Hey guys! I decided to continue it since several people asked me to. I loved all the reviews I got on the first chapter. It's actually got more favorites than both of my long term Fics… put together. That's actually kind of sad…

But ANYWAYS this might be less funny then the first chapter. I thought I might warn you now.

Noise reigned over 12 Grimmauld Place. The kind of noise you find when all hell's chaos has erupted.

Harry was tired.

Thrashing around while being magically tied up was useless. No matter how hard or how much you tried. After about 3 hours of it. He gave up.

Sirius smiled triumphantly at his godson. His closed his book and looked up. After almost a full hour of dueling him and over half the Weasely family he finally prevailed and managed to tie Harry up.

So he could give him… the Talk.

It was difficult at first. Harry tried thrashing around to get out of the ropes as Sirius began to try talk about chromosomes , that didn't work at all. So he decided to read a book about Sex Ed while Harry tried escaping. The young boy had given up and listened to him intently after three hours. It went well for several minutes

Then he began to talk about… certain things.

That's when Harry tried gnawing through the ropes with his teeth.

"Tsk tsk." Sirius clicked his tongue "You don't actually think you can actually chew threw those do you? Now Harry, let us begin with the first lesson; when a guy likes a girl-"

"MERLIN'S PANTS, SOMEONE HELP ME!" Harry screamed

Sirius sighed and gagged his Godson before continuing

Downstairs, Arthur was quietly eating his breakfast of eggs and a side of bacon as the rest of his clan along with Hermione hobbled in.

"Ugh…" Ron said glaring at the still screaming portrait "Can someone please get that bloody thing to shut up?"

"Already tried." Arthur said to his son "Someone tore off the curtain."

Everyone glared at Hermione who just sighed and helped herself to the food on the table.

"So is anyone going to tell me what in Merlin's name happened?" Arthur asked

"Sirius and Harry were dueling in the hall." Ron said through bites of bacon

"Over?" Arthur asked the twins

Fred and George blinked uncertainly

"Uhh…" Fred started looking at George

"What was it?" his twin asked

"Sirius was trying to give Harry the Talk." Hermione said

"What Talk?" Ginny asked

Hermione stared at her blankly "I'm not all that sure actually."

"Oh yeeeeaaaahhh." Fred said, remembering what happened "Sirius was trying to give Harry THE Talk."

"And how did you all get mixed into that?"

"We decided-" Fred began

"To help Sirius." George ended

"But that backfired when Sirius insinuated that Harry was taking Ginny to his room for unmentionable things."

Everyone looked at Ginny whose skin was turning tomato red.

Arthur arched an eyebrow and looked at them "Then shouldn't you have been angry at Harry and NOT Sirius?"

Fred and George paused for a moment while Ron sniggered into a large bowl of porridge

"That would have made sense…" Fred admitted

"Maybe we should go hex Harry…" George muttered "Just in case."

"I can do whatever I want with Harry in his room!" Ginny shouted at them "I'm grown up enough!"

"That sounded wrong in so many ways…" Hermione muttered

"How about I jinx you all into next week?!" Ginny threatened, making Ron cringe slightly "I'll do whatever I want with Harry!"

"Like hell you will!" Ron shouted back "Harry is my best mate!"

"And if I wanna snog him I'll do it all I want!" Ginny retorted "You're not the boss of me!"

"But I happened to be." Arthur said firmly "And for no reason under the sun will you be doing anything like that to ANYONE. Am I understood?"

Ginny nodded sullenly and went back to eating

"Now how did the rest of you get involved?" Arthur asked

"I noticed Harry get out of bed." Ron said "So I peeked out and saw him dueling with Sirius with the twins standing by. After they joined Sirius I joined him to try and event things out."

"I came running down to see what all the commotion was. I was hit by a tripping hex from Ron."

"How did you rip the curtain?"

"I grabbed the curtain to try and steady myself as I FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS." Hermione emphasized

George waved his hand dismissively "Ron has fallen down flights of stairs more times then we can count."

"Could explain why he's so dumb" Ginny murmured under her breath

"You might have a point…" Her father muttered back

"I heard that!" Ron exclaimed

"Heard what?" Ginny asked innocently

"What you said!"

"I didn't say anything!"

"Yes you did!"

"Did not!"

"Did-" Ron slumped to the ground.

"There was no way I was going to let than continue."

Everyone looked around and saw Arthur calmly slip his wand back into his pocket acting like nothing happened

"Ooookay." Hermione said "That wasn't strange at all."

"He usually doesn't do that in front of guests." Fred informed her

"He says it's not polite."

"Continue with what happened."

"When I came back up Fred… complimented my rear."

"I told you it wasn't me!" Fred outraged

"Then it was George."

"Wasn't me either!"

"Then who was it?"

"IT WAS GRED!" they shouted at her

"THERE IS NO GRED!"

The twin's jaw dropped before they fell to their knees and clasped their hands staring at the ceiling.

"Please forgive her Gred, she didn't mean that." George prayed

"She is a non-believer in your holy and godly prankfullnes." Fred continued. They paused and pretended to be listening to some divine voice "What is that Lord?" he asked

"You would like us to prank her to prove you exist?" George smiled widely

"Who are they talking to?" Ginny asked her father cautiously

"I think they might have actually gone completely insane…" Arthur answered with a sigh. He couldn't have had a normal life could he?

The twins finished their conversation with the holy deity Gred. They stood up and turned towards her with twin evil smiles spread across their faces.

"Rubbish! There is no god named Gred!" Hermione yelled before looking at them worriedly before slowly pushing her chair back. "You guys are kidding right?"

"What the Great Gred commands, we do." They answered creepily

Hermione glared at them before storming out of the room.

After the door closed Ginny laughed and looked at her brothers "So you guys made up a god just to scare Hermione into not being angry with you complimenting her backside?"

The two twins turned and stared at their sister "Do you as well doubt the Mighty Gred?"

Ginny's laughed died away as she saw the look her brother's were giving her "O-o-of course not!" she stuttered "I am a true believer just like you!"

"So you guys are going to use that old trick of making her think you're out to get her when really you aren't and are just going to make her destroy herself?" their father asked with an amused look on his face.

The twins turned and to look at their father, they stared at him blankly for several seconds

"What-"

"In MERLIN'S BOXER'S NAME-"

"WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT?!"

Arthur sighed "Never mind."

"Seriously, what would make you think they would pass up and opportunity to prank someone? Especially, when the Almighty Gred commanded them to?" Ginny demanded

"Merlin's Beard you've gone insane to." Arthur observed

"How do you know that it's not us that are sane and you insane?" Fred asked

Arthur gazed at three of his children impassively "Just go… do whatever it is you do in the... whatever of Gred"

"Cult." Fred said

"We shall go prepare a marvelous prank in the name of his prankfullness Gred." All three of them said together as they walked out in single file with their hands clasped behind their backs.

After several minutes, Arthur looked at the clock on the wall. "Time to go to work…" he muttered he stooped over Ron and casted enervate on him before walking out the door.

So this turned from quick one-shot into three-shot as per request :D. I'm not sure if it will be as funny as the first chapter, mainly because I wrote the first at 2 in the morning with sleep deprivation, but hell… I'm going to try anyways :P

Not sure when I'll get the last chapter out. I've been working on my long term HP Fic called 'The Next Great Adventure'. I originally started this just as something to get my creative juices going. Do check it out if you have the chance. It's the same type of humor… well maybe it might get a bit goofier at times.

What happened to Harry during his Talk? What will he be like afterwards? Well, stay tune to find out!

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