Disclaimer: Yes, I am Envy, I came through The Gate and changed my appearance so that i look like Hiromu Arakawa, after writing and publishing Fullmetal Alchemist I then moved to England and changed my appearance and name to J. K. Rowling and wrote Harry Potter. Then because I was bored I made a profile on Fanfiction and made a crossover of my two series. In your dreams people, In your dreams.

The Deal of Eternity

Chapter 1

A groan sounded through the air as a figure slowly started to revive itself; blinking his golden eyes against the harsh bright landscape, desperately searching for something to rest their eyes on other than that cold, cruel, white space. They came to rest on the all too familiar pair of doors, with its twisted designs of tormented souls, screaming in agony, desperately trying to escape; for they, were the sinners who had trespassed on God's territory. The door seemed to suck everything into it, like a bottomless void that fed off of the darker side of humanity, that monster inside us all. It was a sight that not many people could claim to have seen this sight, and of those, only a handful could boost of surviving it.

"Welcome back Mr. Al-chem-ist."

A white figure slowly came into shape before The Door. It was crude, humanoid enough to seem like you would know it. It lacking all features except for a mouth that was open in an unsettling grin, overall the sight was one that awoke a primal fear inside the boy—a fear that had been forgotten to humanity since times past.

"I'm here for my brother, give me back Alphonse, give me back my brother." The Blonde boy growled at the figure.

"What's in it for me? Don't you remember? Equivalent Exchange Mr. Al-chem-ist!" the creature sang.

"My Gate, take it, my alchemy for my brother."

"Nope."

"WH-what?!" you can't take it?!"

"Congrats you win; but it is impossible for me to take your gate. Perhaps if you hadn't seen the truth I could accept it, but it's too late for that now. "

"I thought you could do anything." The outline paused and sheepishly scratched the back of its 'head'.

"About that, I'm not really God… I'm just The Gate Keeper… you could say that I guard The Gate if you will. The reason I can't accept your Gate is because after seeing the knowledge behind these doors, your life is tied to your Alchemy permanently and; in turn, because of the fact you've been tied to your brother's body that ties his life to you as well. So I could take your Gate if you really want me to but both of you would die… Besides, I have a better idea of what to do with you."

The boy's eyelid twitched. "So you've been lying to me this whole time about who you are?!" the boy snarled. He stopped and took a deep, shaky breath. "How can I save Al."

"I have realized that your world is not ready for the Philosopher's Stones yet. So—"He was cut off.

"No shit, of course we weren't ready you moron. What gave you that hint? Oh let me guess it was the mass genocide that was used to create them—or better yet the frikin war that just took place!" glad you finally got the damn memo." The boy allowed sarcasm to ooze out of his voice. The figure flinched; ever so slightly, before plowing on.

"There are other dimensions beyond The Gate, not many of them have Equivalent Exchange either. That's why the few that do follow Equivalent Exchange, like your dimension, have it so severe because you are the ones that even it out. Balance the budget if you will. But unfortunately it doesn't always work that way."

"What are you getting at Bastard?"

"What I'm getting at Mr. Al-chem-ist, Is that I want to give you all the Stones in your world and send you through The Gate and have you balance out these worlds. For doing this for me I will give your brother back, but you will not be allowed to go back to your world."

"Why the hell would I agree to that?!" The boy growled through gritted teeth.

"Oh what was it again?—ah yes that's it! Take my other leg; take my arm take my heart! I don't care just give me back my brother! He's all I have left!" the last part was said in a younger voice, the voice of an 11 year old.

"Damn you." The boy growled darkly through gritted teeth, his whole body shook with rage.

"Anyways, why wouldn't you take it? It's a free opportunity for Immortality, which if I remember correctly, is why the whole fiasco in your world was started! You and Your brother get off the hook, and you get to keep your alchemy! Why not!" The creature grinned.

"WHY?! WHY?! Maybe the reason why I don't want to accept is because I'll never see my home or family again! And yet you ask why. Bastard." The blonde exploded. The figure thought for a moment.

"Ah, fine. Give me your right arm and I'll let you telepathically communicate with your friends in every world you visit, even if their dead… I need you mobile though so then I'll just have to take your left leg again and I'll give you auto mail that repairs itself..."the sole feature the creature possessed grinned. "Yes, I like that idea… though I am still getting robbed, but no matter you will earn it back with the equivalency you give." It sat down.

"So Mr. Al-chem-ist, what will it be? This is The Deal of Eternity."

"Add in Teacher's organs and Mustang's eyesight as well as Havoc's paralysis, and you've got a deal." The boy jumped at the opportunity.

"You drive a hard bargain, but fine it's a deal." The thing pouted, then took on its trademark grin.

"Have fun with the wizards Mr. Al-chem-ist!" Truth called.

"WHAT?! Wizards!? Truth what the HELL are you talking about?!" The shocked blonde yelled as The Gates creaked open. The trademark tiny black hands reached out and grabbed for him; slowly, bit by bit deconstructing him painfully, as they dragged him through The Gate.

"Good luck Mr. Al-chem-ist" Truth sang as it's 'body' dissolved until, much like the Cheshire Cat there was only Its unnerving grin left, till that too winked out of existence.

SLAM! The Gates swung shut.