A/N: Well, here it is! The finale!
Ultima's PoV
As I started to walk into the doors, Eris grabbed me and pulled me back.
"What are you doing?!" I asked.
"I just remembered that the World Champion is on a business trip in Unova. She'll be back pretty soon." she replied.
"You tell me this now?" I said sarcastically. Eris said nothing.
Five minutes have gone by and Ciara was filing her nails while Nina was painting hers. The kids were either playing patty cake, sleeping in their mother's arms, or sniffing random things.
"Thingy!" Sarah squealed as she pointed to my shoe.
Alice was rubbing her stomach and kept looking at it.
"Well, Henry, it looks like we're having twins. One boy and one girl." she said with a smile. Eris spit out her glass of chocolate milk in surprise…which promptly exploded..
"You got the goddess of all Pokemon pregnant?!" Eris screamed.
"What are they going to look like?" I asked, completely ignoring Eris.
"Anyway you want! You have seven hundred and eleven options." Alice replied.
"Why seven hundred and eleven?" I asked.
"Because Dittos are failed attempts to clone my daughter, Mewtwo was result, Deoxys is an alien, and Porygon were artificially made! It baffles even me how they can breed and evolve much less be considered a species!" Alice ranted.
"…I pick you."
"Why me?" she asked in confusion.
"Well you were a baby once, right? You never wondered what it would be like raising a miniature version of yourself?" I asked.
"It has crossed my mind, yes, but…" she trailed off.
"But what?" I urged.
"…N-Nevermind. Twin baby Arceai it is!"
Her hand glowed gold and slowly rubbed it around her tummy. She wagged her tail and smiled.
"Hey, guys, do you know what I just realized? We're all naked!" Lavanya squealed.
"Not me." Whitney muttered.
"Me neither." Yurkia agreed.
"Fully clothed here." Alice reminded.
"Vait. I haff a latex jumpsuit on. Does that count?" Nina commented.
Eris' phone started ringing and she quickly picked it up and answered before any of us heard the rest of her ringtone. Something about eternal chaos.
"H-Hello? Oh! Hi, WC! How's it been in Unova…? Wait. What do you mean you never left…? How did we run out of milk that fast? No, I'm not going to go get some more! I have a challenger waiting for you and you're telling me to get you milk?!…Okay, that works. I'll send him up and go get your stupid milk. Okay, bye…"
"Well that was weird." I commented.
"Shut up and get on the stupid elevator. I have to go get milk…" Eris muttered as she walked away.
We walked on the elevator, which was really just another circular platform with a Premier Ball design, and we stopped at a straightforward corridor that had jumpable ledges like an oversized staircase that led to another elevator. On the side, there were statues of a Charizard, Dragonite, Gyrados, Tyranitar, Salamance, Garchomp, Hydriegon, Goodra, Noivern, the legendary birds, Mew, Mewtwo, the legendary beasts, Lugia, Ho-Oh, the Eon twins, the weather trio, the Tao trio, Xerneas, Yveltal, and finally the creation trio, ending with a statue of the goddess of them all, Alice.
"These statues are so lifelike." I commented.
"Give that sculptor a sticker! " Lavanya squealed.
"The hell? I want a sticker!" Ciara grumbled.
We carried on and we were now in front of a circular arena which had more statues at the walls and at the center was and engraving of sorts that looked like Alice's cross-wheel. There was a statue of a Medicham, Venasuar, Blastoise, Aerodactyl, Kangaskahn, Banette, Mawile, Scizor, Gyrados, Lucario, Absol, Blaziken, Houndoom, Manetric, Gardevoir, Gengar, Garchomp, Tyranitar, Aggron, Alakazam, Ampharos, Heracross, Pinsir, and two statues of Mewtwo and Charizard. They looked different, almost as if they've been…
"Mega Evolved." I finished my own thought.
"Huh?" Lavanya piped up.
"These are all statues of Mega Evolved Pokemon." I explained.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious…Ugh. Is that what I'll look like? Eww! It looks like someone fused me with a Deoxys! And blue eyes do not compliment me at all!" Ciara raved.
"Oh shut up. At least you're not going through technical marriage like a Gardevoir." Sally muttered.
"…Well you were quiet for a damn long time! We almost forgot you existed!" Abigail exclaimed.
"Well that's just plain rude. Can you at least be more considerate to your own Field Egg group?" Sally asked.
"I'm in there, too!" Lavanya squealed.
"So is seventy five percent of the whole PokeDex and then some." Lucy commented.
"And I'm in the Grass Egg group." Whitney added.
"And Lavanya's also in the Human-Like Egg group so Cacturn can breed with both her and Whitney!" Lyra said, putting her two cents in.
"Ewww!" they both screamed.
"Hey! It's not as hilariously gross as Wailord and Skitty!" Sammy countered while Selena was chewing on her hair.
"Or Wailord and Diglett!" Natalie continued.
"Is that even possible?!" Ignacia screamed in horror as she cradled Gloria while she poking at one of her developing spikes.
"It's weird how I'm also in the Dragon Egg group. That means I could get ripped apart by a Salamance dick!" Abigail shrieked in terror.
"Or a Wailord, considering that it's also in the Field Egg group." Yurkia grumbled.
"Look who's talking! You're also in the Field Egg group!" Ignacia snapped.
"You don't say?" Nina muttered sarcastically.
"You get fucked by Wailord! You get fucked by Wailord! Everyone gets fucked by a Wailord!" Lavanya announced.
"Except for me." Whitney and Nina muttered.
"…So do you think that Fennekin and Ryperior will be the new Skitty and Wialord?" Lavanya asked.
"…Nah." they all chorused rather loudly and obnoxiously.
"…I seriously think you were drunk when you were making the Egg groups, Alice." I muttered.
"I was drunk before alcohol was invented! Your argument is invalid!" Alice happily squealed.
"…Okay, all Egg group jokes aside, just what do we do to move on?" Skyla asked.
"…Let's poke the heck out of it!" Lavanya suggested.
"But it has my cross-wheel thingy on it, so I think I should do it." Alice explained.
"Really, Alice? Really? Thingy? Out of the entire vocabulary that you infinitely possess, you picked 'thingy'?" I questioned.
"Shut up! You never believed in my trapeze talents! Never!" she mocked cried.
I arched a brow and Alice stomped her foot on the emblazoned symbol on the ground. A massive crystal staircase materialized in a gold flash of light, leading to somewhere that was hidden in the clouds.
"Boy, this Vorld Champion chick loves to exaggerate staircases and final boss syndrome…Vlad! Get down from there!" Nina scolded.
"Nuuu…I tired." he mewed out from the Mega Gardevoir statue's pointy chest thingy…Great. Now I'm doing it.
He was upside down and and had his tiny purple wings tucked in front of him. Poor little guy just wanted to sleep. We started walking up the stairs and Nina constantly looked down every five steps.
"Vlad…"
Nina's voice was becoming stern. Vlad ignored her and began to lightly snore while making little chirpy noises. Nina huffed in frustration and walked back down to pick up Vlad, who kept sleeping despite no longer being upside down.
"Somebody get him a tree branch." she whined as she caught up with us.
"He's just sleepy, Nina. Don't have a temper tantrum." I said calmly.
"I suppose you're right." she sighed.
We continued to climb up the staircase and I looked at Alice and Skyla's belly.
"What do you think we should name our kids?" I asked them.
"You can choose any name you want…As long as I approve." Alice added.
"I've been thinking of naming him Luke…Alice told me the gender of our little bundle of joy." she explained.
"Luke it is, then. Hmm…How about Adam and Eve?" I asked.
"Too controversial and obvious." she replied.
"Umm…Mary and Joseph?"
"No."
"Isaac and Rebecca?"
"No."
"Abraham and Sarah?" I said desperately, grasping at nonexistent straws.
"NO! Okay, seriously?! Where are you getting these names from?!" Alice added angrily.
"I don't know! It's like some divine force from above is making me - …Seriously, Alice?" I snarked.
"Don't look at me! I'm not doing it! Even though I could….Isaac sounds nice, though, so that's probably a keeper." she said calmly.
"But you just said that-"
"When paired up with that specific name." Alice sternly interrupted.
"Yeah. We don't want an angry mob, now do we? I think there's a pitchfork and torches store practically everywhere!"
"No there isn't, Lavanya." Ciara muttered.
"Yuh huh! There's one all the way down there!" she countered while pointing at a yellow building named "Bob's Pitchfork and Torches Store".
"What the fuck?" Abigail stated in confusion.
We eventually made it to the top while we were gasping for breath, except for Alice and Skyla, who were being lifted up by a golden bubble. I was on one knee and my left hand was one the ground while I was heavily breathing.
"What kind of sadistic bitch does this crap?!" Ciara screamed.
"Me squishy!" Lawrence said adorably.
"Y-Yes..Yes you are." Lucy gasped out before going into a coughing fit over lack of sufficient air. He whimpered in concern and licked her face, which made her smile.
I got up, panting a little as I did so, and saw the hooded figure from before sitting on a golden throne with her head resting on her hand.
"You!" I shouted.
"Surprised to see me? You really shouldn't. We met three times already. But enough talk…Alice, I presume that you remember our little bargain?" the not so mysterious figure asked.
"What? Bargain? What is she talking about, Alice?" I inquired.
"Umm..I…Err.." Alice stuttered.
"She never told you? How sad…Though to be honest, you really should have been piecing it all together by now." the hooded figure said in another accent.
"What do you mean?!" I demanded.
"Everything was a lie. Your journey, your little groupie, and their love for you, was just one gigantic lie. You've been on a path, one we laid out for you. Unfortunately, there have been minor snags, but you managed to make up the difference." she responded.
"And what does this have to do with Alice?!" I asked.
"I'm getting there, my sweet…Alice here was desperate for a mate, but to be honest, she can't just barge on our doorstep and ask you to pound her brains out just like everyone else in your stupid harem, so we had a deal. I send you off on a journey, Alice gets you as her mate, has your kid, and I can enact my revenge."
"For what?! Just who are you?!"
"Aww. Now is that what you say to your darling wife after you cheat on me with so many women?"
She lost her accent and I instantly recognized her voice. She got up from her throne and slowly took off her cloak. It was none other than my own wife Miley. I didn't even deserve to be in her presence after what I have done. Worst of all is that both she and Alice knew, and Alice just kept it a secret.
"Feel that, honey? That's called betrayal. B-E-T-R-A-Y-A-L. And it's exactly what I felt when Alice told me of all your little romps. Granted, even those were planned, but I felt betrayed nonetheless. Every battle you had was mere mercy, and now that you know the truth, I will retract that mercy…" Miley said calmly.
"…"
"Hey. Are you okay?" she asked.
"I don't deserve to live, much less your pity and forgiveness!" I screamed.
I got on my hands and knees, and hot tears rivered down my face.
"I can and will forgive you, because even though I lied to you, that doesn't mean I no longer love you. " she cooed.
"I cheated on you. How can you still love me after all that I did? Furthermore, why is my team still with me when they were also in on it?!" I sobbed.
"Hey, just because ve vere in cahoots, doesn't mean ve never cared." Nina piped up.
"Name one time that you actually cared!" I screamed.
"Uhhh…"
"Exactly! You never cared about me! All you wanted from me was sex! Nothing more!" I yelled.
"To be fair, I -"
"No! Just shut up, Alice! You also lied to me!"
"…You're driving everyone you care for away. Even though you're upset, I know that deep down, under all that anger and betrayal and growing emotions of mistrust, I know that you still love us." Alice stated with a hint of…apology? Was she actually apologizing to me? The goddess of everything, apologizing to a mere mortal who isn't even worthy of being considered her mate, much less be the father of her children.
"…I…I just need some time alone." I groaned.
"At least I tried…" Alice sighed.
"This is al my fault. I never should have revealed it to him in the first place." Miley regretted.
"It's not your fault. You had to tell him sometime." Alice tried to justify her actions.
"Yeah! It even says so in the scri-"
"Nobody cares, Lavanya!" everyone shouted loudly except for me, Skyla, Alice, Miley, Whitney, and my children, who were all asleep. She blinked and just stood there.
"So now what?" Lavaanya asked, completely ignoring everyone's scolding.
"I guess we battle or something. Although, considering the situation, I don't think my hubby is in the mood for one…Pity. And he came so far." Miley muttered.
"We'll do it!" Lavanya squealed.
"You will?" Miley asked, flabbergasted.
"Hey, Henry may be down for the count, but we're not out just yet! We can battle without taking orders!" Yurkia said proudly.
"…You'd do that? For me? Even after what we just went through?" I asked.
"Yeah!" they all chorused.
"Like we said, we still care! We may not like you as much as you like Alice, your wife, or Skyla, but it's something!" Ciara piped up.
"Wait. Did you just call him Henry?" Miley asked.
"Long story. Are we going to fight or not? Yurkia grumbled.
"Well if it's a battle you want, it's a battle you'll get! Give it your all! I will hold nothing back!" Miley shouted. She threw out a Pokeball and a female Hydriegon popped out. At this, Lavanya stepped up.
"A Hydriegon, huh? Well that's a bit of a toughie. There are so many different spreads and Nature possibilities, not to mention her high base stats, that her moveset and battle capabilities are unpredicta- Whoa!" Lavanya interrupted herself to dodge an incoming Flamethrower.
"Please be quiet and just battle me. I'm in no mood for shenanigans." the Hydriegon grumbled.
"Helen here hits like a truck and is very bulky while being fast. Not as fast as a Niovern, but then again, nothing is…I think." Miley added.
"And she's a special attacker, right?" Lavanya asked.
"On the nose."
"Okay, now that we're done talking about the many possibilities that can be used to kick my ass, let's just battle already! I have a dentist appointment in two hours." Helen raved.
Lavanya suddenly ran up to her to use Jump Kick, but she moved out of the way, grabbed Lavanya's leg, and slammed her down to the ground. With her free leg, she made a small flurry of kicks to Helen's face and a small crack noise was heard from her mouth. Helen howled in pain and clenched her mouth, allowing Lavanya to use Tornado Kick on her face, and more crack noises were heard. Helen whimpered in pain as she got on her knees as she started spitting out her teeth. I counted four.
"M-My favorite teeth…All right! That's it, you hussy, you're fucking dead!" Helen screamed.
"For the record, I never had sex!" Lavanya screamed back as she ran in circles to dodge Helen's Draco Meteor.
Eventually, she got hit, sending her up in the air and giving Helen the opportunity to use Dark Pulse on her. The force knocked her back and slammed her against an invisible wall. Helen slowly walked over to her and grabbed her legs.
"I may only have three eights of my vitality left to continue fighting, but you only have one eighth left. What are your chances of winning?" she asked mockingly as she reached into her pocket and waved a Sitrus Berry in front of her face.
She put it away and slammed Lavanya to the ground only for her to land on her hands, break free, and kick Helen hard in the stomach, knocking the berry out of her pocket and knocking her out. Lavanya weakly opened her mouth and the berry landed in. She ate it without hesitation.
"Wow. She didn't have a chance to use Fly." Miley commented.
"Why would she use Fly if she's a special attacker?" Lavanya asked after eating another Sitrus Berry.
"To make her opponent waste an attack and for her to get a free shot. It works for Pokemon with Jump Kick, High Jump Kick, and the occasional Focus Blast. Surprised that she didn't, though." Miley added before sending out a female Tyranitar.
She snapped her fingers and she whipped a harsh sandstorm. She looked at Miley, who shook her head.
"Aww, c'mon! Why not?" the Tyranitar asked.
"Is it really worth it, Tiffany? She has Jump Kick, so considering your quadruple weakness to Fighting Type attacks -"
"And if you Mega Evolve me, I'll take less damage than usual." Tiffany argued.
"While that may be true, you just whipped up a sandstorm, so that'll lower her accuracy and give her an eighth of damage per turn, so after this, she'll be at half health. I'm pretty sure you can wipe out half her health or more in one go." Miley added confidently.
"Hello? I'm standing right here, you know." Lavanya deadpanned.
"Oh? You are? Well not for long! Say goodbye!" Tiffany yelled.
She slammed her tail on the ground and used Stone Edge. Lavanya jumped to dodge, but to no avail. She screamed in pain as the sharp rocks constantly pelted her and screamed louder as sand kept getting in her eyes.
"I never learned how to reeeaaad!" she squealed before collapsing.
"Well it looks like I'm up." Sally muttered.
She walked up and a neon green blade materialized into her hand as she rushed at her at blinding speeds. Tiffany's eyes widened in fear and Sally used Leaf Blade. After taking several slashes, Tiffany grabbed Sally's waist.
"Gotcha!"
"On the contrary, I got you!" Sally remarked.
She coiled her tail around Tiffany's arms and used Leaf Storm and Leaf Blade on Tiffany's face.
"Naarrgh! Pah! Is that all you got?!" Tiffany yelled.
Her mouth erupted into flames and she bit down hard on Sally's body, but she really didn't seem to mind. Although, she took the damage like a sponge, she kept wincing in slight pain every time the sand was in her eyes.
"…Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Sally said cooly.
"What the heck is wrong with you?! You shouldn't have survived!" Tiffany squawked in surprise.
"I'm a defensive wall. One of my many advantages…." Sally said wittingly.
"Advantage-shmatage! You're going down!" Tiffany whined.
"I beg to differ. Nature's Wrath!" Sally announced.
"What the - Gah! Eek! Bad touch! Bad touch! I need an adult!" Tiffany screamed as vines sprang up from the ground and tightly wrapped around her.
"I am an adult!" Sally replied.
The vines wiggled and squirmed all over Tiffany as she softly whimpered and started crying.
"Don't worry. I'll make this quick. You won't feel a thing." Sally said sadistically.
Tiffany glowed a light green and her vitality was being sapped away by the vines and it was being sent to Sally. She screamed in pain through the whole process and the sandstorm stopped.
"Please stop! I beg of you!" Tiffany wailed.
"And I shall." Sally replied coldly.
She poised herself and readied her blade as the vines constricted tighter and tighter against poor Tiffany. The blade grew to gigantic proportions and in a blink of an eye, Sally was now behind her with her eyes closed. When they opened, the vines exploded and Tiffany conked down to the ground with a thud.
"…Someone remind me to not give Sally anything sharp." Alice commented.
Miley got out her third Pokeball and sent out a female Gyrados. She started wiggling around and black, red, and purple energy swirled around her.
"Wiggly wiggly wiggly!" she chirped.
"Gabriella, now's not the time to be wiggly." Miley scolded.
"But I'm so wiggly!" Gabriella whimpered as she wiggled again.
"Me wiggly!" Sarah mewed.
Miley sighed as Gabriella kept wiggling with the energy swirling around her two more times. Without warning, Gabriella lunged at Sally and bit her multiple times with ice covered teeth.
"Num num num! I eats you nao!" Gabriella giggled as Sally winced and yelped in pain.
Sally tried to counterattack but Gabriella was just too fast. She sprang up into the air, coated with white energy, and crashed down onto Sally's stomach. Panting, she let out a scream and hissed in rage. Her eyes flashed red and Gabriella froze in fear.
"…Okay. Since when did Sally have Glare?" Ciara asked to nobody in particular.
Sally took no hesitation to use Leaf Blade and Leaf Storm on Gabriella. Unfortunately for her, the paralysis froze her in place, allowing a free Leaf Blade on her.
"You're meeaan!" she whined through clenched teeth.
"Don't care." Sally panted as she gasped for breath.
Gabriella angrily struggled against the paralysis and eventually won, despite being slowed down. She used Bounce again and Sally's eyes widened in pain. She slowly got on her knees and fainted face down. Natalie stepped up and Gabriella stomped her feet. The ground below Natalie shook and erupted in a two foot radius while she yelped loudly. The quaking subsided and Gabriella's paralysis kicked in and she whimpered out an "Uh oh.".
"Who wants some fried fish for lunch?" Natalie rang as she used Fire Blast.
"Nuuu!" Gabriella whimpered as Fire Blast connected. The force sent her flying and she flopped to the ground unconscious. At this, a female Dragonite was sent out.
"A Ninetales? Really? No really? That's what I'm up against?" she grouched.
"Hey! I'll have you know that I was IV bred, so at least this is sort of a fair fight!" Natalie countered.
"Good for you. So was I." the Dragonite countered.
"Daisy, will you stop being rude?" Miley scolded.
"Shut up. You're not my mother!" Daisy snapped.
"No but I do have her on speed-dial." Miley said slyly.
"…I'll be good." Daisy whispered in shame.
Daisy just stood there for a while and then her tail was suddenly coated in water. Without giving Natalie a chance to react, she started smacking her silly with it.
"Nooo! Water! My one weakness!" Natalie howled.
"There's also ground and ro-"
"I have hydrophobia!" Natalie interrupted angrily.
She took a deep breath and launched two blue Fire Blasts and a white hot one from her mouth. All three of them hit. Daisy whacked her with an Aqua Tail to the gut and she smacked an invisible wall, just as Lavanya did before, and fell to the ground, out like a log.
Nina rolled her eyes at Natalie's defeat and confidently strut in front of Daisy after giving a now awake Vlad to Whitney. Chuckling, she licked her lips and instantly fired out a Dragon Pulse. Daisy put her hands in front of her, and tried pushing against it, but she held her ground as she was the one being pushed, growling as she did so.
Daisy roared in anger and a howling blizzard shot out of her mouth which knocked Nina off her feet. Now she was the one growling as she slowly got up.
"I vill not…lose…to a stupid fucking Dragonite!" she screeched.
Her eyes flashed red, then purple, and finally yellow as a violet and black aura surrounded her body. She laughed maniacally as she summoned a ring of black and purple balls the size of a basketball. They floated down and and she picked picked up three and ate them with a loud crunch.
She glowed blue as a few black streams floated upward around her body. Small lavender orbs gathered to her and she exploded into a swarm of Crobats and Gliscors which charged at Daisy. A thick black haze surrounded her as she failed to jump over a Crobat and a Gliscor tripped her.
Daisy yawned and plopped down to sleep. Nina laughed without opening her mouth and her hands glowed magenta. Daisy flinched and whimpered in pain, occasionally screaming. Her eyes snapped open and she woke up as if she was having a heart attack. Nina just snickered.
"What the heck was that all about?! What did you do to me?!" Daisy yelled.
She shot out a Dragon Pulse infused with a Thunderbolt but Nina just took it like it was nothing. Again, Nina laughed.
"Let's see how vell your eyes vork!" she cackled after she ate three more balls.
Clones of her faded next to her and they were rather disorganized. One of them, which I assume was the real Nina, held up a purple electric ball, putt it away and they lined up side by side, shuffling around as they did so. One by one, they swiped the air with their palms out and the Nina in the middle threw the electric ball at Daisy who was knocked down on her back.
She wasn't moving so I assumed she was KO'd. My assumption was correct as Miley sent out a female Lucario, who started cowering. She whimpered in fear and had her tail tucked between her legs.
"I have to go again that thing?!" she screamed.
"Yes. Yes you do, Layla…I'm scared to, you know! She's gone batshit crazy!" Miley yelled hysterically.
Layla gulped and Nina smiled crazily. Her clones faded away and the black and purple orbs went away as spikier versions materialized in her hand and started spinning. Layla screamed in terror and ran away, but a purple, seemingly infinite, path appeared below her and Nina gave chase.
"Now vhere do you think you're doing?" she giggled.
She threw the spiky balls with perfect accuracy and they circled Layla as she kept running.
"Oh shit! What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?!" she screamed in a panic.
The spiky orbs slowly closed in on her and Layla looked like she was about to cry. Nina snapped her fingers and the orbs retracted away before quickly closing in and exploding, sending Layla back to the arena. Nina flew back and the track disappeared.
The orbs came back and Layla gulped again as her hands were covered in ice. She jumped up to her and started bombarding her with a fast barrage of Ice Punches. Nina merely huffed and hung upside-down onto nothing. She tucked her wings in and an invincible black and purple shield surrounded her. The orbs grew three spikes at the top and grew three spindly legs.
"Oh come on! Lemme guess. I have to destroy all of those things while she gets to heal if I don't?" Layla yelled.
Nina said nothing and began to snore. Layla's hand glowed pink, picked up all of the spindly things and smashed them against each other. She sighed and let go some of them as she slowly got tired. Nina glowed green as she recovered her health and made tsk tsk sounds as if laughing.
The rest of the spindly things ran up to Layla and she wiped them out with a few Shadow Balls. Nina's eye's snapped open and angrily growled. The shield disappeared and she went right-side-up and she yawned in annoyance. Layla took no hesitation to frantically use Ice Punch Shadow Ball and an odd yet powerful looking version of Aura Sphere.
"Aura Ransangen. Huh. Haven't seen that in a while." Alice commented.
Nina gasped and fainted as the dark aura evaporated away. Yurkia slowly stepped up in slight fear of Nina but as soon as she saw Layla, she growled and bolted over to her. Yurkia started using Flamethrower on her and Layla jumped out of the way. She retaliated by using Ice Punch and Yurkia stood her ground.
She winced a bit then darted to Yurkia with an Aura Ransangen, as Alice put it, in her hand. She shoved the beach ball sized swirled of light blue energy in Yurkia's face and it exploded, tossing her backwards like a rag doll. This time, she didn't wince and tossed a Shadow Ball up and down in the air.
Yurkia charged up another Flamethrower and when she shot it out, it came out significantly bigger and hotter than last time. Layla's pupils dilated in shock and howled in agony, but toughed it out,
"Oh yeah! How'd ya like that, huh? ! Gah! Hey! What the?" Yurkia yelped out.
"Ha! I Life Orb'd you! Sure you get stronger, but it's so worth the damage you receive in return!" Layla taunted.
Yurkia stayed silent and used Night Daze. Layla dodged and used Aura Ransangen again. Now they were both panting heavily and they looked like they were going pass out any minute.
"Okay, you know what? Fuck your Life Orb crap!" Yurkia growled. She angrily threw it at her and it bonked her on the head.
"Oww? Ohh…I-I need to lie down for a while. Ugh." Layla grumbled as she fell down.
"Okay. Seriously, who's gonna clean up all these unconscious bodies?" Lucy remarked.
Miley smiled and took out her last Pokeball. It was rather shiny and it had a flame symbol on it.
"It's up to you, Charlotte." she whispered.
She confidently threw the Pokeball into the air and it popped open, revealing a shiny female Charizard.
"Finally! A challenge!" Yurkia commented.
"But by the looks of it, you're about to faint and I'm raring to go. Go ahead and attack. I'll give you a free strike….And it'll be you're last!" Charlotte countered. At this,Yurkia quickly put on her Choice Spec and held up the Life Orb.
"Then I'm giving it my all!" Yurkia rang.
She turned completely black and with a loud roar, she let out a powerful Night Daze, which was more like an explosion of darkness. Charlotte growled and the flame on her tail flickered a bit as Yurkia conked out, Life Orb rolling away.
"Ugh. Didn't think that would hurt as much as I thought it would…Okay. That was redundant, but still. Who's up for the challenge?" Charlotte rang.
"…I will." Ciara responded.
"A Scizor, huh? Watch yourself, girl. You're gong up against a huge disadvantage." Charlotte warned.
"I don't care. I accept the challenge." Ciara said proudly.
"Very well then…Miley, it's time." Charlotte added.
Miley held up her hand and there was a light blue Mega Ring on her wrist. How I never noticed it was beyond me, but she rubbed the gem in it, and lavender electricity beams shot out of it and Charlotte. Purple orbs gathered around her and light exploded from her body as she Mega Evolved. She gained a few spikes on her tail, an extra horn in the middle of her original two, and a wing-like growth on her arms. The sun got hotter and hotter, to the point where it was like a drought.
"Oh Henry, I think it's time a Mega Evolution of my own." Ciara said with a giggle.
"…But I thought you said -"
"Forget what I said! Just do it!" Ciara shouted.
"…Do we even have Scizorite?" I asked.
"Yes. Yes we do."
"Since when?" I questioned.
"Don't question it! Just fucking do it!" Ciara yelled.
Wordlessly, I raised my hand and rubbed the gem, just as Miley did, and the same beams shot out Ciara and the same orbs gathered to her. Light Exploded around her and…She didn't look really different. She just wore a visor, had her eyes changed from yellow to blue, and wore white high hells intend of her usual red. Sure, her legs were a bit more slender, her breasts slightly larger, and had a gigantic pincer like gauntlet on her arm, which I assume would act like a Uraring trap, but still.
Ciara repeatedly punched Charlotte in the chest with Bullet Punch, then her pincers clamped down repeatedly on her neck to use Bug Bite. Charlotte smacked her back with her tail and an enormous fireball spawned out of her mouth. She just stood there as it kept getting bigger and bigger, and miniature ones the size of Ignacia circled around her, going faster and faster. Small fireballs rained down from the one in Charlotte's mouth and they caused small explosions, with Ciara frantically dodging them.
"Holy Acreus! Where's Gabby, Aurora, and Eos?!" Abigail screamed.
"They're housesitting! Haven't you been reading the script?!" Whitney yelled in terror.
"I've been too busy running and screaming! I'm sorry!"
Charlotte flicked the fireball upward with her tongue and it came crashing down with an explosion and swirling pillars of fire appearing everywhere. Ciara screamed in panic and started running in circles. Her eyes widened and she gave a small gasp as she saw her opportunity to strike and took it.
"Gah! Slippery little Scizor, aren't ya?" Charlotte grunted.
"What're you gonna do? Use Roost?" Ciara taunted.
"No. I think you're quite the worthy opponent, and I want to make this a fair fight." Charlotte answered.
"Yeah, because that twirly fire move was fair." Ciara muttered.
"I was merely testing you…But now I will hold nothing back!" Charlotte announced.
She charged up her foot like a Bouffalant and was coated with red, yellow, and white energy. With a cry, she flew at Ciara at unfathomable speeds. Ciara merely grinned and grabbed Charlotte's neck while standing her ground as she was being charged at. Though, she did give out a cry in pain.
"How can you withstand my Eagle Charge?" she growled.
"Simple…I planted my high heels into the ground." Ciara stated.
"…Didn't expect that, but neither will you expect this!"
Charlotte opened her mouth and flames now coated her body. Ciara yelped and let go, allowing Charlotte to constantly ram her with a flaming Eagle Charge.
She land right in front of her and gasped loudly as she got on one knee, as did Ciara.
"I suppose this last hit decides the victor." Charlotte panted.
"Yeah…Guess so." Ciara wheezed out.
With the final amounts of her strength she pulled off a Bullet Punch and Charlotte fell, smiling at her defeat.
"I can't believe it. I lost. I actually lost!" Miley whispered. Smiling, she walked toward me and made out with me.
"I believe you are the new World Champion…" she whispered in my ear.
"You can keep your title, Miley. I just watt to be with you again…So does this mean you forgive me?" I answered modestly.
"I'm the one who planned it out, silly! Of course I forgive you! Sorry for leading you astray like that…You must have really missed me and our kids."
"Well of course I did...Where are they, anyway?" I asked.
"They're being babysat by Anita." she responded
"And she is?"
"An Aerodactyl..Tomorrow's their birthday, you know." she reminded
"How could I forget? It's at the start of a new year."
"And it's the re-beginning of our family." she added with a smile.
"Our crazy, lovable, little family…With a bunch of women!" I added.
Giggling, Miley snapped her fingers and a golden status tube rose from the center of the battlefield and the crystal case opened, revealing six slots arranged in a hexagon, with a seventh slot being held up by a golden bar in the middle. Putting my unconscious team in their respective balls, I placed them into the slots, in order of when they fought Miley. I took out Alice's ball and placed it on the seventh slot. The tube started glowing and golden energy pulsed throughout it.
"And thus, your journey has come to a close…But your legacy will be recorded throughout the end of time." Miley said dramatically.
"Legacy? Hardly. A marriage madness? Most definitely."
A/N: This story's not over yet! Look out for the epilogue - Henry vs Sarceus!