Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I'm back…
The Cullen's daily life's : A bunch of random one shots
Renesmee's POV
PERFECT! I just finished my colouring book's final picture , I didn't go out the lines once in the whole book! I'm going to go show Aunt Rosie and Uncle Emmie! I'll show everyone else when they return from hunting !
What's that weird sound?
"EMMETT , FASTER , FASTER! Mmmmm , Em , EMMETT!"
Is Aunt Rosie and Uncle Emmie in trouble?
"Auntie Rosie , Uncle Emmie!" I shouted frantically .
They were in front of me in a flash .
"Yes Nessie?" Aunt Rosie said .
"Why is your hair messy?" I asked , her hair is usually a silky , golden colour much like her eyes.
"Oh , um , I'm trying out a new style …" She replied , uncle Emmett was smirking.
"I like your other style better."
"Oh , um okay , I will , anything else you want?" She asked.
"What were you doing up there?" I questioned.
"Oh um … watching TV …" She looked uncertain .
"No you weren't , tell me." I don't like lying , neither does Grandma .
"I'll mouth it to you." Announced Uncle Emmett.
I focussed carefully and watched his lips as he formed every letter.
"What's sex?" I said after reading his lips , they looked astonished .
"OKAY , UM BEDTIME NOW!" They said together , they tucked me in Mommy's old bed in Daddy's old room .
_THE NEXT DAY_
Uncle Emmie was babysitting me today , I was in my home (the cottage) today. Mommy , Auntie Alice and Auntie Rosie went shopping , Daddy and Uncle Jasper were out buying new car's and Grandma and Grandpa went hunting.
Uncle Emmett was sitting in the living room , he was watching football , I went over to him .
"Uncle Emmie , can I ask you something?"
"I'm watching the game , later Ness."
"But I wanna ask you what something means."
"Google it."
"Okay."
"Good."
I skipped to my room and turned on my pink laptop , I put it on Google and typed in 'sex' .
Different links came up , what should I click on?
Porn , sex tips , sex positions , images of sex , Wikipedia sex or Anne Summers .
I decided to see what sex was an clicked on images , I saw a picture of a man and a woman lying in a bed kissing . Is sex kissing ? I wondered to myself . I saw the next photo of a woman who had two weird lumps on her chest , she was bending over and it looked as she was screaming , there was a man standing behind her shirtless . So is sex screaming? The next photo was of a weird , long thing in someone's hand , it looked like it was going into a woman's private parts . Is sex putting long , weird things into the woman's vagina ?
I went of the images and onto the Wikipedia .
It had lots of complicated words I didn't understand , so I just logged off and decided to ask mommy tomorrow .
TOMMOROW/THE NEXT DAY
Mommy was reading on the couch and I was watching TV , I turned it off and turned to my mom .
"Mom ?" I whispered , she imminently put her book down at vampire speed .
"Yes?" She replied softly .
"What's sex?" She looked scared . "Mommy what's wrong ? Is sex kissing ? Or is sex screaming? Is sex putting long , weird things into the woman's vagina ?"
"Um …"
"So what is it?"
"I um , you , err don't need to know yet…"
"But I wanna know."
"Um , it's um , sex is … a game…"
"Really ? Can I have sex with you? I wanna play sex!" I yelled excitedly .
My mom laughed nervously .
"Sex is when a boy and a girl show each other they love each other." She rephrased.
"So can I have sex with Daddy?"
"NO! Only adults have sex!"
"What's a pussy?"
"It's another name for a vagina."
"What's a penis?"
"You know how girls have vagina's or… pussy's ….. well men have penises ."
"So why does Uncle Emmett call Daddy a pussy?"
"He means a cat….."
"So what's sex?"
"It's when two people love each other."
"Wikipedia said that the penis went inside the Vagina."
"It … um … does … the man put's his penis inside the woman's vagina." My mom said.
"Why?"
"To um , show each other that they love each other."
"Why can't they say I love you , your private parts are meant to be kept private?"
"Um , cause some people like to do it that way."
"Why?"
"Cause some people think it feels good."
"Do you and Daddy do that?"
"Do what?"
"Have sex?"
"NO!"
"Wikipedia said that it makes babies."
"Yeah , um it does."
"So you and Daddy had sex to make me?" I asked.
"NO!"
"Then how was I made?"
"Magic!" Mommy exclaimed smiling .
"YAY! I'M MADE MY MAGIC!" I yelled jumping up and down . "But Mommy , if you and Daddy have not had sex what were you doing last night , and the night before?"
"Um , nothing."
"Mommy , why do you and Daddy have sex?"
"We don't." Her voice was breaking.
"Don't lie Mommy , you do."
"I told you , some people do that to show they love somebody."
"But Mommy , Daddy is 17 , he is not an adult."
"If I take you to MacDonald's and buy you some new doll's will you never mention this again?"
"Sure!" I yelled.
"Great , let's go to the mall then!" Mommy put on my coat on me and zipped it up , we got in her car (Ferrari) and drove off.
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