AUTHOR'S NOTE

First of all, this has the harem situation of Majikoi Oh! Samurai Girls!, but none of the events of the Anime take place, in fact, the harem situation will probably be the only anime reference in this fan-fiction. this will be more referenced on the VN, but won't be exactly like the VN. Just wanted to let you know that it's more based on the VN than the Anime or Manga.

Don't Leave Me, Seriously!

Friday, September 4th, 2009

"Hey, hey Yamato, wake up!" said an unknown, but strangely familiar voice.

I decide to ignore the voice and continue sleeping.

"Oh hi there, Sword of Kusanagi, let me wake you up since Yamato isn't awake." said the voice.

I spring up and roll backwards, dodging the sexual advance from the voice, but accidentally hit my head on the wardrobe behind me, seeing Miyako in the blank space where I used to be.

"Oww, damnit Miyako, don't do that while I'm trying to sleep." I said.

"I only do this because I love you." said Miyako.

"Let's just stay as friends." I said.

"Humph, I'm not going to let someone like Wanko or Momo-senpai steal away my beloved Yamato." muttered Miyako.

"I don't know how many times I've told you Miyako, I only love hermit crabs, nothing else." I said.

In case you didn't know, I somehow made all the girls in the Kazama Family to fall in love with me, and to get out of that sticky situation I was in, I said I only loved hermit crabs, but that hasn't stopped them from giving up yet, in fact, that's made them try harder for them to compete over me, and I'm nearing my limit, as I truly hate it when they compete like this.

"Whatever, are you going to the base today?"

"Of course, it's Friday after all, now come here!" Miyako exclaimed.

I dodge her second sexual advance in the past 5 minutes.

"Wow Miyako, two sexual advances in 5 minutes, you're fired up today, aren't you?" I asked, filled with despair as I know the answer that's about to come out of her mouth.

"Of course, today's the day that I finally make you mine and show the rest of the girls that I've won the greatest prize!" said Miyako, excitedly.

"You see, this is why I love hermit crabs, as they treat me as more than just a reward." I said, filled with anger and despair over the fact that I'm just a prize to them.

Man, this is going to get complicated, especially since today's the Friday Gathering, they will be all over me today, again.

"Whatever, get out already so I can get dressed." I said, but I regretted that sentence as soon as I said that as I know the answer that's imminent

"Well, I can help you with that." said Miyako coyly.

"Get out!" I yelled.

"Fine, fine, I'm going out now." muttered Miyako.

"Damn, what's gotten into her, well, I guess it was my fault that I said I was going to get dressed, as she always says that." I say to myself.

I quickly get dressed and get ready for school today.

I eat breakfast quickly, so I don't get assaulted by three of the five in my harem that I somehow created, and head out by myself, with the three of them trying to follow behind me. However, I'm nearing my limit on this whole harem business, so I decide to stop and tell them to let me walk by myself.

"Chris, Mayucchi, Miyako, don't follow me today, I really don't feel like dealing with this today." I said, with a bit of a grouchy attitude.

"What's wrong? Are you feeling okay? Do you need me to take care of you?" The three all say at once.

The trio soon looked at each other with murderous faces and I took this opportunity to escape from them, but soon run into an even bigger problem, and its name is Kawakami Momoyo.

"Hey, little bro!" She yells.

I start running with all my might, as she hasn't fought recently, so she gets a bit of a built up battle libido and guess where that ends up? On me.

"Don't you run away from me, it only makes things worse!" She yells.

I ignore her and keep running with all the speed I have inside me, but she's quickly catching up, but I have an escape plan.

I'm soon at the Bridge of Weirdos where I execute my escape plan: Jump into the Tama River.

"Sorry Nee-san, I don't really feel like doing this today!" I yell right before I vault over the guard rail of the Bridge of Weirdos.

"So you do something so crazy as to jump into the Tama River just to avoid me, huh?" Nee-san mutters.

Nee-san soon walks off towards Kawakami Academy alone, while I'm still in the middle of freezing Tama River.

"Well, about time for me to get out now, as Nee-san's gone." I said.

I swim over to the bank of the Tama River and climb out of the river, and decide to go to sleep here on the banks.

Several Hours Later…

I wake up to a world of darkness and suffocation.

"Mmmmf, mmmmf, mmmmf." I muffle

Something is on my face, and it's big enough to completely suffocate me, so I try to push whatever is suffocating me away.

*Push* *Yawn*

Sure enough, Tatsuko is there, sleeping, with her boobs on my face again.

"Really Tatsuko, don't be placing your boobs on my face every time I sleep by the Tama River." I say, almost half-heartedly.

I don't know if you can say that's a good thing or a bad thing, considering the fact that I have almost died of suffocation before, but since I'm not really in a good mood today, due to the whole Kazama Harem situation, I take it as a bad thing, which probably wasn't a good idea.

"Ooh, a Yamato hamburger!" Tatsuko says excitedly and starts rushing towards me.

"Great, not this again!" I yell and start running at full speed, again.

I run back to the Bridge of Weirdos, where the rest of the Kazama Family is on the other side of the bridge.

"Hey, Yamato!" yelled Kazama.

"Huh, Yamato?" said Chris, Mayucchi, Miyako, Wanko, and Nee-san, at the same time.

"Sorry, no time now!" I say and point to the Tatsuko close behind me and decide to execute my escape plan, again.

"Damn, twice in one day I have to jump off the Bridge of Weirdos!" I yell, right before I vault over the guard rail, again.

"Wait, twice in one day!?" says the surprised Kazama.

"Yeah, I'll tell you about it later!" I yell as I'm falling into the Tama River.

I hit the cold water of the Tama River and swim away as fast as I can back to the Shimazu Dorm.

I soon reach the Shimazu Dorm and open the door to find, not so surprisingly, the five women that all want me.

"Here too!?" I say with a slight sense of surprise.

I slam the door shut as soon as I say that and, for the third time today, I'm running at full speed away from the Shimazu Dorm, with all 5 of those girls trailing behind me.

"I really need to get faster." I joke to myself.

I eventually (somehow) lose them in the streets of Kawakami, and quickly decide to go to the secret base for the Friday Gathering. As I am walking towards the secret base, I find Kazama just getting off of his shift at the book store.

"Hey, Kazama!" I yelled. "Want to walk to the secret base for the Friday Gathering?"

"Sure!" He yelled back. "But you got to help carry these books for me!"

"Fine, it beats going there with any of the 5 women that keep competing for my love." I say, half-heartedly.

"Hey Yamato, what's with you saying that's the second time you've jumped off the Tama Bridge?" he asked.

"Well, Nee-san was chasing me and that was the closest escape route, then that Tatsuko girl called me a Yamato Hamburger again and you know the rest." I explained.

"Ah, so that's why you weren't in school today." He said, disapprovingly.

"Hey, like you have any room to disapprove Kazama." I replied.

Kazama starts laughing.

"Hah, well you sure are right about that." Said Kazama, with an admitting tone.

"Come on," He said. "The base is just ahead."

"I really hope this won't turn hostile between those five like last Friday." I said, filled with despair on the thought of last Friday's Gathering.

"You honestly need to pick one or reject them all, Yamato." He says.

"Don't you think I've tried?!" I said, half angrily. "I've rejected them countless times already, but they're being as relentless as Miyako!"

"Hey, Why are you talking about Miyako, am I not good enough for you?!" said Wanko in an angry tone.

"Hahaha, so Yamato picks me after all." Miyako says excitingly. "Come Yamato, let's go into the bushes."

"Hell no!" I yell, infuriated. "Screw this, I can't be around them, I'm going home."

"Wait Yamato, what about the Friday Gathering?" Asked the rest of the Kazama Family.

"It's not the Friday Gathering anymore! It's just you five trying to win my attention when Gakuto, Moro, and Kazama just sit there in the corner and do the real Friday Gathering, I can't stand this anymore, if you guys keep this up, I'll leave the Kazama Family and move with my parents overseas!" I said, full of rage.

I turn around and leave them with their dumbfounded and shock-filled faces over what I just said.

End of Chapter 1