A/N: Zero101~ There's not enough Homestuck stories, and i dont care if you like them or not, but hopefully you'll read the story anyway. The characters are fun. I'll only post the next chapter if i get so many comments. Also, chapters may take longer to come out, since i lpan on making them longer. And i'm focusing on ASL as my main story.

Sasuke14u~ Being as the person who introduced zero101 to homestuck, i love this. I hope everyone enjoys it as much as me, even though proofreading this sucked for many reasons. (Sollux...)

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terminallyCapricious: WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeR's? :O)

After a few moments of no responce from his friends, Gamzee Makara deduced that there wasn't going to be one until later anyway. Considering his friends were probably still in school.

He would be too if he hadn't gotten expelled from school...again.

It wasn't his fault...well, not entirely anyway. He didn't mean to attack his classmates, it was the principal's fault for taking his pills. He warned them that he could only function right was when he had them...along with his pot, even offering to share his stash with them so they could have a few miracles too.

Which...probably wasn't a good idea in hindsight.

Miracle haters, how sad.

To make the situation clearer, he didn't go to the same school as his two friends went to. Karkat always made sure that whenever he gotten expelled (which now was 3), that his roommate Sollux would put him in a different school. He didn't like not being with his bros, but he had to thank them for deleting his schools files so the next one wouldn't know of what he's done.

He just chalked it up as miracles for the fact that the plan worked.

Leaning back against the wall; he lit up a roll, inhaled, and sighed as the miracles started to banish the voices from his head. He smiled. All that's fuckin' left is their's now...heh.

oOoOoOoO

Karkat was pissed, and Sollux knew why and that it was in his best interest to stay back and let his friend throw his tantrum. He pushed up his 3D glasses and sat back in his chair. Thith is gonna take awhile. The two have been roommates for over a year now, after being kicked out of Karkat's home for hacking into the databanks at their local gamestore for their newest releases. Sollux at the time already so Karkat just made himself at home in his apartment.

"That fucking idiot! What the hell is he thinking doing this shit again?!" The angry teen thrashed around their livingroom, pacing back and forth with his fist clenched to his sides.

"He doesn't think, KK. We've ethtablished that a long time ago." Sollux stated, his lisp prominent. Turning back to his computer, he reread the email that their drugged up friend had sent them while they were at school.

terminallyCapricious: WhAt'S uP, mOtHeRfUcKeR's? It'S bEeN aWhIlE. So, It'S lIkE tHiS. I gOt KiCkEd OuT aGaIn AnD tHiS tImE iT wAsN't My FaUlT! CoUlD yOu HeLp A bRo OuT aNd GeT mE a NeW sChOoL? It'D hElP tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR oUt? :O)

"I seriously want to kill that asshole for doing this again! And what the hell does he mean that it wasn't his fault?! It's always that fuckers fault!" Karkat shouted, slamming down into the seat next to Sollux to glare at the message as well.

Sollux glanced over, nonplussed by his friends usual attitude. "But you're thill going to help him, tho there'th no point in all thith thenthless thouting. You're gonna pith off the neighborth again. Oh, he'th online now."

terminallyCapricious has signed on.

terminallyCapricious: HeY bRo'S. D'yOu GeT mY mEsSaGe? :O)

Karkat glared over, his eye twitching at the name that just appeared on the screen. Reaching over, he grabbed the keyboard and started typing almost frantically.

carcinoGeneticist has signed on.

carcinoGeneticist: YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?! JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!

Sollux eyes shifted over, before reaching over to put his two-cents in.

twinArmageddon has signed on.

twinArmageddon: Thii2 iis the thiird tiime that you've been expelled. What wa2 iit thii2 tiime?

The two waited for the responce from their (sort of) friend, Karkat's body stiff while Sollux didn't really care, only slightly peeved that he had to hack into another school system.

"He better have a good fucking reason."

Sollux shrugged. "Probably got caught with drugth like the lath time." They both perked up as Gamzee's reply finally came.

terminallyCapricious: :O( Oh, ThAt'S mOtHeRfUcKiNg HaRsH bRo'S. OkAy, It'S lIkE tHiS. ThE sChOoL dOeSn'T lIkE mIrAcLeS, sO tHeY tOoK aLl Of MiNe. The two automatically knew that the miracles that Gamzee was talking about was pot. I wAs FoRcEd To Go To ScHoOl SoBeR, wHiCh WaS sO nOt CoOl. I kInDa HuRt SoMe PeOpLe AgAiN :O(

Karkat groaned, running a hand through his unruly black hair. "He has to be the only human being who can't go a fucking day without actually trying to kill people when he doesn't have drugs."

Sollux made a noise of disagreement. "Nah, he'th not. Just the most destructive. You do realithe that there are no more thchools clothe enough to thend him to but ourth, and it just tharted." (A/N: DAMN YOU SOLLUX! LISPS ARE HARD!)

Karkat threw his arms up. "Fuck! I think he had all this planned!"

"He can't even plan an hour an advance, let alone a few yearth."

"He fucking should've graduated last year if he wasn't so damn stupid!"

Sollux blinked, almost confused. "Would that count ath an oxymoron?" Gamzee wasn't stupid by any means, if the teen would actually put in some effort he could've graduated maybe earlier than them, but the drugs pushed him too far back to be able to concentrate on anything for too long.

"I don't fucking know!"

The other sighed returning to the screen and began typing their answer, considering since Karkat wasn't going to for awhile.

twinArmageddon: Thii2 ii2 the la2t tiime we're helpiing you, so you better not fuck thii2 up two. You wiill be expected on Monday. After thii2, you're on your own.

twinArmageddon has signed off.

carcinoGeneticist has signed off.

Popping his fingers with and smirk on his face, Sollux began the process of hacking into their school's system and adding their friend to the class list...and eliminating Gamzee's existence from the programs.

oOoOoOoO

The following monday, Gamzee stood outside his new school with his bag over his shoulder.

The building itself was bigger than the other few schools he went to, it was the first one that was two stories tall. Smiling, he thought of just laying down up there and just watch the sky, chilling out with a faygo. Maybe get Karkat and Sollux up there and hang.

This is gonna be so motherfuckin' sweet.

Pulling out his phone, he found Karkat's number. I'm HeRe. WhErE yA aT mOtHeRfUcKeR :O)

He tucked his phone back in his pocket just as kids suddenly started swarming past him, making his head spin with all the mesh of colors and shapes. He certainly didn't expect something colliding with his head, making him faceplant the concrete.

So not cool, yo.

Raising up with his elbows, he glanced over his shoulder to find his best friend Karkat and Sollux standing around him. He grinned as he stood up, throwing his arms out to try and catch the two.

"Hey, bros! It's been motherfuckin' forever since I-" Karkat punched him in the face. Gamzee cupped his sore cheek, frowning. "That ain't nice, bro."

Karkat pointed at him, a dark glare on his face. "Don't fucking 'bro' me, asshole. You know how much trouble it was to enroll you here?! And couldn't you at least wear some normal clothes?!"

He glanced down to inspect his clothes, taken in the baggy black shirt and grey and black poka-dotted sweatpants. Running a hand through his unruly dark hair, he sheepishly glanced away. "Bro woke up late, that's all."

"And you still wear that fucking clown makeup."

"Can't leave motherfuckin' home without it." His face paint wasn't colorful or flamboyuent like a circus clown, just white paint. The area around his eyes, nose and mouth were grey.

oOoOoOoO

Sollux pushed up his glasses. "You're going to thcare the other studenth." Karkat smirked, nodding his head.

"They seem to be digging it just fine." Gamzee stated, waving and smiling as a group of girls walked by, giggling.

Karkat growled, gripping the stoner's shoulders, glaring into his dark blue eyes. "They are fucking laughing at you! Don't you see that?!"

Gamzee just simply continued to smile. "It's no big deal, bro, if they laugh. As long as it brings a smile to their faces, then it's a motherfuckin' miracle."

...

"You're a fucking idiot, that's what you are."

"Harsh, bro. But it's okay. You're still my best friend." (AN: I think Gamzee is considered as a masochist...but so is Karkat for dealing with him without fail)

Being the mediater for the two, Sollux pushed them both forward. "Come on, you guyth. We're going to be late if thith keeps up, and we thill have to get Gamzee'th schedule. Tho shut the hell up and thart walking." (A/N: UuUUuuUgGGGhHhHh! )

oOoOoOoO

He knew that he'd made his friends upset with his new failure, and it saddened him that he had to make them do this again. He was doing almost well in the last school, keeping average grades even though if he had wanted to, he could've done a lot better. If the pot and pills hadn't affected him as much as they had.

He also knew that his pills kept the voices away, and the pot kept him calm. He needed his fix if he was going to be social and not envision the students blood painting the walls, there wasn't anyway around it.

At least he mostly stayed away from the hard stuff.

"Fuck, Gamzee, pay attention."

"Huh? Oh, my bad, bro." He focused on the attendent before him as she searched for his schedule, the woman occasionally stopping to stare at him. He was used to this kind of attention, so he didn't mind.

"Okay, we've found you in our system." Se muttered, printing out a copy for him. She tried to give him an encouraging smile, but he could tell it was strained. Guess I can't please them all. "I-I hope you enjoy your year here."

He gave her a grin, hoping to ease her worries. "Thanks, ma'am."

After leaving the office, Karkat snatched his schedule from his hand. "Let me see that." It didn't take long to hear his angry friend curse. "Shit."

Sollux leaned over the teens shoulder and frowned. "Thith could become a problem. I should've fixed up your classeth ath well."

"What up?"

Karkat groaned, running a hand through his hair. "Your only in one of my classes."

"And two of mine." Sollux added, shrugging his bag further up his shoulder.

He was confused, he thought they'd be happy about him not being in their classes. "I thought that'd make you fucker's happy. Like, miracles, or some shit."

He's taller than his friend, so he had to tilt his head down slightly when the teen got in his face. "It means that we're going to be fucking paranoid about you going on another manic spree." Lowering his voice, Karkat continued. "I hate to say this, but don't fucking get your shit taken again."

He frowned. "Not motherfuckin' planning on it, bro." Shrugging off the serious conversation, he took his schedule back. "So where's my first class, Karkat."

Sollux answered for Karkat, pointing down the farthest hallway. "Juth go that way until you reach the room on the left thide that sayth HITHORY in big letterth on the door...you can't mith it."

"Sure thing, bro. Later." Waving his friends goodbye, he turned and walked away.

What a buzzkill, man.

oOoOoOoO

Sollux watched as their friend disappeared in the mass of students. "How long you think he'll lath?"

Karkat blinked, brought out of his trance. "I give it a month."

They both turned and left for their respective classes.

oOoOoOoO

It's...so...colorful...

Staring at the door, transfixed at the colorful, glittering letters on it that spelled HISTORY, Gamzee didn't really want to look away. But, like many things, it came to an end when the door was slammed into his face. He flailed back, holding his once again abused nose.

"I must've ran out of miracles today." He muttered nasally.

"I'm so sorry, are you okay?" A female voice dragged his attention away from his sore nose and looked up. A girl that probably just reached his shoulder, a blue cat hat over short black hair and a worried expression appeared before him. She looked even smaller with her green jacket that had sleeves falling past her fingers and baggy grey pants. She reached up and tapped his nose. "Is your nose okay?"

She's motherfucking...cute. He blinked.

"Not really, but it'll be alright." He said letting his hand fall back to his side.

She grinned, her hand grasping one of his. "At least yurrr makeup didn't smear." She purred? "My name is Nepeta. Nepeta Leijon. And you are?"

He grinned, her enthusiasim was apparently contagious. "Gamzee."

Nepeta opened her mouth to continue speaking, but a booming voice cut her off. "Ms. Leijon. Would you please move from the doorway? You are blocking the other students."

Both blinked, now realizing that a small crowd had surrounded them. Nepeta giggled, skipping back into the class. He grinned, scratching the back of his head, "My bad, y'all," and followed after her.

Okay, he didn't care about people staring at him and getting a few giggles over his appearance. But apparently he did care...or at least noticed, when around 30 people were suddenly all focused on him. Most not laughing. He was starting to feel paranoid and that's not a good thing.

"You must be Gamzee. You can call me Mr. Anderson." He turned and faced his teacher. A tall, serious looking man with a very disapproving sneer on his face. The man waved his finger at him. "Why do have paint all over your face."

He grinned. "It's my make-up." He heard a few giggles, which made him happy, the awkward paranoia finally leaving. "Can't leave home without it."

"You will not be wearing that in my class. Remove it."

His grin twitched. His face must've became twisted, because the teacher took a step back. As calmly as he could, he simply asked. "Why?"

Mr. Anderson, apparently not used to being questioned, became flustered. "Because it's inappropriate and a distraction to the rest of the class." The man crossed his arms with a smug sneer. "Now go wash it off." The class gasped as one of the windows cracked. His new teacher ushered the class to calm down.

"Then why do the girls get to?" Gamzee asked in a calm, level voice. His smile now gone. "Ain't their paint a distraction?"

"It's not all over their face, now please go remove it." The lights flickered, one actually going out. "What in the world is going on?"

He ignored his teacher and started to walk to the only available seat near the back, next to a boy dressed in black and purple. There was even a purple stripe going through his hair from front to back. As he passed by Nepeta, she gave him two thumbs up, grinning.

He smiled as he took his seat and waved at the boy. "What up, motherfucker?"

The boy's head thrashed around and glared at him with upmost contempt. "Don't talk to me, freak." And turned back to face the front of the class, watching as the teacher finally composed himself and decided to go ahead and start teaching.

What the hell is wrong with everyone? He frowned, facing forward as well. If I'd known everybody was like this, I woulda brought more motherfuckin' weed.

He tucked his hand into his pocket and unconsciously gripped his meds, he sighed. Wonder how Karkat and Sollux are doin'...Gamzee's thoughts blanked as Mr. Anderson began a long monologue on what they'd be studing over the next few weeks.

oOoOoOoO

Math class went by pretty good, only cause the teacher was hot as hell and he had both his buddies with him. As the three vacated the class with the rest of the kids, Gamzee accidently bumped into someone before him, knocking the guys books from his hands.

He knelt down, grabbing on up. "My bad, bro. Here let me up and get those, motherfucker." He stood up when he collected all of the books, he grinned. "Here ya go, man." The boy simply nodded and went on his way.

Sollux grabbed his arm, tugging him. "Come on, Gamzee. Your Chemistry clath ith thith way." Gamzee waved by to Karkat as he let himself be dragged away. Duelspected eyes turned towards him. "Juth to warn you...don't fuck with any of the chemicalth...I'd rather not have you blow up the clathroom."

He pouted. "I won't, Sol."

Sollux turned fully around so suddenly that he bumped into him. "And if I find out you have made anythi-..."

"I got my own, so I'm not gonna fuckin' need to make anything." He stated calmly, starting to get a little irritated at the lecture he was getting from his friend. It kinda hurt that there was so little trust for him, but he couldn't really blame his friends for doubting him.

He rather they think that he had a drug addiction than the fact that he was medicated for schizophrenia and a multiple personality disorder.

Sollux nodded, then continued to lead him to his next class.

Chemistry was interesting, considering his partner was blind and apparently already hated his guts. It didn't take him long for him to dislike this 'Terezi' as well. At least this teacher didn't question him for his make up.

His day was going by okay so far, but as he exited his Chem class, it took a strange turn. And it hurt.

As he stepped out, he was about to ask someone how to get to his next class, when a loud scream and something plowing into his back caught him off guard. It just ain't my day. He hit the ground on his stomach, a solid weight landing on his back knocking the air out of his lungs. Something clanged next to him.

A...wheelchair?

"O-Oh my...I'm so s-sorry! Are you...um, okay?" Pushing himself up on his elbow, Gamzee glanced over his shoulder. Across his back, a boy with a shaggy brown mohawk and matching brown eyes, was blushing down at him. He wore a simple black shirt with a unbuttoned brown one over it and blue jeans. The boy managed to push himself off and sat up on the floor. "Um...I'm s-sorry."

He sat up and crossed his legs, taking in the the other fully. He smiled. "It's okay motherfucker."

The boy blushed harder and fingered the bottom of his shirt. "I-I didn't mean to...uh...run you o-over."

Aww...how motherfuckin' cute.

"It's cool. Here let me help ya get back to your chair." Standing up, he knelt down and looped an arm around his back and under the boy's legs and picked him up. He was surprised at how little the guy weighed. "Up we go."

The boy began frantically stuttering that he was okay and didn't need help to his chair.

Must be scared of me. Oh well, used to that too.

Gamzee sat the teen down in his chair after managing to awkwardly stand it back up with his foot; Which apparently is hard to do while carrying someone. He clapped, satisfied, and grinned. "I know that, bro. Just thought I'd give a motherfucker a hand. So, what's your name."

The blush still present, the boy looked up at him with wide eyes. "Um...T-tavros Nitram. Uh...What's uh...yours?" He had a feeling that Tavros only asked him to be nice.

He tried a softer smile to ease the teens nerves. "Gamzee Makara." He gasped, suddenly remembering. "Hey, bro. You know where the Art class is? I'm lost as fuck." He grinned sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.

Tavros blinked, before smiling. "T-that's where I'm uh...heading now. Y-you can just uh...follow me." He wheeled his chair around and slowly pushed himself. "I-I'm sorry again...for uh...knocking you over."

"That was a mother fucking miracle that you can fly like that."

The boy's blush darkened. "My f-friend pushed...me um...too hard. I-I wonder where she... uh went."

"It's okay. Well, lets get to class." The bell chimed. Oops, too late.

"Oh, man. W-We're late." Tavros whimpered.

Gamzee grinned, grabbing the handles of the boy's chair and started to jog, scaring the other. "We'll just say you were helping a bro out." He jumped, his feet resting on the back of the chair as it kept going forward.

"G-Gamzee!" Tavros cried, but was drowned out by his laughter. "W-We just passed the r-room!"

"Oh. My bad, bro." He slammed his heels into the floor, nearly making poor Tavros fall onto the floor at the sudden halt. He turned them around and finally made it to their designated classroom. "This it?"

"Y-Yeah."

He grinned down at the boy, not noticing the fearful look on the others face. "Well, lets go on then."

oOoOoOoO

Tavros couldn't tell if he was scared of the new boy or not. Yes, Gamzee unnerved him with his speech and his almost airheadedness, and the makeup kind of frightened him, but he had a feeling that the boy wouldn't hurt him.

At least, not on purpose.

Gamzee seemed really nice, helping him into his chair and all. And he seemed to already like Tavros, even though he had run over him by accident. The constant use of motherfucker even disturbed him less than it probably should have. He honestly found it funny with the the boy said it, sometimes replacing the 'er' with an 'a', pronouncing it as 'motherfucka'.

Gamzee had taken a seat next to him in class after the two gave a decent excuse for being late. He seemed to enjoy being around Tavros, which he wasn't entirely used to. Most felt sorry for him because the he was parapalegic and were only nice to him for it, or simply just ignored him because of his shy nature.

So, he really didn't know how to act towards Gamzee, who seemed to geniually want to be his friend. Even going so far as to give him his number and email address.

After class had ended and Gamzee enthusiastically waved him bye, he was still uncertain on his feelings towards the boy.

oOoOoOoO

Even stoned out of his mind, Gamzee didn't dare eat cafeteria food. It scared him too much. So, after finding Karkat and Sollux, he made his way over to the table, happy to see that it wasn't completely occupied. Just the girl, Terezi, had taken the seat next to Karkat.

"What up, motherfuckers?" He grinned, taking the available seat across from Karkat. "How was your day? It been going good?"

Sollux glanced over from his computer, his tray of food long forgotten next to him. "Shouldn't we be athking you that?"

Karkat glared over. "You didn't fuck anything up, did you?"

Terezi looked up, her red lensed glasses reflecting the lights overhead. "You know him?"

The angry teen groaned. "Unfortunately, yes. We grew up together until he got transferred around eigth grade. You met during your Chem class, right?"

Terezi leaned against her elbow, twirling a fork between her fingers, a weird smile on her face. "Ooohhhh. I think I remember you mentioning Gamzee before. Your strange druggie friend who seems to always get into trouble, right?"

Gamzee frowned, throwing a small glare over at the girl. What a bitch. Karkat shrugged his shoulders. "That's about right." That...kinda hurt.

His frown deepened. "Harsh, bro." He didn't notice Sollux glancing over, a strange thoughtful expression on his face. But he soon brushed off the hurt feelings and smiled. "Hey, I met this fuckin' awesome dude. Helped me out and everything!"

Sollux didn't even glance over. "Yeah, who'th that?"

"What was his name again?...Oh, yeah. Tavros...something." Karkat coughed up his drink. "Aww, I can't remember his last name." He shrugged, dismissing it. "Ah well. I'll just ask the motherfucker next time I see him."

Karkat swung around, shaking his shoulder. Even Sollux had turned his attention away from the screen to stare. "Are you talking about Nitram?"

Gamzee nodded. "Yeah, that motherfucker! He's chill, bro."

His best friend groaned, burying his face in his arms. "Damn it, Gamzee. Your gonna get the shit kicked outta ya if you get to close to him."

Okay, he was honestly confused now. Why would he want to stay away from his new little friend? "Uh...why?" He didn't really like the look they were giving him.

Terezi was the one to answer, laughing as she did. "Oh, let him, Karkat. I wanna hear how it all plays out."

Sollux shoved at his shoulder to get his attention. "What she meanth the thay ith that Vrithka will kick your ath."

"Vriska?"

"Vriska Serket. His crazy ass girlfriend. She'll kick your ass for so much as just talking to the guy." Karkat shrugged. "She can fucking tolerate Equius cause he lives next door to her, and Terezi for some reason. But other than that she won't let anyone else get near the guy."

Sollux snorted. "She'th a fucking bitch."

He blinked, staring at his friend. Even in his drug indused mind, he basically understood what the guy was saying. "So...everybody is too motherfuckin' scared of this bitch to talk to the poor guy," He wasn't happy to say the least, which was never a good thing. He ignored the looks his friends gave him and glanced around to find his new buddy. "That's fuckin' sad."

"Gamzee!" He didn't even have enough time to turn in his seat before someone collided with his back, nearly throwing him into the table. What's with everyone trying to kill me? He turned to find his new friend Nepeta grinning from ear to ear. She turned towards another guy that he'd seen earlier and was shocked to find out that he was a student. "This is Gamzee, the guy I was talking about about. Gamzee, this is Equius Zahhak."

Equius was definately bigger than him. Wearing a skin tight black wifebeater and a pair of gray khakis. Straight black hair fell past his shoulders from a widow's peak and a pair of sunglasses obscured his eyes.

One scary dude.

Grinning, he held up his hand. "What up, Equius?"

Equius's brows rose almost to his hairline. "Oh." He flinched slightly before grasping the proffered hand; Gamzee forced himself to keep a straight face as the guy gripped too hard. "Hello, nice to...meet you."

He seems nice.

Gamzee grinned. "Why don't you take a seat?" Apparently, that was the wrong thing to say, because Equius broke out in sweat. "Uh...you okay?"

"I...I need a towel."

"Huh?"

Nepeta broke the conversation, leaning against his back. Equius cautiously sat down, looking embarrassed. "So, what's this about Tavros?"

The big guy snorted, crossing his arms. "Yes, what's now wrong with the poor excuse of a male?"

Uh...?

Nepeta threw a glare over before turning back to Gamzee. "So how're you going to handle Vruiskers?"

Terezi leaned forward. "Don't go giving him any ideas. Lets wait and see what happens."

Sollux laughed. "Not tho much theeing on your part."

She laughed. "Nice one."

Karkat sighed, leaning back into his seat. "Can't we ever have a fucking quiet day?"

Gamzee had to laugh. Karkat's friends are motherfucking weird.

oOoOoOoO

Gamzee despised gym and everything it stood for, especially the locker room. He shivered. All the stares...Yeah, he was a little pale, and he had a few scars here and there he couldn't quite remember how he got. So he was little skinner than most people...

Maybe it's the makeup?...

And none of his friends were here to keep him company.

The teacher wasn't any fun either, yelling and barking orders and making them run around the gym over and over again. And for some reason, one of the girls kept glaring at him and pointedly singled him out when everyone was playing dodgeball. The side of his head still hurt.

Now back in the accursed locker room, he sat down on the bench and waited for the others to leave. He wasn't embarrassed, he just couldn't stand the stares. Maybe I shouldn't of smoked in the motherfucking bathroom last period...fuck it, I woulda hurt some motherfucker if I hadn't.

His phone beeped. Probably Karkat...yup. "MEET ME OUTSIDE."

Gamzee grinned, texting back. SuRe ThInG, bEsT fRiEnD :O) HoNk!

After everyone left, he finally had the chance to change out of his clothes. Good thing Karkat mentioned to fuckin' bring some extra's just incase. Though he loathed the idea of having to come back and do this again tomorrow.

Gathering his things, he made his way out of the accursed hellhole called 'the gym'. He hasn't been so happy for school to be over since...the last day he went. Merrily whistling with his bag over his shoulder, he headed for the entrance.

"V-Vriska, uh, come on. G-Give...my my, uh...bag pack."

"Oh, Taaavroos! Come on, you gotta reach for iiit."

"V-Vriska."

Sounds like my new bro's in trouble. Gamzee put his game face on. Time to motherfuckin' saaave the day! Rushing around the corner, Gamzee was ready to save his new buddy from whatever was terrorizing him. What he found though was Tavros reaching up for his bag, which was being held over of reach by a girl.

Wait...it's that bitch from gym.

She was pretty, he'd admit that, but being a beauty only goes so far if your personality sucked. The girl had long black hair and blue eyes? (an eyepatch covered the left one) Blue tanktop with a grey coat over it and jeans. Blue makeup highlighted her eyes. She really likes blue, doesn't she...She's still a bitch, though.

Aren't they supposed to be dating? Oh well.

Walking up behind the girl, he grabbed Tavros's bag from her outstretched hand. "I'll fucking take that, thank you."

She whirled around, spitting fire. "What the hell?"

Tavros appeared shocked. "G-Gamzee?"

Gamzee smiled down at him, the boy's bag firmly in hand. "What up, bro?"

"W-What are you...uh, doing?"

"Coming to help a motherfucker out, that's what."

"Who the hell are you?!"

Handing Tavros his bag, he barely gave the girl his attention. "Ain't your motherfuckin' problem." He turned back toward his friend. "Wanna walk with me?"

oOoOoOoO

He...He stood up to Vriska...

Tavros watched as the two before him stared each other down. Vriska glaring, Gamzee showing nothing.

Gamzee's completely different now.

Gamzee noticed him staring and grinned. He blushed. The clown turned back to Vriska, back to being emotionless. "Now, why you picking on a nice motherfucker like Tavbro here?"

Tavbro? He wasn't used to nicknames, or at least not nice ones. He decided he kinda liked this one.

Vriska smirked, crossing his arms. "Taaavbro? What gives a freak like you the right to call my boooyfriend weird names like that?"

"Girlfriends shouldn't motherfuckin' take advantage of boyfriends." He stated lazily.

I wish.

Ever since they started dating, even before the started dating, Vriska had always teased him like this. Even when they were children...

He thought about breaking up with her once, but she always brought up one of his worst fears to stop him. 'Who would eeever be with someone who's broooken other than meee? You know I'll alwaaays love you, Taaavros.'

"G-Gamzee, it's uh...okay. She was just...uh, p-playing." He gave the teen a weak smile.

The boy stared down at him, his eyes invading. "I don't much appreciate lies, bro. But I won't do nothing you motherfuckin' don't want."

And I thought he was an airhead.

Vriska laughed. "Whaaat? What were you gonna dooo, hit me?"

Gamzee crossed his arms. "I ain't afraid to hit someone who deserves it." He appeared ready to continue speaking, but his phone chimed. Pulling it out, he paled at whatever he read. Gamzee tucked it back into his pocket, he grinnned down at Tavros. "Got's to go. See ya tomorrow, Tavbro." Then he was off, whistling.

He's kinda scary when he's mad.

"Whooo the hell was that?"

"I-I'm not uh...quite sure..." I better not tell her he gave me his number and email address. Who knows what she'll do to him...or to me...

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"What the hell took you so long?"

Gamzee shrugged. "Got sidetracked, is all." He followed Karkat and Sollux to the parking lot. "Wow, one of you actually have a car? Lucky."

Sollux dug for his keys. "Most seniorth have carth."

Karkat glanced over his shoulder. "It's only people like you who don't. Have you ever taken a permit test?"

"Nah. Wouldn't matter any. Couldn't drive if I wanted to."

The others threw a look at each other and sighed softly. The gemini spoke. "You got a point. I don't know how much your attention thpan can take."

He didn't have the energy to get mad over the statement. Is everyone gonna make a motherfuckin' crack at me? He thought back to Tavros. And I probably just scared off my new little buddy. And I forgot to ask him for his motherfuckin' number.

"Come on, Gamzee. We'll drop you off at home on the way." Sollux said, shouting from the driver seat. Karkat jumping in the passenger.

Gamzee smiled. I guess as long as I got them, I'm good.

The car ride was silent for a few minutes, until Karkat had one of his few moments of kindness and asked. "So...how was your first day?"

Let's see...Got yelled at in first period, Karkat's buddy fuckin' hates my guts, I probably made and then lost a new friend...who's girlfriend has it out for me, and gym sucks all way round...

He grinned. "Was good. Can't wait for tomorrow."

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Sollux~ You guy'th thuck!

Zero101~*laughing*

Sasuke14u~ Love you too, Tholly!