A.N. This is an old request and utter crack! but I found it and it amused me, so I'm sharing. I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or Naruto.

"Hn. I will not discuss the benefits of my jagan with a child."

Sasuke glared angrily before letting out a derisive snort. "Me? I'm a child? Look at who is talking. You're shorter than Naruto no baka."

"The height card, how original," Hiei retorted with a sneer in the Uchiha's direction.

"Hmf. The sharingan is better and that's that. What does your little jagan do that my sharingan can't do better?"

"It reads minds-'No it doesn't'!"

"No it doesn't! Shut up!"

"Shut up!" the hybrid continued to say at the same time.

"Well, sharingan allows me to copy any move I see. Can your jagan do that?" His face was now contorted with a triumphant smirk.

"Hn. All that means is that you're too weak to come up with a technique of your own."

Anger glowed in his eyes before he began to make elaborate hand signs, his chakra building around him as he charged. "Chidori!"

A smirk lit Hiei's features as he side stepped the boy with ease. "You'll have to do better than that."

"HIEI! Will you hurry it up already?!" yelled a frazzled and distressed looking Kurama as Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Naruto continued to run in a circle around him trying to kill each other.

The Uchiha boy charged again. "Chidori!"

Hiei merely side stepped again, unwrapping the bandages from his arm to unleash the dragon of darkness flames. "Copy that, Boy."

Kurama ran over to the smoking body on the ground. "You killed him!"

"Hn. So?"

"Tsunade-baa-chan can SO kick this Genkai person's butt!"

"No way Uzumaki! Genkai would bring her down! Right Kuwabaka?"

"I don't know. They're both really strong ladies and-Hey! I am NOT a baka!"

Yusuke launched himself at the blonde boy only to get killed by his rasengan.

Kuwabara tapped his body with his foot, looking at Naruto in shock. "You actually killed Uremeshi! But how-"

Hiei yanked the blonde boy over and his jagan flashed. "You are a member of our team."

"I'm a member of your team."

Kurama closed Yusuke's eyelids gently before facing Hiei. "Hiei! Have you no respect for our fallen comrade?"

"Hn. He's practically the same thing."