"I am aware that I can seem cold and uncaring."

Sherlock picked up and uncorked the Pinot Grigio without breaking eye contact with the woman sitting opposite. He poured into each of their glasses.

"But I have come to believe that personal attachments can be useful elements in a human support network, leading to increased emotional security and greater productivity overall."

He lifted his glass and his date wordlessly matched his move. "Cheers."

They clinked.

"Now," Sherlock said briskly, "What qualities do you have that I might care about?"

There was a pause.

Sherlock sighed. He was getting used to the sound of chairs scraping back quickly. "Fine, fine, go on then, bye."

He sipped his wine and read the menu. Another fruitless venture. The food here looked good though. Maybe John was free.