Five Second Kill, Revised

"Woo Bin, how do you know Yi Jung's moves so well?"

Jan Di, with her porridge shop apron on and a towel draped over her shoulder, was sitting across from Woo Bin.

"Eh? What moves?" Woo Bin answered absent mindedly, blowing air to cool his spoonful of seafood porridge.

Jan Di leaned forward, excited. "You know…" she paused for effect and to take a look around for Ga Eul. "The moves Yi Jung was gonna use on Ga Eul! Five Second Kill!"

Woo Bin stifled a chuckle.

"Oh, you want to know about that, huh. I've seen him do it lots of times," he replied, amused.

"But you did it to me with perfection!" Jan Di exclaimed, before clapping a hand over her mouth, hoping that Ga Eul was still in the back. She lowered her voice. "Even I was charmed!"

Woo Bin waved a hand lazily. "Yes, and Jun Pyo nearly beheaded me for it after. Ji Hoo did too, after I told him. I learned it from the best."

Jan Di's curiosity overcame her as Woo Bin ate the rest of his porridge. How did Woo Bin practise it to Yi Jung's level of finesse? Was it some form of kung fu that you needed to master? The Five Second Kill. It sounded so cool! Jan Di wondered if she could possibly defeat future enemies with it. With that kind of charisma, she was sure Yi Jung could rule the world.

"But how did you learn it? I thought only Yi Jung used it," she wondered aloud.

Woo Bin gulped down the last of his bowl with a satisfied sigh.

"Yeah, he does. He practises it on me."

He flashed a grin at Jan Di.

Jan Di stared.

"On… you?" she asked slowly, processing this information.

"Yeah man, on me," Woo Bin clarified, getting up. "I don't mind at all, really."

"Practises?" Jan Di coughed out, pointing out the present tense.

"Still does," Woo Bin added cheerfully, throwing his jacket on.

"He ... you ...?" Jan Di stuttered, looking up at him from her seat.

"He likes to throw in an extra step, though, and it's kinda irritating," Woo Bin said airily, "so technically it's the Six Second Kill. He only does it to me, though, so Ga Eul doesn't need to worry."

Jan Di's eyes were wide. "Six Second Kill? ...To you?!"

Woo Bin headed for the door. "To me, yeah ... super annoying ... he does it every other night," he complained. "Won't let me work some nights."

"Wh—what is it?" whispered Jan Di in growing shock, thinking of the unthinkable.

"The sixth step: Yi Jung will unzip your pants for you."

Jan Di froze in her seat. The colour of her cheeks blossomed into a bright shade of red as Woo Bin happily strode out the door like he had been talking about the weather, and not how he and Yi Jung were doing the unimaginable every now and then.

"Thanks for the porridge! I'll be by later!"

haha omg I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.