Come on, entertain me."

Shizuo turned his head defiantly towards the wall, trying to tune out the flea's voice.

Izaya frowned. Shizuo's head whipped back immediately at the sound of a whooshing blade, missing the tip of Izaya's knife just barely.

"What the hell flea!"

"Shizu-chan, stop ignoring me it's not fun," complained Izaya.

"Maybe I wouldn't be ignoring you if your idea of fun didn't include throwing knives at people! And not to mention I'm in here 'cause of you," added Shizuo.

"Aw I wouldn't say that. We're in here because you threw a desk...more than one."

"Well if you stop being so damn annoying I wouldn't have thrown the desk!" snapped Shizuo. He clenched his fists, his desire to hit the flea fighting with his determination not to get into any more trouble.

Izaya sighed. "This conversation is getting nowhere. It's no fun when you're so set on not fighting."

Tch. Shizuo crossed his arms and turned away.

"Maybe we should spice things up a bit... Shizu-chan, are you up for a bet?"

Shizuo scowled. "No fucking way you damn flea. And after all this time I've known you, your idea of interesting is fucking twisted and I'll be damned if you even know the definition of fair game."

"Oh come on Shizu-chan cut me some slack. What's the point of 'fair game' when cheating's so much more fun?" Chuckled Izaya shrugging his arms, his smile not wavering for a second. Then his expression dropped and he looked serious.

"But this time Shizu-chan I will play by the rules alright? So would you play with me?"

Shizuo opened his mouth to retort but Izaya cut him off.

"I know what you're going to say so just let me add in the interesting part. If you win, I'll leave Ikebukuro forever." He smirked. "Tempting isn't it Shizu-chan? And I'm not lying. You know that I always keep up part of my deals. Now are you interested in playing?"

"As if you'll actually leave, flea." Scoffed Shizuo, turning his head away again.

Crossing his arms, Izaya's expression changed to that of annoyance. "You know I always keep my word in a trade. I'm an informant after all."

"By informant you mean you sell gossip to dumb female students for money."

"Hey, people are interested in gossip now. I can deal you drugs too or give you inside info on government plans, but my 'customers' here at this school are too boring. They only want local gossip." Izaya's eye twitched slightly as though irritated that nobody was interested in his actual good info. "Anyways, I do keep to the rules. Just watch out for the loopholes." He stuck out his tongue and winked.

Hmph.

A faint smiled played around Izaya's lips. He could tell Shizuo was interested.

After a few minutes, Shizuo broke the silence.

"Okay so what?"

Izaya broke into a grin.

"Yay! I knew Shizu-chan would be interested! Finally some way out of this boredom!"

"Hey! I just asked what is was! I didn't agree to anything yet!"

"Sure sure~ as long as you'll play."

Izaya let his chair drop with a loud band and turned it so that he faced Shizuo.

"The bet is that you will have to stay one week, without insulting me. That includes physical assault and any other methods of harm. You can talk though, but nothing overly rude."

He snickered.

"And with your temper you won't last a day."

A vein throbbed in Shizuo's temple.

"IZAYAA! IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?"

"Nope! Well it's funny to me! But seriously, if you win, I will leave. Just imagine, I'll never bother you again."

Shizuo's arm twitched slightly, either from rage or from the effort of restraining himself. He glowered at Izaya.

Suddenly, Izaya burst out laughing.

"HA! Your face was hilarious Shizu-chan. Aw shame you won't play. But watching your expression was fun! Thanks for entertaining me!" Izaya swiveled around in his chair, still stifling his chuckles.

Pfft that look on the protozoan's face! That was well worth the time. He was actually predictable then. He's more predictable than I thou-

"Deal."

Izaya's head snapped around and his jaw dropped.

What?!

A/N:So that's it for the first chapter. Kinda short I know ^^; This story will have multiple chapters (8 probably, this one and one for each day of their 'week') :D

If you liked please review! I appreciate all feedback and reviews mean more to me than favs or follows. (though I appreciate those too.)

And on another note, I've posted the first chapter of my K and DRRR crossover story. It's called Lost in the City and it will have multiple chapters too. Mainly featuring SaruMi and Shizaya. If you're interested please check it out on my page! c:

Thanks for reading!